🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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My family went to a rock and mineral museum today and one of their displays reminded me of the Job Corps grapefruit incident. Cobra really does rule my sad life....
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I think last December was the closest time besides that. If he didn't spill that whiskey I don't know what would have happened.

At least in terms of directly, not situations like where the cops show up that could accidentally escalate.
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He's still got the shotgun, it's functional he just doesn't bring it on stream anymore for pretty obvious reasons. He's an irresponsible gun owner when he drinks and people have called the police on him when he does, which they should. They might have inadvertently saved his life while in the process of trying to get him in trouble.
 
Shinkai said:
Slow cookers fuck hard great to put something on in morning and head off to work. Come back to something good
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The Cobes version:
  1. Put a bunch of random crap in crock pot that doesn’t go together at 2 am
  2. Give it a good stir and cover
  3. Go make an awesome drink combo and pass out drunk for 6 hours
  4. Come back and give it a taste, add more random crap
  5. ??????????
  6. Meal is ready at 8 pm boglim time
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
He's still got the shotgun, it's functional he just doesn't bring it on stream anymore for pretty obvious reasons. He's an irresponsible gun owner when he drinks and people have called the police on him when he does, which they should. They might have inadvertently saved his life while in the process of trying to get him in trouble.
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Did he confirm he still has it recently?

Also the new wiki KF is working on finally answered a question I've had about the shotty for years: How did he manage to break it? He managed to crack the stock by practicing one handed reloads, which I can only assume that means he was slamming the action closed. Doing that can damage a revolver's frame so one can only imagine what doing that with retard strength and a shotgun with a stock made of cheap wood.
 
Agares said:
Did he confirm he still has it recently?

Also the new wiki KF is working on finally answered a question I've had about the shotty for years: How did he manage to break it? He managed to crack the stock by practicing one handed reloads, which I can only assume that means he was slamming the action closed. Doing that can damage a revolver's frame so one can only imagine what doing that with retard strength and a shotgun with a stock made of cheap wood.
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It's nice that there's a resource for information, maybe we can have it pinned to the top of the OP so newer people can learn cool stuff about our favorite goth bad boy and we don't have to answer shit like "Is he doing meth" or "why does Stephanie have poop rings in her toilet."

Edit: A couple of months ago he was talking about making stock modifications to his shotgun so I have to assume it's functional, he would've mentioned not affording to fix it before mentioning him not affording to modify it and he especially would've been groaning and whining about it, he loves the thing. Just a couple of months before he mentioned how much he loved his shotgun and how happy he is with it. A lot of this proceeds him very specifically telling people there's no need for him to bring his shotgun on stream anymore, this was after he waved it around like a drunk retard on Courtney's stream. The cops and Clint probably gave him a talking to.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
It's nice that there's a resource for information, maybe we can have it pinned to the top of the OP so newer people can learn cool stuff about our favorite goth bad boy and we don't have to answer shit like "Is he doing meth" or "why does Stephanie have poop rings in her toilet."
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The FAQ section in the wiki is going to be wild.
 
JambledUpWords said:
The Cobes version:
  1. Put a bunch of random crap in crock pot that doesn’t go together at 2 am
  2. Give it a good stir and cover
  3. Go make an awesome drink combo and pass out drunk for 6 hours
  4. Come back and give it a taste, add more random crap
  5. ??????????
  6. Meal is ready at 8 pm boglim time
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Gotta let it cool off so add another 24 hours
 
JambledUpWords said:
The Cobes version:
  1. Put a bunch of random crap in crock pot that doesn’t go together at 2 am
  2. Give it a good stir and cover
  3. Go make an awesome drink combo and pass out drunk for 6 hours
  4. Come back and give it a taste, add more random crap
  5. ??????????
  6. Meal is ready at 8 pm boglim time
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Gonna pour some Jack Daniels in here add to the flavour, splash of mt deew yessiirr
 
I think if you sell a firearm to someone as obviously mentally disabled as Cobra you should probably go to jail or lose your firearm license or something.. I wouldn't trust the man with a sharp knife let alone a shotgun.
 
Agares said:
Did he confirm he still has it recently?

Also the new wiki KF is working on finally answered a question I've had about the shotty for years: How did he manage to break it? He managed to crack the stock by practicing one handed reloads, which I can only assume that means he was slamming the action closed. Doing that can damage a revolver's frame so one can only imagine what doing that with retard strength and a shotgun with a stock made of cheap wood.
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He was practicing closing it "like terminator" and cracked the stock. So flipping it up and closed one handed in the most retarded way possible. Imagine, hot dogging with the Elmer fudd weekday special, and breaking it. Only Cobeson, I swear. Deliciously ironical.
 
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