🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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North Oakland Avenue said:
Confirmed, they are "sold out".
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sauce: https://www.etsy.com/shop/CobraCraftWands

That or he removed them from the store to pretend he's selling them as hot items.

Who is buying these? Personally I would frame his earlier shit, but spray painted sticks? Nah. The mantis staff will probably be worth $1,000,000 when bogchad becomes ozzy-levels of famous. Right now? I would maybe pay $10 to take a dump on his bicycle.

Also how has nobody mentioned that he has extremely shaky hands, he's clearly withdrawing hard. I wonder if Cobes is trying to go sober, toobz.
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I don't doubt that he sold them, and I don't think he's smart enough to pull a trick like taking the listings down to make it look like they sold. I think it's the same thing as artists who sell furry porn commissions. All it takes is to have a couple of shut-in electrical engineers who are fans of your work and you can make a modest living. People with too much money, no common sense, and weird ass hobbies
 
Is kind of fucked he needs alcohol so bad he went right to e begging can't even go one day without it. Is even more fucked someone could stock him up with multiple handles of rotgut vodka and he would happily thank them while labeling them a genuine fan. I wonder if that will be the end for cobes, someone else mention it but his body could have an adverse reaction to sudden changes like his diet or even not having booze for too long.
 
Drama Trauma said:
Cobra cooks like how a dog would cook.
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Been havin' a ruff day, t00bz.
Gonna make a barkinator food-hack
Catshit is a want, not a need.
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
How is he already in the negative didn't he just sell 800$ of sticks to even more retarded people?
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I don't think Etsy gives him his money as soon as it sells, also with larger purchases like this they will sometimes hold the money until the stuff is actually delivered, if his account has ever had issues with delivering on time etc. (we know it has), then it can affect when his pay out is. He will get the money when he probably creates a shipping label for it. You can set it to be weekly but I'm not sure if he is that smart to fix it, but if he did it's more than likely on hold. I could see buying them for like 50$, a bit of a collectors item, but 400$ for a basically some shaved dowel with spray paint? They aren't even as intricate as the ones he used to do.

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ClothedandSobbing said:
It's officially day 24 in the Ozzy shirt. TMDWU
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That shirt is R I P E. Wonder if you can wring it and just grease comes out, will it be a record if he makes it to 30? NAL is also wearing clothing for up to 5 days now.

中华人民共和国的政治 said:
I wouldn't be surprised if whoever bought the wands claims they never arrived and charges back or something
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I know he is at the very least always super late with his shipping, I have heard of people not getting their wants but wouldn't surprise me if people did that. Part of what makes me think he's complaining about being broke is because his account has had so many issues in the past he doesn't have the money yet, but they never pay out instantly from my experience. Its weird he also lists that returns are acceptable (you have to have this enabled to sell to Eurofags, I think you can have a restocking fee or some sort depending but him getting to keep the full asking price is slim) so there are certain protections you can get from Etsy, but with that enabled they can send it back to him and get money back too. Though he is too lazy/inept to really protect himself purchase wise and to even contest reports made on him.
 
中华人民共和国的政治 said:
I think he sent a wand to etsy one time? As in the etsy office, because it was an address on screen?
I can't find it but I swear he did that.
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I believe you are correct, I am not sure if it was Etsy, but he did send the wand to some business address he saw. Someone else in the thread stated that his Etsy account has some restrictions on it, I believe this is also true. He has to have mandatory tracking for the shipping now because he didn't ship the wands for weeks or put the wrong address on it I can't recall which. I don't know if they did anything to limit payouts but I think it is fair to assume that.
 
ClothedandSobbing said:
Is even more fucked someone could stock him up with multiple handles of rotgut vodka and he would happily thank them while labeling them a genuine fan.
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This is the worst. Cobes needs to quit it with the booze but he doesn't even see that as a path; he has fuck-all going on for himself and he's content to interpret the poisoning as good faith from people who want him to be happy. This is kind of distressing.
 
TheTourist said:
This is the worst. Cobes needs to quit it with the booze but he doesn't even see that as a path; he has fuck-all going on for himself and he's content to interpret the poisoning as good faith from people who want him to be happy. This is kind of distressing.
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In that really bad blackout livestream he had in his last apartment right before the jessica arc started when he fell down and banged his head he was over by his door punching the wall saying he just wanted to die. Also during his drunk meltdown live when clint said he was too drunk to come to family dinner he straight up told everyone "I drink and smoke because it's an easy way to slowly kill myself" basically breaking the youtube celebrity facade and admitting he just wants to die and is basically constantly self harming himself.
 
hoodratt said:
I believe you are correct, I am not sure if it was Etsy, but he did send the wand to some business address he saw. Someone else in the thread stated that his Etsy account has some restrictions on it, I believe this is also true. He has to have mandatory tracking for the shipping now because he didn't ship the wands for weeks or put the wrong address on it I can't recall which. I don't know if they did anything to limit payouts but I think it is fair to assume that.
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Not sure what the threshold is for stopping or holding payments, I was recently hit with a hold for an order over 60$, but I have flawless shipping and reviews so I think its just a protective measure that maybe any purchase over 50 or so is automatically flagged or if a bunch of consecutive orders totaling out to a number will stop it, but I was paid out pretty quick a few days after since I am set on weekly pay outs. But I do remember him mentioning that he was in trouble with Etsy for a time due to people not getting their wands/shipped late and he owed them money.
TheTourist said:
This is the worst. Cobes needs to quit it with the booze but he doesn't even see that as a path; he has fuck-all going on for himself and he's content to interpret the poisoning as good faith from people who want him to be happy. This is kind of distressing.
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Cobes is in a terrifying fantasy land. I don't think he will ever quit. He has to be that gothic bad boy. He also doesn't seem to give a shit about anything fan sends him or gives him unless its booze. I know people are hoping to cause a sperg out but years of duster and booze are catching up to him and he's no longer some doofus doing dumb shit we all get great laughs from, he's just rotting away with his 1000th baconator food hack. I don't even think he tries to food hack, he just gets what he wants and slaps something on it and calls it one. The downhill is steeper for him than I thought it would be.

ClothedandSobbing said:
"I drink and smoke because it's an easy way to slowly kill myself"
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Retard can't even get this right, you generally want to get it over with quick and painless not drag it out with organ failure and rot. It's still sad to hear though. Dude always seems to make it out of a rough situation better than before.
 
He shipped a wand without tracking and the person who he shipped it to lodged a complaint and requested a refund saying they never received it. Josh of course didn't have enough money in his account to give a refund so Etsy closed his account until he got enough for the refund. That was the big etsy drama a couple years back.
 
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