"Fartin' a wet and juicy on my troles' door hahahahahahaha"
Truth. The entire reason "Karen" is a meme is because of entitled retards that are dicks to service/retail workers.
it's not uncommon the parboil the potatoes and cooling them before frying them (though it may be more common "parfry" them), so maybe he went off that but boglified the recipe?
Use wand on streetlight
always have an option to fart
For some reason people were just convinced it was some section 8 shithole, the only evidence being that Ian was a felon and on a google maps snapshot there was a cop car parked in the parking lot.
Use phone to summon food
I think it's teeth. The fridge is too cold, but he can't eat it fresh, so he needs it to be room temp, the true neutral. And he probably forgets and passes out .
Better yet - Make it a young and potentially legally-distinct Cobra at Job Corps trying to unearth the twisted secrets behind why it's so haunted(it isn't). The second one is the result of realizing it was all fake, and is just the Boy wandering around his apartment.
If his teeth already have nerve exposure, which is likely the case for a few of his teeth by now, it probably hurts like crazy to eat foods the slightest bit too cold or too hot. On top of it, his food generally needs to be mushier to avoid hurting the teeth. If he ever gets his teeth fixed, it’s going to be a very large bill.
The Clint Saunders Photography watermark nearly sent me out of my chair. That's art.
I think you're overthinking it. It's likely because he gets drunk or falls asleep and forgets and then plays it like it was intentional on the occasion that it comes up.
