🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Satan's Cowbell has finally returned. I thought we'd never see it again after that brief time in 2022 when he was wearing it. TMDWU. It really adds to the whole boglim aesthetic.
 
Somebody already explained, but here are the videos from when he was initially talking about this. The victory video is great. He says something like " it's gonna take awhile to get into the swing of eating doritos again." after boycotting them for one day.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=S0aXhBXOueUhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=y-S8nvyI93s
“It’s gonna take a while to get into the swing of eating Doritos”
And
“The local cheesesteak scene”
Are prime examples of how he doesn’t comprehend anything he says and he’s just repeating things he’s heard based on a context he thinks fits and slotting in a word of what he’s talking about like madlibs fill in the blanks.

His brain is a Chinese room
 
“It’s gonna take a while to get into the swing of eating Doritos”
And
“The local cheesesteak scene”
Are prime examples of how he doesn’t comprehend anything he says and he’s just repeating things he’s heard based on a context he thinks fits and slotting in a word of what he’s talking about like madlibs fill in the blanks.

His brain is a Chinese room
His responces are so formulaic, like how I was as a kid trying to sound "mature" and cultured. Just picking up on whatever he learns about the outside world.
 
Somebody already explained, but here are the videos from when he was initially talking about this. The victory video is great. He says something like " it's gonna take awhile to get into the swing of eating doritos again." after boycotting them for one day.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=S0aXhBXOueUhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=y-S8nvyI93s
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There is a weed shop, pizza joint, dominos, burger joint, taco johns, KFC, wendys, taco bell, a brewery, grocery stores, liquor store, etc all literally within a 1 mile or less walk from the new Cobra lair. All the things he loves, :optimistic: but I really hope with time that proximity will draw him out there.
I'm amazed he doesn't tip when he orders doordash for his mukbogs. Even if it were a 15 minute walk or 5 minute bike ride it's still an asshole move to not tip.

One of these days a driver is going to remember him, get a bag and sticker from another order, take a dump in his food, and reseal it.
:cunningpepe:
 
His responces are so formulaic, like how I was as a kid trying to sound "mature" and cultured. Just picking up on whatever he learns about the outside world.
Path of least resistance dictates that if he observes a small myriad of behaviours and replicates them, he can gain success. That’s all this is, it’s Cobra trying to gain success by almost parrot-like behaving like his favourite faggoty youtube commentators. It takes almost no effort to spit out one-liners regardless of context than it does to actually think and respond so he’s partial to it, and see that’s the thing of it slick, when he was just being himself and telling the world about his day he sounded 300% more intelligent and cogent.

It’s ironical isn’t it toobs, so deliciously ironical
 
Food hacks are a result of Cobes watching Epic Meal Time. Everything he does is the dish + more to the max.
It's funny because it's a product of a period in time where Bacon was a bit of a meme. Like pickles for the past couple of years. Both pickles and Bacon are delicious. But they're not so good they belong on everything you eat. I get bored with any flavor. The idea of always adding bacon to everything I eat sounds like a fast track to everything tasting the same. It's another example of his arrested development.
 
Food hacks are a result of Cobes watching Epic Meal Time. Everything he does is the dish + more to the max.
Winner winner foodhacked to death, fucked up, disgusting, soggy, wet, dripping chicken dinner! Also bacon = masculine, unhealthy = nonconformity

This man has been practically measuring his dick in front of our eyes for years
 
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