🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Sending someone bedbugs is absolutely fucked. That's not generating content or poking the boy for fun (not that that would be ok), it's just torturing him for no reason other than to be cruel.

I feel similarly about sending NAL uninvited. She's a giant BPD bedbug. She latches on and sucks his life out. Unfortunately superheating the trailer won't get rid of her.

I feel like I'm on the edge of white knighting for him and I hate that, but these more recent "trolls" are just looking to inflict pain. The boy trolls himself plenty. He eats literal garbage. His own organically created (pun not intended) content is harmful and entertaining enough.

Also, Facebook? Fucking Facebook? When did that become a platform for lol cow watching? So who's there? Old people responding to AI, bots, a guy selling stolen tools, mom groups, and people bragging about abusing lol cows while selling each other shit tier merch?
 
T-Ter said:
I get the feeling that the redditors and "ex"-junkies that are jealous of cobes' lifestyle somehow see it as him living the "rich influencer" lifestyle/culture.

They somehow cannot comprehend that living a lonely, isolated life where you waste away, collecting a tugboat because you're too regarded and unmotivated to work (or even attempt to get some fresh air), is not the same lifestyle that the "idle rich" are living. The BOY gets a couple hundred dollars a month from donations if he's lucky. He's not some LA socialite whose only job is to network; he's a retard in Wyoming whose brain is fried from booze, duster, and the internet, and I think they truly do not understand the difference.

All they see is "I want that", without actually realizing how shallow and miserable a life it actually is.
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I honestly don’t get how anyone would be jealous of Cobes when he essentially lives like he’s unemployed. Yeah, he makes some money being a YouTuber, but he’d honestly make more if he were back at Wendy’s cleaning tables. His life looks extremely boring most of the time, and what money he does get is never saved, and quickly spent on fast food or alcohol. Pretty much anyone that has a job, and a social life outside the internet, is already getting more money and fulfillment than Cobes.

Also, it’s annoying when people powerlevel over how much better they are than someone like Cobes, because like with most lolcows, being better than a lolcow is a bare minimum. If you regularly shower, brush your teeth, and you can cook mac and cheese from a box correctly, then you’re much more set in life than Cobes.
 
underoo underarmour said:
Sending someone bedbugs is absolutely fucked. That's not generating content or poking the boy for fun (not that that would be ok), it's just torturing him for no reason other than to be cruel.

I feel similarly about sending NAL uninvited. She's a giant BPD bedbug. She latches on and sucks his life out. Unfortunately superheating the trailer won't get rid of her.

I feel like I'm on the edge of white knighting for him and I hate that, but these more recent "trolls" are just looking to inflict pain. The boy trolls himself plenty. He eats literal garbage. His own organically created (pun not intended) content is harmful and entertaining enough.

Also, Facebook? Fucking Facebook? When did that become a platform for lol cow watching? So who's there? Old people responding to AI, bots, a guy selling stolen tools, mom groups, and people bragging about abusing lol cows while selling each other shit tier merch?
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There's still zero proof that anybody actually bought and sent bedbugs to Cobes, don't work yourself up over it.
 
Quincy Mcdaniels said:
With all due respect, who cares? Reddit is gay.
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It is gay AF but it's a bit tough to keep up with the way the farms is laid out. I wish Null could add some kind of 'sticky' feature, on top of all the other bullshit he has to do, where a post with enough like 'info' tags gets stuck on the top. I came on here to see if him and NAL are still together and now I have to deep dive through like 30 pages.
 
StevalKineval said:
Dude, i got on kiwi farms to discuss josh... all the reddit threads on the topic were pussies and sickos.
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PixarsTedKennedy said:
It is gay AF but it's a bit tough to keep up with the way the farms is laid out. I wish Null could add some kind of 'sticky' feature, on top of all the other bullshit he has to do, where a post with enough like 'info' tags gets stuck on the top. I came on here to see if him and NAL are still together and now I have to deep dive through like 30 pages.
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It's designed this way on purpose. Putting in effort to learn about something is the bane of every redditor, it's a natural deterrent. It also keeps fairweather watchers away too.
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
It's designed this way on purpose. Putting in effort to learn about something is the bane of every redditor, it's a natural deterrent. It also keeps fairweather watchers away too.
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This!

If it gets overwhelming hit the highlights and if it’s interesting you can backtrack.

I’ve managed to keep up with rackets since the arrest, it’s not terribly hard.
 
James done did it said:
So is this one of the cobratropes like the group home cycle? the "people believing that an alcoholic literal retard has a better and more desirable life than them" cycle? Cobes is retarded and it's the only thing that makes his life not completely pathetic. I really feel for you if you *actually* have a worse life than him. Get an education and stop being a minimum wagecuck.
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Yeah, sure, he lives a life of "leisure" and picks a few "free" scraps but he has to live life as fucking cobra. Tell me honestly what you would consider fair compensation for being a retarded alcoholic downy? 4 1/2gallons of vodka and bog witchussy? Couldn't be me, doesn't matter how big the laze perk may be. I thought about being cobes but then I digressed.

"I was gonna go to court but then I digressed. I was gonna clean my room but then I digressed. I was gonna break up with a hagraven but then I'm retarded. Never gonna quit drinking to tell the truth i never should of started."
 
T-Ter said:
I get the feeling that the redditors and "ex"-junkies that are jealous of cobes' lifestyle somehow see it as him living the "rich influencer" lifestyle/culture.
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If you're a junkie there are consequences for being a junkie.

You smash your phone? No phone.
You get evicted? No house.
You have no job? No money, no booze, no food.
You alienate your parents with homicidal drunken rage? No family.
You look like a hollowed out Asian dog man from abusing your body for 20+ years? No pussy.

I'm sure most of you can think of more but there are a lot of natural consequences for being a piece of shit junkie and beyond a diminished intelligence and a couple of burnt bridges, Cobra suffers none of them. It makes them very, very angry that they can't be pieces of shit and do the same, a lot of these people seethe unendingly about it.
 
grand larsony said:
Maybe I'm showing my power level by saying this, but I work a WFH job. Even with responsibilities and a family to take care of, I definitely feel how it's socially stunting me. I think I'd go completely insane if I didn't have a schedule to keep to and things which required my regular attention. I can't imagine how Josh or any of the other gorillion people living on government paychecks with nothing to do all day do it. Why the alogs think it's an enviable lifestyle is beyond me. I guess Cobes is blessed by being too dumb to really introspect lol
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I really do think people need routines and need schedules in their day to day life to stay mentally healthy. Something to get up for and some goal to work towards. There is a reason why people retire and then just lose all purpose and die. With Cobes like you said I don't think he's even intelligent enough to be bothered by it. I don't think it crosses his mind he's wasted the best years of his life getting drunk alone in a dingy studio apartment. He's not really capable of comprehending that.

I spent ages 18-20 basically completely dropped out of society. I wasn't a raging drunk or anything like Cobes but I was a full on NEET and it was some of the most depressing years of my life. You have no reason to get up, nothing to look forward to, no future. I would never go back. It's so bleak. Like you've already died.
 
Fleshlite said:
I wish I could spend all day at home, in a trailer that my dad pays for, day drinking while watching ragebait videos, then sharing my complete brainrot opinions online and having even more retarded people shower me with money.
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I dunno, it would be better NOT to have a mouth full of rotten teeth, NOT be an absolute retard, and NOT be day drinking yourself to death.
Quincy Mcdaniels said:
With all due respect, who cares? Reddit is gay.
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True but it kind of sucks that a lot of OG content got killed along with the sickos and retards.
 
grand larsony said:
Maybe I'm showing my power level by saying this, but I work a WFH job. Even with responsibilities and a family to take care of, I definitely feel how it's socially stunting me. I think I'd go completely insane if I didn't have a schedule to keep to and things which required my regular attention. I can't imagine how Josh or any of the other gorillion people living on government paychecks with nothing to do all day do it. Why the alogs think it's an enviable lifestyle is beyond me. I guess Cobes is blessed by being too dumb to really introspect lol
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When you're as ugly as Josh is, the better choice is NEET and not having to be around people too much.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I really do think people need routines and need schedules in their day to day life to stay mentally healthy. Something to get up for and some goal to work towards. There is a reason why people retire and then just lose all purpose and die. With Cobes like you said I don't think he's even intelligent enough to be bothered by it. I don't think it crosses his mind he's wasted the best years of his life getting drunk alone in a dingy studio apartment. He's not really capable of comprehending that.

I spent ages 18-20 basically completely dropped out of society. I wasn't a raging drunk or anything like Cobes but I was a full on NEET and it was some of the most depressing years of my life. You have no reason to get up, nothing to look forward to, no future. I would never go back. It's so bleak. Like you've already died.
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Stuff like this is why Cobes would benefit from a group home situation where he has people giving him a schedule to follow. In addition to that, group homes specializing in special needs will typically have activities to do, and provide transportation for different places around town. It’s very similar to being in an elderly retirement community, but with younger people. Downside is that all the extra services get expensive, so it isn’t always doable. Clint really should have taken him to a group home years ago, like he initially thought of doing, because Cobes on his own is barely functional.
 
JambledUpWords said:
Stuff like this is why Cobes would benefit from a group home situation where he has people giving him a schedule to follow. In addition to that, group homes specializing in special needs will typically have activities to do, and provide transportation for different places around town. It’s very similar to being in an elderly retirement community, but with younger people. Downside is that all the extra services get expensive, so it isn’t always doable. Clint really should have taken him to a group home years ago, like he initially thought of doing, because Cobes on his own is barely functional.
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Thank you for restarting the group home loop it is greatly preciated
 
JambledUpWords said:
Stuff like this is why Cobes would benefit from a group home situation where he has people giving him a schedule to follow. In addition to that, group homes specializing in special needs will typically have activities to do, and provide transportation for different places around town. It’s very similar to being in an elderly retirement community, but with younger people. Downside is that all the extra services get expensive, so it isn’t always doable. Clint really should have taken him to a group home years ago, like he initially thought of doing, because Cobes on his own is barely functional.
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After Josh was kicked out of Job Corp for smoking weed Clint seriously considered putting him in one but he was able to beg him and promise he would get a job and move out both of which he did so it didn't happen.
 
JambledUpWords said:
Stuff like this is why Cobes would benefit from a group home situation where he has people giving him a schedule to follow. In addition to that, group homes specializing in special needs will typically have activities to do, and provide transportation for different places around town. It’s very similar to being in an elderly retirement community, but with younger people. Downside is that all the extra services get expensive, so it isn’t always doable. Clint really should have taken him to a group home years ago, like he initially thought of doing, because Cobes on his own is barely functional.
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That’s crazy man you’re 100% right. I can’t believe nobody’s thought of that yet why doesn’t Clint put him in a group home? Is it because he’s a bad father? 🤔
 
Sicko Hunter said:
After Josh was kicked out of Job Corp for smoking weed Clint seriously considered putting him in one but he was able to beg him and promise he would get a job and move out both of which he did so it didn't happen.
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Like any addict, he can manipulate when necessary. He was a lot more coherent back then, so it was easier for him to do it then compared to now.
 
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