🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Drive-By Comment said:
"Verification of your business is required."
First time buyer form requires uploading business license.

Hope they are actually diligent about that stuff. But packaging indeed is so you see what the hell is in there. One would actually have to order those home and then send them in more covert way. I assume this is not going to happen. Skin crawling thought. Fuck me, I would not open one of those bags to repackage them.
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I fucking hope so. I feel like this should be against the law.
 
Fleshlite said:
I wish I could spend all day at home, in a trailer that my dad pays for, day drinking while watching ragebait videos, then sharing my complete brainrot opinions online and having even more retarded people shower me with money.
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Dude, there was JUST a discussion about junkie retards being jealous of Cobra's doomed life. Are you a recovering addict by any chance? Does Cobra seem like he's enjoying his life? You know he's a retard, correct?
 
Fleshlite said:
I wish I could spend all day at home, in a trailer that my dad pays for, day drinking while watching ragebait videos, then sharing my complete brainrot opinions online and having even more retarded people shower me with money.
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So is this one of the cobratropes like the group home cycle? the "people believing that an alcoholic literal retard has a better and more desirable life than them" cycle? Cobes is retarded and it's the only thing that makes his life not completely pathetic. I really feel for you if you *actually* have a worse life than him. Get an education and stop being a minimum wagecuck.
 
Robert w'E'd Leef said:
Dude, there was JUST a discussion about junkie retards being jealous of Cobra's doomed life. Are you a recovering addict by any chance? Does Cobra seem like he's enjoying his life? You know he's a retard, correct?
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I think some of these people who envy Cobra's situation would unironically go to prison for the rest of their lives if they were allowed to drink and smoke. That's really what Cobra's Goth rockstar badboy lifestyle is now, solitary confinement.

Drive-By Comment said:
Well actually attempting or succeeding in giving someone pest infestation surely is very much illegal. But that business is legit and needed I would say. Training dogs to find pests is god's work I tell you.
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Much like how it was illegal for the Rajneeshees to give people in The Dulles salmonella, but it was important and legit that the ATCC sell salmonella cultivars to researchers.

I wouldn't be surprised if the strict requirements around selling those bed bugs date back to that crime.
 
Not to contribute to the loop BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT having zero responsibilities and doing nothing all day only sounds good in theory. Actually living it is extremely depressing and empty. NEET life only looks appealing when you've either only lived it for a short period of time or never at all. You start to question your life and you have way too much time to think (not an issue for Cobes) if you are an introspective person and it will mess you up.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Not to contribute to the loop BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT having zero responsibilities and doing nothing all day only sounds good in theory. Actually living it is extremely depressing and empty. NEET life only looks appealing when you've either only lived it for a short period of time or never at all. You start to question your life and you have way too much time to think (not an issue for Cobes) if you are an introspective person and it will mess you up.
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Maybe I'm showing my power level by saying this, but I work a WFH job. Even with responsibilities and a family to take care of, I definitely feel how it's socially stunting me. I think I'd go completely insane if I didn't have a schedule to keep to and things which required my regular attention. I can't imagine how Josh or any of the other gorillion people living on government paychecks with nothing to do all day do it. Why the alogs think it's an enviable lifestyle is beyond me. I guess Cobes is blessed by being too dumb to really introspect lol
 
Fleshlite said:
I wish I could spend all day at home, in a trailer that my dad pays for, day drinking while watching ragebait videos, then sharing my complete brainrot opinions online and having even more retarded people shower me with money.
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Don't let your dreams be dreams. Make a YouTube channel. Find a trailer. Don't dream it - be it!
 
IsaacShraeder said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SKgrlT0guyoAt 9:45:

Sounds like Cobes is consooming that Boomercon cartoon the Daily Wire picked up. Very soon he'll be dropping rants about how Israel is our greatest ally, doodt.
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Cobes with the unintentional comedy a couple of minutes in: "Do I like mongooses? No but if they didn't eat cobras then the cobra population would overpopulate and die out. It's the same thing with bacon cheeseburgers." [paraphrasing]

It's also hilarious for a guy in his living conditions to go on about survival of the fittest. Never change, king.
 
grand larsony said:
Maybe I'm showing my power level by saying this, but I work a WFH job. Even with responsibilities and a family to take care of, I definitely feel how it's socially stunting me. I think I'd go completely insane if I didn't have a schedule to keep to and things which required my regular attention. I can't imagine how Josh or any of the other gorillion people living on government paychecks with nothing to do all day do it. Why the alogs think it's an enviable lifestyle is beyond me. I guess Cobes is blessed by being too dumb to really introspect lol
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Yeah, I'm a housewife. You would imagine the ability to do whatever you want rules, but the reality is you run out of things to do. And you're just bored.
 
I get the feeling that the redditors and "ex"-junkies that are jealous of cobes' lifestyle somehow see it as him living the "rich influencer" lifestyle/culture.

They somehow cannot comprehend that living a lonely, isolated life where you waste away, collecting a tugboat because you're too regarded and unmotivated to work (or even attempt to get some fresh air), is not the same lifestyle that the "idle rich" are living. The BOY gets a couple hundred dollars a month from donations if he's lucky. He's not some LA socialite whose only job is to network; he's a retard in Wyoming whose brain is fried from booze, duster, and the internet, and I think they truly do not understand the difference.

All they see is "I want that", without actually realizing how shallow and miserable a life it actually is.
 
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