🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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alright, cardinal cherries, lucerne, bacon greasem and country crock are sprited

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Joshie's official story about how he got banned from Albertsons was he came into the store in the morning after a night of drinking and smelled like booze but hadn't had a drink yet that morning so he wasn't drunk. They refused to sell to him because he reeked of liquor but he was not banned at that point. Then I think trolls called and were able to get him officially banned
 
biggacracka said:
why cook bacon into bits and save the fat for your dank food hacks when you can just buy premade bacon bits and premade bacon fat?
This still triggers my food autism
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Josh had a knack for finding the most expensive way to cook slop people wouldn’t even pay 10¢ for. Only someone like Josh could spend $80 on an instant mashed potato “hack”
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
He went in when they opened in the AM to get booze and was already drunk.(multiple times) He cried about it in a couple videos and facebook rants. I slightly remember one of the faggot youtube grifters who went there to shit touch had the cops show up when they brought him to another grocery store as well because Cobes was trespassing. I couldn't tell you who the person was, but I'm sure someone here knows the "documentary" I mean.
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Was it yourfavoriteson?

Josh is banned at all the local stores because trolls hassle them if he turns up. Why watch a cow if youre intention is to isolate them to their own home forever?
 
Shiverpeaks said:
Was it yourfavoriteson?

Josh is banned at all the local stores because trolls hassle them if he turns up. Why watch a cow if youre intention is to isolate them to their own home forever?
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While I don't doubt that I really think most places used the trolls as an excuse if anything. Retarded or not josh is akin to having a smelly ass homeless person in your establishment which is generally frowned upon.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
If he does it's extremely rare. He gets money for groceries from his tugboat as part of his program in wyoming. Tanis does the grocery hauls for him every 2 weeks. I can't think of a time he's ever door dashed groceries. Homemom Tanis has been doing it for years now with his SNAP money. Like the tugboat, Josh doesn't have access to it because he'd blow the entire monthly reup on beef jerkey and monster energy drinks.
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He doordashes groceries for his mead and food hacks all the time. It has nothing to do with his tugboat. He has no concept of money, and Albertson's is just another option on doordash to him. Like someone else already said, he has mentioned how they delivered the wrong thing (like regular ranch instead of bacon ranch, sugar free versions, etc.) before.


Shiverpeaks said:
Was it yourfavoriteson?

Josh is banned at all the local stores because trolls hassle them if he turns up. Why watch a cow if youre intention is to isolate them to their own home forever?
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Pretty sure they're talking about this part
 
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Bill Evans 45 said:
I am hopelessly nostalgic for 'Cobra - The Cycling Years' and that clip evoked a deep sigh.
TYFYS.
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It's perfectly made, Alfred Hitchcock level clip. The anticipation, the drama. then the payoff. Mrs. Balls and I just laughed so hard we almost threw up. It's funny how, out of context, that is a 6 second video of a blurry man on a bike in a hallway. But to us, with the context, that was the fucking funniest thing I have seen in weeks.
 
Slim Boglim said:
I’m still genuinely blown away that cobies doesn’t know what’s in his bank account at any given time. Schrödinger’s savings account. he either has money or he doesn’t and that’s the extent of his banking status
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In his defense, both the balance and overdraw penalties tend to just "take care of themselves" after a while.
 
Bill Evans 45 said:
I am hopelessly nostalgic for 'Cobra - The Cycling Years' and that clip evoked a deep sigh.
TYFYS.
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cobes riding his bike places was honestly some of the best times. cobes out in public in general was always an enjoyable time because of the people he would run into and the things he would do.

its a shame he almost never leaves the house now if anything positive could come from NAL dragging him out places i was hoping it would be a spark to restart his interest in riding his bike but sadly it never happened.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Boglimpedia is looking good twu!
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I've got the Cobratron sifting through the gigantic pile of Cobra transcripts I have and writing articles about his beliefs with citations now. Anyone got ideas for beliefs I could have it look for? I already covered guns/mass shootings, gender relayshuns, and sickos. I'm still not a huge fan of its writing style but it's incredibly good at citing a shitload of sources.
 
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