🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Speaking of green scalp dye, anyone ever figure out why his scalp was that lime green color in the first place way back?
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Dunno... can't quite make connections to remember way back lime scalp actually... but hasn't he tried like sad hairgrow fake tips at some point. Like fucking onions to his scalp or some silly shit. And sprayed bald spot spray frequently at some point.

But could just be bugger on camera lens. Sorry I can't help with mystery of lime scalp. Scary thought though if I remember correctly about him mentioning some weirdo food product tip to rub to scalp. Boy does not wash the food off then. Hope I remember wrong.
 
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Drive-By Comment said:
Dunno... can't quite make connections to remember way back lime scalp actually... but hasn't he tried like sad hairgrow fake tips at some point. Like fucking onions to his scalp or some silly shit. And sprayed bald spot spray frequently at some point.

But could just be bugger on camera lens. Sorry I can't help with mystery of lime scalp. Scary thought though if I remember correctly about him mentioning some weirdo food product tip to rub to scalp. Boy does not wash the food off then. Hope I remember wrong.
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Onions on his head and mayo on his head under the bandana haha
 
Dill said:
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I wish he embraced the Gandalf hat and made that part of his standard costume and upgraded to even more obscene hats and pipes as time went on.
Imagine boglim wearing this and smoking this while talking about sickos and troles with full conviction.
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Shinkai said:
Onions on his head and mayo on his head under the bandana haha
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Onion is a beautiful cobra moment but I really enjoyed the spray-on hair while it lasted.

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Slim Boglim said:
New mug just dropped
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Better not be speekin’ BOY!
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I don't quite understand why he is not using KingCobraJFS branding on all this shit. At least he googles for fine images to use...
He really should just fire up Paint and draw images himself and slap his brand on it. Can't imagine troles to be interested in this, made for taste of 12 year old badasses, cringe that has no connection to Josh on product except the cringe.

I might buy finest wands tank top if the cross eyed special ed Harry Potter could use magic wand tool on photoshop and remove the fucking background color from the image.
 
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Not gonna lie, Cobes has tons of great shirts in his store That I would consider buying if they weren't so expensive.
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I also lol'd at this, he put both these designs on the same mug TMDWU
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BullfrogBill said:
Not gonna lie, Cobes has tons of great shirts in his store That I would consider buying if they weren't so expensive.
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I also lol'd at this, he put both these designs on the same mug TMDWU
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How is it that one of the only cows that leans into his memes after time fucks up his merch so bad? His prices have always been insane.
 
BullfrogBill said:
Not gonna lie, Cobes has tons of great shirts in his store That I would consider buying if they weren't so expensive.
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I also lol'd at this, he put both these designs on the same mug TMDWU
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It's the same with his wands. I couldn't comment when it was mentioned but there actually is a market for wands people sell them on etsy and other sites it isn't just cobes, the thing is his competition sells similar wands to his own for like 1/5th of the price. He would have to make them more frequently and charge alot less for them to be a sustainable business.
 
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