🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Whatever else you may feel about the bog hag, it's gotta feel rough getting ghosted by Cobes of all people. Like, the boglim took a look at you and thought to himself "I deserve better than this," and he was right.
 
Robert w'E'd Leef said:
She's not going to isolate Josh from shit, he lives half a continent away from her, he hates her, and he has no plans to ever see her again under his own power.
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How do you isolate someone with no friends and a family that isolates him from them? He's busy doing bog things and she's not able to stand it.

If trolls pay for NAL to visit Cobra he will let her in and fuck her again. Their relationship doesn't end until the trolls stop paying for visits and any time in between is them doing their usual thing. NAL goes insane, rants about everything and Daddy fucking her trolls while Cobra dwells within the bogtrailer. If they're given the chance they will meet and attempt to breed before leaving for their own swamps.
 
Slim Boglim said:
I’m so sad I missed out on a potion time glass. Such a silly little thing but not so egregious and insane to look like a total weirdo for owning it like anything else he made
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We got the potion time glasssss.

And then we got some black CHERRY.

Famous last words
 
Agares said:
That stream started off so normal, but then the inanimate objects wanted to be cute.
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Definitely a Top 5 moment. As difficult as it is to get some people into cobes considering you show him to them and either they look at you like you're insane or they get it yknow? It's one of my go to videos to send to people that usually make them want to watch another haha
 
UncommonParlence said:
Fuck I wish she'd drown in her bath tub and quit lying on people who do nice things for her. Fucking gutter slunt (slimy cunt).
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Unironically watching her end up drowning in the tub on livestream after getting blitzed on booze and benzos would be a fantastic crescendo to the arc. Can't think of a person more deserving of having their unceremonious death broadcast to Internet.

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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Unironically watching her end up drowning in the tub on livestream after getting blitzed on booze and benzos would be a fantastic crescendo to the arc. Can't think of a person more deserving of having their unceremonious death broadcast to Internet.

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It would certainly be her "best of me" moment.
 
Shiverpeaks said:
If trolls pay for NAL to visit Cobra he will let her in and fuck her again.
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I think she'd have to just show up unannounced at this point. I doubt he has any part of planning another visit. And considering he's gone out of his way to not mention her on stream recently, it doesnt even seem like he views it as a win over the trolls anymore. He left all the bathroom stuff she bought him behind while moving out. I don't think he does that unless he knows she won't ever be back. He'd have to answer for it, and we've all seen how scared he is of pissing her off.
 
bonified retard said:
I think she'd have to just show up unannounced at this point. I doubt he has any part of planning another visit. And considering he's gone out of his way to not mention her on stream recently, it doesnt even seem like he views it as a win over the trolls anymore. He left all the bathroom stuff she bought him behind while moving out. I don't think he does that unless he knows she won't ever be back. He'd have to answer for it, and we've all seen how scared he is of pissing her off.
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You over estimate how much Cobra cares about cleaning supplies if you read anything into him not packing them up. A bottle of bleach isn't a romantic gift you treasure.
 
Agares said:
Since we're talking about the wiki, I couldn't help but wonder if anyone's made an updated list of Cobra's Relics of Fail. I feel like there's a hell of a lot more these days than just Shon and the old pie high hat now.

I'd add:
Pie High Hat 2.0 (2022-present)
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The cap gun (2022-present)
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The shotgun (Clint might have taken it away. Last seen 2021)
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His wands (far too many to catalog)

The crystal staff
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His various gas station knives and swords

The Potion Time glass (I think he still has this one)

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I'm probably missing so many others.
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There’s also the two cobra plushies: Garfield and Salazar, the Puff plush, and that little green lizard plush (don’t know if it has a name).

There’s also his guitars, the skull goblet that he broke, and the Jack Skellington goblet.

Oh and Rusty, the cobra puppet.
 
Shiverpeaks said:
You over estimate how much Cobra cares about cleaning supplies if you read anything into him not packing them up. A bottle of bleach isn't a romantic gift you treasure.
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It doesnt matter what it was, it was still a "gift" from Jessica that she constantly brought up as such.

He is very sentimental, and has moved literal trash, like empty beer bottles, from apartment to apartment because he treasures the memories attached to them.

I'm just saying he could've thrown all that shit in the same box as his incel soap, but he chose not to. He didn't forget the empty beer can he drank with "banjo bill" 4 years ago, though.
 
Bog Hag was particularly vicious coming after Aaron. I have a theory. I think Cobes has been ghosting her and she’s feeling embarrassed. She tried to hit on Aaron during his autistic Fiesta Ware ramblings and he came back with “ew no” which set her off, so she decided to torpedo his friendship with Cobes to cover her tracks and isolate him to where he has no one to talk to BUT her. (Little does she know he’s too retarded to care)
 
bonified retard said:
He is very sentimental, and has moved literal trash, like empty beer bottles, from apartment to apartment because he treasures the memories attached to them.
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He doesn't "treasure the memories" associated with the booze bottles he blacked out while drinking, he thinks they look badass like all teenagers.
 
Was trying to find the potion time video guys talked above. And ended up on Apothic Dark Red Wine and Skull glass video. I don't think I had seen this one.

"I didn't mean to break this... A SECOND TIME ! It was an accident, but getting heated about gender relations it happens."

He has indeed cups worth mentioning in Wiki.
 
Drive-By Comment said:
Was trying to find the potion time video guys talked above. And ended up on Apothic Dark Red Wine and Skull glass video. I don't think I had seen this one.

"I didn't mean to break this... A SECOND TIME ! It was an accident, but getting heated about gender relations it happens."

He has indeed cups worth mentioning in Wiki.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MJk0JLh-rGE:393
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Was you looking for this one?

Also hahhaa his voice in the one you posted. AWWWEUUUUUUH
 
Drive-By Comment said:
Was trying to find the potion time video guys talked above. And ended up on Apothic Dark Red Wine and Skull glass video. I don't think I had seen this one.

"I didn't mean to break this... A SECOND TIME ! It was an accident, but getting heated about gender relations it happens."

He has indeed cups worth mentioning in Wiki.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MJk0JLh-rGE:393
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One of my favorite meltdowns of his.
 
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