🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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be safe guys, the nadusa has her streaming powers back. mute all streams and do not make eye contact.
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I figure living with NAL is what people who report having demon infestations in their house must be experiencing. Her “main character syndrome” is painful through the screen and that’s with the ability to just switch her stream off. Goddamn to be stuck in person with her.

I know Cobes is desperate to keep off the dry spells, but being alone has got to be better than an attic hag retard dancing, pissing in a box, puking on herself, then moaning your name while doing god knows what without cleaning any of it up.
 
Deez Nuts said:
The username is the absolute best. I forgot about it. It’s so spot on for Josh. He seems like the type of dude to leave comments on the vids too. It’s a special type of porn viewer that leaves comments.
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ill never forget him commenting on tannis' gender relayshuns youtube vid that he'll think about women's lib next time he fucks.

Also, I hope Jessica gets ahold of that playlist because god damn almost everyone of them is like some kind of unrealistic living sex doll.
 
Deez Nuts said:
The username is the absolute best. I forgot about it. It’s so spot on for Josh. He seems like the type of dude to leave comments on the vids too. It’s a special type of porn viewer that leaves comments.
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And the photo is so incredibly perfect for a porn site account.

In that one he actually looks like a guy I played a lot of AoE 2 LAN games with back in high school. I shit you not we tried to make our own mead.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
If Cobes leans into the bog pirate look, it'll make the railroad bell he couldn't buy fit him that much better. He'd just have to rig up a rope to the clapper(a monumental task for The Boy) and he could ring it whenever he wanted.
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Plus his girl is a literal sea hag who sounds like a pirate when she’s angry. Anyone remember that deleted meme from the Reddit where some SpongeBob sea shanty music was played over her yelling, “IIIII’M THE ONE THAT FUCKING PAID FOR IT GRRRRAAR!”
 
Slim Boglim said:
Goes INSANELY hard.

Shoutout to Cobes who inexplicable set up his twitter to tweet out all his YouTube likes and had gems like these
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I find that he's into farts hilarious. Not afraid to show us true colors.

anliteralidiot said:
NAL was unbanned, boo
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Only a mater of time before she shits in a box and escalates. I'm sure she will be banned again. I do know Twitch doesn't accept excessive drinking so another ban is easily on the way for her since you can't be shitfaced on Twitch. And majority of her personality is being a drunk asshole.
 
bliblblblbbllb said:
Every time I made the accursed cheeseburger tater tot casserole that everyone always loves, I think of this man and how much he would probably enjoy it.

You cook off hamburger, and mix it with lots of ketchup, mustard, relish, and thinly sliced onions, and a little bit of shredded cheese. You put that in a casserole dish (or hotel pans in my case) and then put more shredded cheese, and then finally, a layer of frozen tater tots.

It cooks really well from frozen and I'll admit it's tasty. But I can't eat it without thinking, "Cobes would try to make this but also add two bags of chips and a bunch of ranch somehow."

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He'd throw a bottle of ranch on top, along with a whole block of that horseradish cheese. He'd also give that bad boy 24 hours to cool down, and bust in saying it's the best food hack he's ever made while he inhales his maggot colony. TWU troles
 
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Drive-By Comment said:
Always wonder when first brand makes a deal with him... not to advertise them. Might take millions subs to reach that level tho.

Tactical soap must have considered it.
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"What up youtoob. So tactical soap paid me 10k to not advertise them anymore, it is what it is. Anyway, I'm gonna use the money to buy a clock tower to add to my trailer and some more tactical soap with what's left, not a sponsor"
 
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