🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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There'll be more of these if our boy doesn't pick up the pace. I need my background noise for the most mundane of tasks.
 
I'm willing to put money on the stove being the Catalyst for the next homeless saga. Cobes is going to get hammered. Attempt to make some food. Pass out and probably burn the kitchen down. Or he's going to mess up and crank the gas up on the wrong burner
Either way that stove is going to be a disaster.
Mark my words everyone.
Thinking about it, especially how stressed out he got trying to make fries or something and got oil everywhere and started a fire. Gas stove is a incident waiting to happen from him or the harpy with the cursed touch. Can imagine NAL simply just trying to cook him a bog worthy brat and trailer goes up in flames or gas explosion. "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, I ONLY TOUCHED IT". But maybe he will be too lazy to use the gas stove and rely on electric skillet or microwave.
 
This whole stove thing reminded me of Jason Genova trying to cook food. He would turn on the oven instead of the stove or turn on the wrong burner and only realize it after like 10 minutes of stirring a cold pan.

Josh will definitely fuck up somehow.
 
Was searching Reddit earlier to see if any new Cobra subreddits were created or active, and I came across NaL apparently cheating on Cobra a week or so before she had went to visit him? I don't know if this is Redditors roleplaying as NaL or something that's years old so take it with a grain of salt, especially since it doesn't match her current PFP on Instagram (which I'm assuming these messages were shared on?)
Beware to those who enter, for hag tits await.
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Was searching Reddit earlier to see if any new Cobra subreddits were created or active, and I came across NaL apparently cheating on Cobra a week or so before she had went to visit him? I don't know if this is Redditors roleplaying as NaL or something that's years old so take it with a grain of salt, especially since it doesn't match her current PFP on Instagram (which I'm assuming these messages were shared on?)
Beware to those who enter, for hag tits await.
What a horrible day to have eyes
 
Was searching Reddit earlier to see if any new Cobra subreddits were created or active, and I came across NaL apparently cheating on Cobra a week or so before she had went to visit him? I don't know if this is Redditors roleplaying as NaL or something that's years old so take it with a grain of salt, especially since it doesn't match her current PFP on Instagram (which I'm assuming these messages were shared on?)
Beware to those who enter, for hag tits await.
That matches her current twitch pfp:
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And those are ABSOLUTELY her jowls:
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He hit 100k again!
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Looks like the trolls can’t stop losing.
Better not dip below 100k again BOY!
I want Cobes on Smiling Friends
You see I’m torn on this. On the one hand it’d be hilarious but on the other that’d just encourage more shit touchers. You think Cobes would break an NDA? If they did successfully get Chris on he 100% would have broken it by bragging about it on Twitter.
 
Better not dip below 100k again BOY!

You see I’m torn on this. On the one hand it’d be hilarious but on the other that’d just encourage more shit touchers. You think Cobes would break an NDA? If they did successfully get Chris on he 100% would have broken it by bragging about it on Twitter.
So ya boy has some things in the works that I won't be discussing on livestream.
*No more than several seconds later*
NOW IM GONNA BE PUTTING MY ALL INTO THIS VOICE ACTING GIG I JUST SIGNED
 
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