🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Jord compulsively using ALL THE GROWSHREES in a single food hack will never stop being the most hilarious fucking thing.

When he flopped the cheese block down on the bare counter, I lost it.
 
He hit 100k again!
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Looks like the trolls can’t stop losing.
 
The best thing about the weens little unsubbing campaign is that he hit 100k multiple times. Let them try again so he can say he hit 100k subs thrice.
 
JambledUpWords said:
I’d like to see him try to make them from scratch and have to cut potatoes. From his cooking vids, he seems to avoid any recipes that involve a chef’s knife and a cutting board. You’d think his wannabe goth persona would be into using lots of knives when cooking, but he just avoids it, unless it’s a butter knife to scoop out a condiment.
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To be fair, I digress, chopping veg with the flat side of a knife does complicate things. You know... we're not all born knowing which side of knife is the cutty bit, trol.

When is this pelican fucking skullet rocking masterbate piece of lizard neglecting cowboy from hell going to start bloody streaming? Has the cameo biness really been that good?

I keep hoping for a crossy armed pout-begging stream. What I wouldn't give for a ginder rilatings rant or an ole fashin chilling.

Pishaw, no skin of my shoes.

Ps fuck sickos

Pps winds dying down, Jessica.
 
Honestly I'd rather he makes the money for a while, rather than dispense milk, he needs to recover from the eviction.
There must be healing, if only to make the reddit faggots have heart attacks of rage.
 
ZipDisk said:
he needs to recover from the eviction.
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I mean, I don't want alogs fucking with him, but moving apartments hasn't really inconvenienced him in any way. Other than having to pack up his stuffed animals and empty booze bottles. Clint however had to search for a new place, pay for a uhaul, pack and move all his shit, provide him a couch to crash on until the new place was ready and babysit him constantly so he didn't dox the house and go live, causing chaos at his home.

The king just got drunk as fuck and did what he always does, ate take out and beat it to chaturbate. If anything, the move has been a net positive, he has a gas stove, a bigger place with no neighbors attached to his bedroom to have sex loudly on purpose to troll him specifically, and he's much closer to home-mom Tanis for grocery runs so he can make 100$ bowls of condiment slop.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
he has a gas stove
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I'm willing to put money on the stove being the Catalyst for the next homeless saga. Cobes is going to get hammered. Attempt to make some food. Pass out and probably burn the kitchen down. Or he's going to mess up and crank the gas up on the wrong burner
Either way that stove is going to be a disaster.
Mark my words everyone.
 
Rapier Ape said:
I'm willing to put money on the stove being the Catalyst for the next homeless saga. Cobes is going to get hammered. Attempt to make some food. Pass out and probably burn the kitchen down. Or he's going to mess up and crank the gas up on the wrong burner
Either way that stove is going to be a disaster.
Mark my words everyone.
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Could be papa nips master plan for his next insurance payout.
 
Well if you wanted to get rid of your retarded son in a way that would never implicate you then this is how you do it.

I'm hoping Clint had the gas capped but he's not exactly a sharp tack either
 
I thought he had one of those shitty $20 electric stoves from Walmart?
If it broke, then wouldn't Clunt just buy him a new one? Is the stove not compatible with the trailer house?

I feel that Cobes would suffocate on the gas from leaving it on and closing all the windows.

I'm not wishing harm on him or anything, toobz. I'm just speculating like the regard that I am. Circle of protection for Cobes and his new trailer park home.
 
HiveDull said:
I feel that Cobes would suffocate on the gas from leaving it on and closing all the windows.
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I feel like "I turn the gas on and just stand over it and it feels goooooooooood" will be a thing he says in the next 6 months. Cobra is just shy of being a gas huffer, he is fucking 100% rama rama.
 
Rapier Ape said:
I'm willing to put money on the stove being the Catalyst for the next homeless saga. Cobes is going to get hammered. Attempt to make some food. Pass out and probably burn the kitchen down. Or he's going to mess up and crank the gas up on the wrong burner
Either way that stove is going to be a disaster.
Mark my words everyone.
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Next homeless saga is where Cobes tries so hard to be sober for once whilst trying to beg money for booze to make his unholy slop of a "juice". How many times have Cobes tried to burnt down his old swamp homes and trailers whilst either goes blackout or fuck up the gas without having any self-awareness trying not to fuck everything up? Every time when the Boglim tries to "cook" or "brew", it all ends up into extremely foul, inedible and impossible to consume slops that only the true and honest Boglim has the balls to consume. Everything is going to end up disastrous and his daddy has to do the job babysitting him and pay his insurances and needs.
HiveDull said:
I thought he had one of those shitty $20 electric stoves from Walmart?
If it broke, then wouldn't Clunt just buy him a new one? Is the stove not compatible with the trailer house?

I feel that Cobes would suffocate on the gas from leaving it on and closing all the windows.

I'm not wishing harm on him or anything, toobz. I'm just speculating like the regard that I am. Circle of protection for Cobes and his new trailer park home.
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The house is not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed, especially Clunt and Cobes and the bog hag nowadays. The issue was that the Boglim lacks a lot of self-awareness and was naive to what he exactly fucks up or even fix his mistakes since he is sadly retarded since birth. He would likely huff lots of gas and goes blackout later on without having a sense of wariness. If it really broke then Clunt should have been making the decision to purchase a newer stove, but they just assume they are god-awful costly that they would decide not to? When things are slowly aging and starts to broke or not functioning well, they should have just replace it with care. This was strange, especially the risk of those broken stoves going to cause to Cobes' trailer. It was as if papa Nips think it can be used like a rusty and yellowed decade-old air conditioner with issues but is still usable.
Al Dente Alighieri said:
I feel like "I turn the gas on and just stand over it and it feels goooooooooood" will be a thing he says in the next 6 months. Cobra is just shy of being a gas huffer, he is fucking 100% rama rama.
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I wonder if the next time the swamp got burnt into a crisp that Cobes will resort to huffing car gasses, cigar gasses and all other gasses of some sort. Huffing gas fucks you up real bad, but seems that the Boglim somehow enjoys huffing gas and maybe eating burnt spots of his slops. Pretty risky, do you think not Cobes?
The Reddit A-logs always loses and sneed.
 
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