🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[anliteralidiot]

Any estimation of the price?

Plus whatever for doordash, and whatever extra he added.

ETA damn blown out lmfao

 

[JambledUpWords]

New review
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qoJuNTXcLkw

Positives

• It isn’t rotting
• It isn’t his cooking
• It at least has avocado in it (something tells me he eats very little fresh produce unless it comes in the fast food he orders)

Negatives

• It was overkill with all the extra meat and cheese added
• He’ll likely leave it out instead of putting it in the fridge, then eat it when it has bugs crawling inside
• He might reuse said burger for one of his kitchen monstrosities and render it inedible to most humans (except Cobes)
• He needed more balance in that meal, namely, something more than just avocado as one of the only fresh fruits in the meal
• The way he eats is horrifying, and is reminiscent of eels that unhinge their jaws to devour their food

7/10 lolcow content. Went on a bit too long for a Denny’s burger review, but offered decent insight into what Cobes eats when he isn’t the one cooking. He honestly has the diet of a stoner/drunk, and it shows in what he gets.

 

[Bogliacci]

Holy shit he needs to just shave his fucking head. The boy looks like he’s a terminal cancer patient. Almost Rekieta level

He's keeping it long for when he gets hair plugs

 

[D_Tractor]

New review
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qoJuNTXcLkw

He gets more food on his face than a literal toddler every single time he eats. Tards much lower functioning than him can be trained to be less messy eaters.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm not going to lie, crispy hashbrowns on a burger sounds like it could work. It sounds like it could work really well.

He's probably got a brand new selection of fast food to choose from in the new place. So many food hacks coming toobz.

 

[Slim Boglim]

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“Why yes, King, I would like a bite, thank you!”

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He's probably got a brand new selection of fast food to choose from in the new place. So many food hacks coming toobz.

Two Cobra landmarks are a mile away, Olive Garden and Buffalo Wild Wings.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Hashbrown and eggs on a burger is a personal favorite of mine actually.

 

[vanta pilled]

Here is the Wendy's you crave. Starts at the 2-minute mark. It actually does sort of look like a swollen discolored burger.

Send her to the CIA, military, or Guantanamo Bay as an interrogator. Being subjected to those shrieks for 15 mins. will break ANYBODY.

 

[Sog Dog]

You're forgetting about Jared Brown, Homeboy Scotty, Warlord, Homeboy Jeremy, Cool Taste, and many others. Tons of memorable side characters in the cobraverse, it's just wrong to say they are "annoying distractions" unless you really love topping loops.

My absolute favorite Cobra moment of all time is his unboxing of the warlord shirt. It is a perfect clip and it makes me roar with laughter every single time I watch it. Warlord himself is often annoying, but the fact that his presence in the Cobraverse indirectly resulted in that video makes it all worth it.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I'm not going to lie, crispy hashbrowns on a burger sounds like it could work. It sounds like it could work really well.

He's probably got a brand new selection of fast food to choose from in the new place. So many food hacks coming toobz.

many of cobes food hacks could actually work if he cooked them right and was able to control his insane lust for cheese. i do hope he finds some new places to get food from but if all else fails i would love to see what cobes could do with that bucket of 50 chicken nuggets wendys is selling now. its practically begging for cobes to make it into a food hack.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

many of cobes food hacks could actually work if he cooked them right and was able to control his insane lust for cheese. i do hope he finds some new places to get food from but if all else fails i would love to see what cobes could do with that bucket of 50 chicken nuggets wendys is selling now. its practically begging for cobes to make it into a food hack.

Chicken nugget mead, TWU.

 

[Agares]

Now this is what we call a return to form. $21 burger in the signature apple grip, dripping grease and sauce everywhere with booze to wash it down.

 

[ChrisIsGay]

That burger looked pretty good. And all the faggots mad about Cobes having his own place now can eat shit.

 

[Yankee Bastard]

I gotta say, toobz, the dog chair in the corner of the room is MDNWU. Cobra drunkenly stumbling in the background was a kino we didn't realize we had until it was gone

 

[Agares]

I gotta say, toobz, the dog chair in the corner of the room is MDNWU. Cobra drunkenly stumbling in the background was a kino we didn't realize we had until it was gone

That plus any muted streams means next level nontent.

 

[bonified retard]

The parrot really is a perfect fit for the cobra pals. Watching him talk like daym drops with it perched in the corner was too perfect dawg.

 

[Agares]

The parrot really is a perfect fit for the cobra pals. Watching him talk like daym drops with it perched in the corner was too perfect dawg.

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It goes well with the tropical theme of his old bathroom, trole. Parrots are goth as fuck. Buuuuut someone should send him a plastic raven Halloween decoration.

 

[3deadniggers]

That burger looked pretty good. And all the faggots mad about Cobes having his own place now can eat shit.

I'm concerned that's going to turn into a bad thing as soon as the trolls find someone local. Being in an apartment Cobra was protected from the worse of the current era trolling. No one was calling in scrappers or spray painting his door. If they can get into the trailer park he's living in then they might try damaging his trailer or stealing parts of it.