🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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anliteralidiot said:
Cobes Jerky mk2; Doritos Edition
All meat was marinated in original Monster overnight, and then covered with Doritos that I had ground up, and sifted for only the dust particles.

And my meat is beef bottom round
For context, it's the carbonara spice packets from Samhang/Buldak noodles.
Despite the spice, it's a very subtle addition that didn't detract from the Monster, and added to the Doritos.
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I'd say 8/10, and it's my husband's favorite.

I don't know what the bees are, but it's good.
It didn't turn out very unique, but holy fuck it smells so fucking good. I'm serious, it's like those nut or cookie stores you pass by in a mall and people say they pump a smell through to make you hungry.
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6/10 taste, it's just mid. Not terrible, not memorable.
10/10 smell holy shit

I did this in my bathroom, so I wouldn't forget and overcook these, and now my bathroom smells great.

Just a simple one.
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8/10 it's simple, but it's good! The Doritos dust really shines on it.
It also tastes/smells like honey from the second batch.
tl;dr this all tastes great, and dehydrating honey smells like those cookie shops in malls.

I hope Cobes can try making his own jerky, like he does his own meads. You can get a dehydrator for pennies at a garage sale (mine was free TWU), and it's hard to fuck this up. You just put them in the grate, and turn it on for 8hrs.
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I won't tap the glass or pozload my neghole but now I'm very tempted to send Cobes a dehydrator (finances permitting) once he sets up his new PO box
 
biggacracka said:
I won't tap the glass or pozload my neghole but now I'm very tempted to send Cobes a dehydrator (finances permitting) once he sets up his new PO box
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It would just be a waste of money anyways, like when multiple sent him hydrometers for his mead and he was just too lazy to figure out how to use one. He might be slightly more motivated to figure out a dehydrator but I assume it would just end up in a box in the corner like the rest of the crap people send him (that isn't liquor).
 
fuckthepopulation said:
It would just be a waste of money anyways, like when multiple sent him hydrometers for his mead and he was just too lazy to figure out how to use one. He might be slightly more motivated to figure out a dehydrator but I assume it would just end up in a box in the corner like the rest of the crap people send him (that isn't liquor).
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Agreed, also I don't think his current teeth situation would be permissible to eating jerky
 
fuckthepopulation said:
It would just be a waste of money anyways, like when multiple sent him hydrometers for his mead and he was just too lazy to figure out how to use one. He might be slightly more motivated to figure out a dehydrator but I assume it would just end up in a box in the corner like the rest of the crap people send him (that isn't liquor).
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Mine is just placing the meat on the rack, and plugging it in. To me, it's the same amount of work as the mead setups: gather ingredients, place them in the jar/dehydrator, cover it/turn it on. And they're insanely common to find at garage sales, so paying more than $5, to me, is crazy.
biggacracka said:
Agreed, also I don't think his current teeth situation would be permissible to eating jerky
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It's like the sippin mead, it's a suckin jerky. Like snoos. But I digress.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Cobes Jerky mk2; Doritos Edition
All meat was marinated in original Monster overnight, and then covered with Doritos that I had ground up, and sifted for only the dust particles.

And my meat is beef bottom round
For context, it's the carbonara spice packets from Samhang/Buldak noodles.
Despite the spice, it's a very subtle addition that didn't detract from the Monster, and added to the Doritos.
View attachment 6011964
I'd say 8/10, and it's my husband's favorite.

I don't know what the bees are, but it's good.
It didn't turn out very unique, but holy fuck it smells so fucking good. I'm serious, it's like those nut or cookie stores you pass by in a mall and people say they pump a smell through to make you hungry.
View attachment 6011981
6/10 taste, it's just mid. Not terrible, not memorable.
10/10 smell holy shit

I did this in my bathroom, so I wouldn't forget and overcook these, and now my bathroom smells great.

Just a simple one.
View attachment 6011984
8/10 it's simple, but it's good! The Doritos dust really shines on it.
It also tastes/smells like honey from the second batch.
tl;dr this all tastes great, and dehydrating honey smells like those cookie shops in malls.

I hope Cobes can try making his own jerky, like he does his own meads. You can get a dehydrator for pennies at a garage sale (mine was free TWU), and it's hard to fuck this up. You just put them in the grate, and turn it on for 8hrs.
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So what I'm seeing here is that it tastes better than it looks. Because that looks slightly better than Cobra's actual cooking.
 
Molly Millions said:
Yeah she has definitely been active. HRH uploads her stuff usually but at this point we've heard the dolphin laughs, we've heard the incest talk, we've heard her scream at possums and birds and I'm not really even that amused by it anymore.
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I can't stand her, her raging/looping and doxxing/attempt to get kids sex trafficked is enough reason for her to get curbstomped. Jessica is a evil insane hag that should just od and die, the world be better without that infested cunt.
 
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Umaibae said:
I miss the depth of field. I miss the dank Monster Energy poster. I miss cutout Ozzy. I miss the tiny little picture of the chopper on the wall of the kitchen.

This feels like a psych ward.
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We'll get used to this view eventually. And it'll clutter up with time.
 
Ponzo said:

https://hotwebcams.org/model/missrabbit/
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...you can see her hoarding, even back then!
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And she streams the same way, but naked! I'm dying it's so bad lmfao
I can't believe she made money!
 
biggacracka said:
I won't tap the glass or pozload my neghole but now I'm very tempted to send Cobes a dehydrator (finances permitting) once he sets up his new PO box
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somebody sent him a slow cooker once and he was too lazy/stupid to use it. And literally, all that requires is putting shit in it, plugging it in, and waiting. Though, he might be more attracted to the idea of making his own jerky since it's "manly."
 
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