🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Drive-By Comment]

opt out

Do it faggot

 

[Sog Dog]

It's about the tax revenue too, if you remember back in the Prohibition days the agents chasing down moonshiners were from the IRS, (the "revenuers") since they were selling untaxed, "non-medicinal" alcohol. Today it's $13.50 of federal excise taxes per gallon of distilled spirits, so for a gallon of an average vodka like Smirnoff that's 18% of the price.

Oh for sure.

There's no law against owning distilling equipment itself of course

Actually the Wyoming statute I mentioned makes it illegal to possess a still without a license. I suspect they would have to prove intent to use it to distill alcohol though, since most of those Amazon ones are sold as """water""" distillers.

 

[Negev]

Uck I hope she doesn't become a damn fixture, I'd rather see a heroin addict arc then a NAL arc again. Cobes is still talking to her I think but hopefully he will keep her ass at arms fucking length. It was nice to see Cobes all happy after he got some but jesus christ she is fucking horrible.

Yeah, while her having psychotic episodes multiple times a day is pretty funny I cant stand her most of the time. It's hard to enjoy josh when there is a fat hambeast who keeps screeching for attention the entire stream.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Yeah, while her having psychotic episodes multiple times a day is pretty funny I cant stand her most of the time. It's hard to enjoy josh when there is a fat hambeast who keeps screeching for attention the entire stream.

I couldn't even watch someone doing highlights on her fuck that cunt. It was funny that Josh "owned the trolls by getting laid" lol but the way she would stream while he was sleeping and shit pissed me off. Hopefully Cobes will be back to streaming like normal soon enough, I wanna see his new place.

 

[deeman]

Work 70 + hours a week, struggle for 20 years to keep my kids away from the gay, try to be a good man in this hells cape, this retard gets a house after years of stealing money from my paycheck (that I can't opt out of). His retard "father" doesn't have to foot the bill for. It is what it is toobz. I really hate this country.

Let's see here... what is the real cost of "getting a house for free"...
Constant pain because of toothrot
no real friends
no way of correcting his life because of troles
being the guy that looks like GG Allins corpse on a Youtube stream.


Something i missed? Yes, a hell of it, be happy for your family, life is a struggle and blah blah blah, but never envy a guy like Cobes, that's.... DNWU.

 

[Shinkai]

Yeah, while her having psychotic episodes multiple times a day is pretty funny I cant stand her most of the time. It's hard to enjoy josh when there is a fat hambeast who keeps screeching for attention the entire stream.

Teaching him to mute and block the stream is criminal. Fuck that cunt

 

[Retreaded Tire]

I for short while watched Kiwitapes, but went bit sour for me when I noticed that they are like actively doing stuff like playing friendly and then confronting cows on some podcast with some other dude... that would be Smokey.

Can't stand kiwi's moralfagging but I do watch his videos. The one on Y'all Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack was ok.

 

[3deadniggers]

she's just like us bros

edit: i've been aware of her lore for a while now, she made a tiktok before where she cheated on her boyfriend with another man. I'll try to find it and edit it here

edit: can't find it but found an old video where she was live on tiktok hitting on some ginger woman

https://files.catbox.moe/050bvt.mov

TIL she was at Minecon 2016 (time stamped)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VDxcTDQ9oE0:214

Does she have a thread? The video doesn't give a name to follow.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

yeah i am fully expecting something bad to happen if/when NAL shows up. shes just a generally awful person but beyond that shes that type of crazy where she could very well get upset and set the trailer on fire on purpose because cobes is not paying enough attention to her or she catches him talking to someone thats not her.

i cannot imagine living with someone like her and having to be careful with every single thing you do because one wrong move and shes going to go off like a bomb.

She is 100% the type to start a physical confrontation and then call cops and blame him as a double fuck you. Cobes is flirting with legit disaster the longer he associates with her.

Work 70 + hours a week, struggle for 20 years to keep my kids away from the gay, try to be a good man in this hells cape, this retard gets a house after years of stealing money from my paycheck (that I can't opt out of). His retard "father" doesn't have to foot the bill for. It is what it is toobz. I really hate this country.

Maybe if you were a sexy gothic bad boy you could live it up too.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

I always thought Kiwi Tapes was named after the forum until I realised he's actually just from New Zealand, imagine my immeasurable disappointment and day ruination

The wrong people is Methica, boy

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Before bed don’t forget to recite The Bog’s Prayer

Our Boglim, Who art in trailer, hallowed be Thy name; Thy clocktower come; Thy will be done online as it is in dreamhouse. Give us this day our daily mead; and forgive us our digresses as we forgive those who digress against us; and lead us not into retardation, but deliver us from DoorDash. Long live Ozzy motherfucker!

Forgive us our digresses

I love this thread so much. I'm catching up on 15 pages and getting at least one good laugh out of each. Never change.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Oh for sure.

Actually the Wyoming statute I mentioned makes it illegal to possess a still without a license. I suspect they would have to prove intent to use it to distill alcohol though, since most of those Amazon ones are sold as """water""" distillers.

Apparently it's fairly cheap, $250 for a distilling license so not too bad. Personally, I'd just disobey the law and let them spend the time and effort to enforce it if it's so important. Obeying the law for it's own sake is just stupid, maybe 100 years ago when it was a much freer country but sure as hell not today.

It's like people who sit at a red light at 3am when there's no traffic.

Work 70 + hours a week, struggle for 20 years to keep my kids away from the gay, try to be a good man in this hells cape, this retard gets a house after years of stealing money from my paycheck (that I can't opt out of). His retard "father" doesn't have to foot the bill for. It is what it is toobz. I really hate this country.

It's an old, shitty $40k single-wide in an ugly trailer park in Casper, Wyoming. If you wanted your family to live in a dump like that you could afford it too. Local schools suck as well.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Ever seen this guy?

Josh Sanders

Not Josh Saunders

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Ever seen this guy?

Nope I don't watch that kind of stuff. But if I was not lazy fuck I would edit misleading video letting low IQ TVpotato masses to find Cobes by clicking the video.
Or accusation video targeted at Josh Sanders about identity theft and imitating Josh's style... But that will be left as one of my escapist fantasies.

 

[Shinkai]

Ever seen this guy?

Josh Sanders

Not Josh Saunders

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Top 5 vocal covers

 

[Grape Garden]

I don't know how anyone watched the streams while she was there. I cant stand her kinda made me stop watching Cobes for a minute

The only thing that could make her remotely tolerable is a lobotomy. She is probably the most vile creature I've seen.

A month with her there will probably end up with Cobes losing everything.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I for short while watched Kiwitapes, but went bit sour for me when I noticed that they are like actively doing stuff like playing friendly and then confronting cows on some podcast with some other dude... that would be Smokey.

SmokeyMCC's commentary is as retarded as the retards he's covering. He talks about people like Daniel Larson as if they are moral failures for not just getting a job and being responsible. He's probably half a cow IRL and I find his voice more grating than NAL's.

Can't stand kiwi's moralfagging but I do watch his videos. The one on Y'all Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack was ok.

I appreciate the Ya'll Cowards video, as it introduced me to Viper. Being a fan of outsider music (arguably he's not completely outsider, as he's written some bangers, and is tipped to have invented a genre many years ahead of it's time, the story of his art and how he repackaged songs and released dozens of albums will be remembered for years to come). My Hops and Ya'll Cowards are legitimately great.

Spoiler: My Favourite Viper

Weirdos are the best. Fuck the trolls.

 

[Londo]

I have been going through my messages to prepare for a stream on these retards, however this flew over my head at the time because Cobra isn't one of my main cows, however another Smokey and Kiwitapes related server was involved in a swatting.

The same retards who did the same thing only a few months later sperged out over it. Fascinating how that works out.

Individual by the name of SpectreBlue - I am waiting for more information about them, however here is a recording of voicenotes someone sent to me after they tried to get him banned from the old 2h4s fan server.

He boasted about it in VC. Apologies once again for not uploading this originally.

Also for the pozloading my neghole pervert faggots that stalk my posts - try harder faggots. Maybe don't fuck with and act like a sicko around a Kiwifarmer. Get your cope ropes ready.

 

[Yankee Bastard]

I hope Jessica visits Cobra and he caves her fucking skull in so we don't have to hear about her anymore. TWU

 

[UncommonParlence]

Nope I don't watch that kind of stuff. But if I was not lazy fuck I would edit misleading video letting low IQ TVpotato masses to find Cobes by clicking the video.
Or accusation video targeted at Josh Sanders about identity theft and imitating Josh's style... But that will be left as one of my escapist fantasies.

Doodt. Imagine editing in Cobra's vocals and it getting a million views. Now THAT'S subfertive. If I wasn't a lazy sack of shit that had a goff cowboy from hell ruling my sad pelican fucking life I might do it. Twu toobz.