🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
Damn hopefully he will get it sorted out. I've been waiting to see what he moves into seems to be the most interesting thing for me. And yea I'm not more on the whole NAL arc, I guess at least cobes got some but ugh a beached whale isn't much
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She's not even a beached whale, she's some kind of weird methed up gator.
 
UncommonParlence said:
Me too homeboy doggy, me too. If she becomes a fixture I'm the wind is dying down. She pISSES mE oFFFFF!!!! GAUDDAMMNITTT!!!! fUcK, I diGresS, SICKOS
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Uck I hope she doesn't become a damn fixture, I'd rather see a heroin addict arc then a NAL arc again. Cobes is still talking to her I think but hopefully he will keep her ass at arms fucking length. It was nice to see Cobes all happy after he got some but jesus christ she is fucking horrible.
 
Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
Uck I hope she doesn't become a damn fixture, I'd rather see a heroin addict arc then a NAL arc again. Cobes is still talking to her I think but hopefully he will keep her ass at arms fucking length. It was nice to see Cobes all happy after he got some but jesus christ she is fucking horrible.
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I’m fully convinced if they really do end up cooped up together for an entire month it’s not going to end so well. Jessica is going to forget to forget to turn the stove off or something one night and once Cobes goes for a good morning pipe hit… BANG!! The even worse outcome is that she borrows a trailer park junkie’s car and really does buy that $8.99 Walmart machete after a night of arguing because of Josh cooking in the used bacon grease. :stress:
 
bonified retard said:
I got you \m/
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LONG LIVE OZZY, MOTHERFUCKERS! ROCK IN ROLLLLL!
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
I don't know how anyone watched the streams while she was there. I cant stand her kinda made me stop watching Cobes for a minute
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you've gotta enjoy a good trainwreck
She can go nuclear in less than a second, and her manner of speech is so fucking weird, and gross. It's not charming like Cobes' (that's a sexy fermentation line), but it's still just as vulgar and gross. There's also just this simmering feeling that she's going to actually hurt him, and you wanna watch for when it happens.

Just stick to highlights otherwise.

The main archive channel for her is working on getting last night's twitch up, but she got bleach on her fire opal ring, and some of the "silver" came off.
 
It feels like a lot of the major lolcows with threads have some kind of ongoing litigation, be it civil or criminal. The only one I follow that doesn't is Cobes. It seems the funniest place a cow can be is in court (perhaps not Nick Bate). Now I'm not trying to cast a spell or a hex or a incastration or nothing like that, but 2024 seems to be the year of the Million Dollar Cobra for ole Homedad. Especially if the Teeth Arc finishes "coming along nicely" and finally "gets here badly." I can just imagine Cobra getting into some kind of stupid low stakes small-claims shenanigans, especially with persnickety long-time trailer park residents.
 
Buster Scruggs said:
I’m fully convinced if they really do end up cooped up together for an entire month it’s not going to end so well. Jessica is going to forget to forget to turn the stove off or something one night and once Cobes goes for a good morning pipe hit… BANG!! The even worse outcome is that she borrows a trailer park junkie’s car and really does buy that $8.99 Walmart machete after a night of arguing because of Josh cooking in the used bacon grease. :stress:
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yeah i am fully expecting something bad to happen if/when NAL shows up. shes just a generally awful person but beyond that shes that type of crazy where she could very well get upset and set the trailer on fire on purpose because cobes is not paying enough attention to her or she catches him talking to someone thats not her.

i cannot imagine living with someone like her and having to be careful with every single thing you do because one wrong move and shes going to go off like a bomb.
 
Tetragrammaton said:
i cannot imagine living with someone like her and having to be careful with every single thing you do because one wrong move and shes going to go off like a bomb.
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There is a classic Ren & Stimpy episode where they get snowed in in a cottage and go crazy on each other (duh) ... that's how i imagine it going down.
 
Big Dogs Gonna Eat said:
Hard agree. I unrionically did enjoy Smokey's stuff when he started out, but since teaming up with Kiwi things seemed to have gotten off the rails a bit, but I've thought looped about this before so I digress toobz I'll just watch it unfold.
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I for short while watched Kiwitapes, but went bit sour for me when I noticed that they are like actively doing stuff like playing friendly and then confronting cows on some podcast with some other dude... that would be Smokey.
 
Work 70 + hours a week, struggle for 20 years to keep my kids away from the gay, try to be a good man in this hells cape, this retard gets a house after years of stealing money from my paycheck (that I can't opt out of). His retard "father" doesn't have to foot the bill for. It is what it is toobz. I really hate this country.
 
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