🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Sog Dog said:
Distilling alcohol without a license is a federal crime. Bootlegging is also illegal in Wyoming, pursuant to W.S. § 12-8-102(a), although this statute specifically exempts mead by name, along with beer and wine, so long as you make less than 100 gallons per year for a single person household. In Wyoming it's a misdemeanor punishable by up to a $1,000 fine, one year in jail, or both (although the likelihood of actually doing jail time for common bootlegging is pretty slim). The federal offense is a felony punishable by up to 5 years in the pokey, but the feds really could not give less of a shit about one regard making bogshine in a trailer in Wyoming.
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Yeah, I know he's all good on the homebrewing. Distilling is a whole other beast, however. Nothing you get out the other side could be claimed to be mead, beer, or wine, those might just be your feedstock.
Never quite understood why distilling continues to be illegal in the land of the free, doesn't seem to have caused an issue in comparable societies where it is legal. I guess just a quirk of history coupled with no political will to change it.
Even if someone could get away with a bit of it done quietly in the privacy of their home, that's not an option for Josh since his weens would rat him out immediately. Probably for the best since his lacklustre approach to rigor when it comes to homebrewing would spell disaster if he attempted distillation.
 
Cougar Pump said:
Never quite understood why distilling continues to be illegal in the land of the free, doesn't seem to have caused an issue in comparable societies where it is legal. I guess just a quirk of history coupled with no political will to change it.
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Basically that, plus the major distilleries and liquor distributors would lobby against it. Any sufficiently restrictive licensing scheme is in practice protectionism for big business.
 
For Terrace Manufactured Home Community:

Latest review - "I don't live here but I so spend a lot of time here lately w a by close family that just moved in and so far it's very quiet especially at night! Rules are fairly strict but normal in comparison to any other court in town and the management is at least nice and polite if they have to remind you of any rules you may have already broken"

LOL, there are quiet hours and he'll probably be getting fined if he goes outside to spray paint some wands.

Uh oh, better follow them RULES! BOY!
 
crying and shidding said:
lmao he just needs to change the tube and/or the tire on his bike.
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It's both the tube and tire. However, he is literally too retarded to do this extremely simple repair. Last time he had a flat, he brought it to a bike shop to be replaced. He cannot operate a can opener, which is kind of hilarious that he tried to install an engine on his walmart bike.

Anyway, even if he did replace the tube, last time he got a flat he cut the tire off, and rode it home on the rim, which of course fucked the rim up and made it sharp and abrasive, which is why he continued to get flats. The whole tire needs to be replaced and his chain tightened as it slips off every 30 seconds. But like sicko said, it doesn't matter the laziness has set in, and he has a constant influx of paypig cash for ubers, doordash, and liquor delivery. There's no need to hunt for snipes or walk to the store for booze at 8am, unfortunately.
 
I'm sure homedad Clint would finance bike repairs but with how much Josh smokes and how little physical activity he gets I can't imagine he'd be too comfortable riding bike these days.
 
Devious Dave said:
There's this guy on YouTube who does electronic tear downs (big Clive) sometimes he does alcohol videos I wonder if cobra could manage to distill his mead like Clive does
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I'm sure Cobes watching this hipster hobo fag as well, think he either shared or liked a video from him and he said the "daiboja" thing in one video like this guy does...I don't know what it means/if its a common thing with YT alcoholics or if that's how you spell it. I used to get this guys shorts years ago and when I heard Cobes say the thing I assume he was getting a ton of bright ideas.

Simp Biscuit said:
LOL, there are quiet hours and he'll probably be getting fined if he goes outside to spray paint some wands.
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He's screwed the moment NAL shows up. Can imagine her outside, drunk, screaming at whatever bird she thought she saw out there and screeching at the neighbors.
 
Sog Dog said:
Basically that, plus the major distilleries and liquor distributors would lobby against it. Any sufficiently restrictive licensing scheme is in practice protectionism for big business.
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It's about the tax revenue too, if you remember back in the Prohibition days the agents chasing down moonshiners were from the IRS, (the "revenuers") since they were selling untaxed, "non-medicinal" alcohol. Today it's $13.50 of federal excise taxes per gallon of distilled spirits, so for a gallon of an average vodka like Smirnoff that's 18% of the price.

Realistically though, unless you're actually selling your homemade liquor you're not going to run into any trouble. There's no law against owning distilling equipment itself of course, if you want to you can buy a still on Amazon.
Simp Biscuit said:
For Terrace Manufactured Home Community:

Latest review - "I don't live here but I so spend a lot of time here lately w a by close family that just moved in and so far it's very quiet especially at night! Rules are fairly strict but normal in comparison to any other court in town and the management is at least nice and polite if they have to remind you of any rules you may have already broken"

LOL, there are quiet hours and he'll probably be getting fined if he goes outside to spray paint some wands.

Uh oh, better follow them RULES! BOY!
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He'll be fine, management is a fan of his videos just like the last two apartments.
 
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Grape Garden said:
He's screwed the moment NAL shows up. Can imagine her outside, drunk, screaming at whatever bird she thought she saw out there and screeching at the neighbors.
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Pretty much. Nothing good will come from her visiting again. She doesn’t know how to just… be. She’s like a spastic mongoloid who is set off by the slightest thing. She would probably be tolerable if she was on Ritalin or something. Or any kind of downer just to level her spastic ass out.
 
In honor of the king, I present to you. The "is what it is". Equal parts watermelon mountain dew with luxus, a discount Belgium beer. Cheers. IMG20240522004723.jpg
Extra bugs and filth, just to get that dank goodness.

Edit to add: tastes good. Hail to the king Cobra! IMG20240522005422.jpg
 
BallBuster II said:
Pretty much. Nothing good will come from her visiting again. She doesn’t know how to just… be. She’s like a spastic mongoloid who is set off by the slightest thing. She would probably be tolerable if she was on Ritalin or something. Or any kind of downer just to level her spastic ass out.
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She is full retard bruh, like. There are different types of retard and hers is "being a douchebag is okay because literally everyone and their animals should treat me like royalty". She gets it in her head that it is okay for her and only her to be a flying maggot-filled horsecunt to any and everyone because she deserves it.

It's a shame that Josh is too retarded to just drop her officially and that Clint is too much of a pussy to do anything cuz of his son's untreated ODD. Granted, if he did tell her to fuck off she'd just get her Walmart machete and hunt him down. Bog witch is gonna die from too many meths anyway.

Here's a game: who will die first? Bog witch or boglim? Answer: Amberlynn Reid

I want to feel sad for the guy but he has no balls. Never had em. A trans guy has more balls and it's literally ovaries. Cobes should be in assisted living instead of being on his own but knowing our gothy bad boy he'd fuck that up within the month.
 
deeman said:
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indeed, unlike my creation which looks just like Josh. And color palette is correct. Though I did not try get the dragon in.
First I tried to get long hair with male pattern baldness, but that shit don't fly... AI does not accept such badass gothic hair style... all you can do is hide it Cobes.
 
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