🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Meme I made back when cobes kept brainlooping over that encounter with the female cop who also happened to be a fan of his channel. I'm posting it now because I had to wait for it to cool down and congeal.

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Meat Target said:
I don't mind him. He's good for getting up-to-speed on the basics of cows whose threads I don't feel like reading.

Kiwis get waaaay too assravaged about commentubers. It's not like we have some copyright on laughing at stupid people.
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Speaking as a Cobro oldfag (and fully aware of how incredibly faggy it is trying to seem like an OG tardmocker), every time a 'tuber does the same old "Introduction to King Cobra" video, it introduces fresh waves of weens and A-Logs who actively try to fuck with him irl. Sure, at the end of the day it's teasing a waterhead. But historically, is just invites more and more of the people whose idea of enjoying a lolcow is fucking with the means of watching him in the first place. Off the top of my head? Coming up with a list of offenses to try and get a YouTube channel banned.
 
While we’re on the subject of obnoxious cobra related grifters if tired of seeing this guy’s fat, stupid face whenever I search for cobes.
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Jobama said:
While we’re on the subject of obnoxious cobra related grifters if tired of seeing this guy’s fat, stupid face whenever I search for cobes.
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This dude is basically the male version of Jessica Messica, with the only exception being he only grifts off of Cobes and doesn’t pozload my neghole. He’s still otherwise insufferable, and I still don’t get his faggy sonichu looking character in the corner of every video. I’d even give Jessica Messica a little bit more credit for not showing her ugly mug on every piece of content she makes, despite also being an insufferable cunt.
 
I know this might have been covered before but something that's been bothering me about the current housing saga is there was a point where Josh said he would be smoking in his YouTube room. I wonder if he's going to have a crash pad as a fully decked out like a shed. Not really a tiny home but like a finished shed with insulation so you can go out. Play guitar. Be away from the family etc. I don't see him being on like a proper plot of land with a real modular home. I think he's getting like a home Depot style shed in the back of Clint's house way in the back where he can smoke and be retarded.
 
anliteralidiot said:
I just need to know more about her, like why is she such a bitch? Where will she stream next?
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Why box piss? Not bowl, bottle, nor drawer. Cardboard not waterproff. She said it was full of packing peanuts... imagine disposing of it and spilling pissy peanuts everywhere. If she did that in my house I'd dump box in her bed. Crazy Cobra's still doordashing hagraven. Imagine their "private" convos. Cursed facetime. Smells like Dave's classic dumpster water.

Cobra is bigtime 6 celery figure now. 100k banned and sock accounts, grifted off by 1mil sub idiots, no stream for weeks... thread still popping.

I wish Ole boy would Better NOT go live, BOY! The world is little less dank without our little guy.

Fuck, I digress, sickos
 
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