🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ponzo]

Yeah, it was a response to the George Floyd protests, which reminds me of an underrated cobra delusion that I think gets overshadowed by the Isis takedown.
darkpowers.mp4
Using his dark powers to help sentence the police officers who shot George Floyd.

"I cast a dark circle of energy around those four cops that shot george floyd"
He just got a few minor details wrong

 

[Potion_Time]

"I cast a dark circle of energy around those four cops that shot george floyd"
He just got a few minor details wrong

To be fair if you ask the average Democrat voter what happened to George Floyd they will claim the cops executed him with a bullet to the back of the head while he was on his knees.

 

[Rusty Truknuts]

I’m sure it’s been brought up a countless amount of times BUUUUT any guess as to what Cobes’ political affiliation is? I’ve always seen him as sort of a libertarian but I can also see him really not having one and just much of what he says politically is just him regurgitating the same stuff the breadtubers he’s watched say.

He's too stupid to have genuine opinions on anything for the most part. Even if he loves something he very rarely knows anything about it other than surface level stuff. He loves Ozzy but knows maybe 10 songs, and he can't discern between Black Sabbath or Ozzy proper to get to that 10 songs.

Like others said, he just parrots stuff he hears from people and on youtube videos. Clint and the rest of the family seem to be fairly left wing, so he'll say things like he "supports trans rights" and then immediately will say something transphobic right after that. He doesn't understand how those 2 things can contradict each other. He just says them cus he's heard others say them.

The only view I think he has, aside from legalizing weed, is that he just wants everyone to be happy. There's no opinions on actual policy. If you sat him down and just gave him a pretty basic overview of the political parties I think he'd end up on the left, but not super far left. I don't think he would be libertarian if he would learn or understand what it actually is and how it would affect him.

 

[mars]

He's too stupid to have genuine opinions on anything for the most part.

He's literally too stupid to understand what is going on in the world around him. His solution to high gas prices is to "clone the oil" he thinks legalizing weed will fix everything from racism to disease. Whatever view he espouses he is literally not smart enough to understand even the basic consequences. Like even simple cause and effect is too hard for him to follow. His parroting of opinions is really honestly parroting, like a parrot. He imitates the sounds he hears without understanding their meaning.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Correct me if I'm wrong here this is ancient lore but wasn't what happened basically a waaaaaaaay long time ago like in the Clint basement days a troll posed as a girl flirted with Josh then said something like "I'm actually underaged!" then he immediately cut all contact?

You're not wrong, that's exactly what happened, more than once. It's also why I put no stock into the "he jerked off on facetime" bullshit because we have never gotten to see the evidence of it happening and why it happened. If it happened unwarranted it'd be pretty easy to prove, but I guarantee you it was buddy troll poop touchers messaging him shit like "you're such a sexy goth badboy, i'd suck your dick if I was in casper" [LEWDSELFIE.jpg] "Let's facetime king"... and well if you're going to manipulate a retard with provocative statements and sexy pictures, you can't really act surprised that the retard is jerking off.

 

['Ole Dente]

Correct me if I'm wrong here this is ancient lore but wasn't what happened basically a waaaaaaaay long time ago like in the Clint basement days a troll posed as a girl flirted with Josh then said something like "I'm actually underaged!" then he immediately cut all contact?

Yeah I think so he’s told some stories about it, forget which video but it’s prob on the archive channel

 

[ASeabear8952]

The only view I think he has, aside from legalizing weed, is that he just wants everyone to be happy.

Isn’t he pretty pro-gun as well?

 

[Potion_Time]

Isn’t he pretty pro-gun as well?

That depends on what you count as pro gun. He argues in favor of heavy gun restrictions but his shotgun was what the founding fathers always intended for us to own.

He's what we typically refer to in the second amendment community as a "fudd". The "I'm a gun owner and I think we should restrict the ownership of AR-15s" type.

 

[bookers]

That depends on what you count as pro gun. He argues in favor of heavy gun restrictions but his shotgun was what the founding fathers always intended for us to own.

He's what we typically refer to in the second amendment community as a "fudd". The "I'm a gun owner and I think we should restrict the ownership of AR-15s" type.

need to crowd fund an ar-15 for cobes. if he had one he'd probably really like it
also, imagine the possibilities

 

[Sicko Hunter]

It's also why I put no stock into the "he jerked off on facetime" bullshit because we have never gotten to see the evidence of it happening and why it happened.

If he actually did just whip out his dick unprompted on facetime one of the literally hundreds of trolls who has called him in the past several years would have gotten footage of it and posted it on the sub which of course never happened once.

 

[Potion_Time]

need to crowd fund an ar-15 for cobes. if he had one he'd probably really like it
also, imagine the possibilities

I agree that him owning one would absolutely result in him doing an about face on his beliefs, but I don't believe for a second that the boglim would take care of it. He would run it out into Clunts back yard, fire off a few mags and then throw it in the corner of his room uncleaned and never buy ammo for it again.

Guns are not a hobby or political ideal for cobes. They're merely a pea brained perception of masculinity. He would do the video and that would be it. Now the trolls know how much of a manly gun owner he is.

 

[mikaylatoads]

I’m sure it’s been brought up a countless amount of times BUUUUT any guess as to what Cobes’ political affiliation is? I’ve always seen him as sort of a libertarian but I can also see him really not having one and just much of what he says politically is just him regurgitating the same stuff the breadtubers he’s watched say.

He's a centrist midwit who only adheres to cuckservative jewish-tier RW viewpoints, but is a leftist on everything else.

 

[whogoesthere]

He's a centrist midwit who only adheres to cuckservative jewish-tier RW viewpoints, but is a leftist on everything else.

Nien, the boy is retarded. He has no view other than getting drunk, fucking hot of age goth chicks, and weed must be made legal as it cures cancer.

Thats it. He has no opinion, because he is too retarded for such things.

ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!!!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He's a centrist midwit who only adheres to cuckservative jewish-tier RW viewpoints, but is a leftist on everything else.

I don't think Josh is even smart enough for him to be accurately labelled as a centrist or really any other political position. I think outside of "gender relations" and weed he doesn't give a shit about anything else political. He doesn't adhere to any type of viewpoints he just does whatever he feels like.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Cobra has no political opinions on anything other than “weed good”. everything else is just whatever he heard some YouTuber say or what his dad told him growing up that he parrots. This is like if I taught a bird to say “Let’s go Brandon” and a bunch of people sat around trying to deconstruct where the bird lands on the political compass. It’s a fucking bird okay? It doesn’t comprehend what it’s saying it’s just repeating shit it’s heard people say

I want you to understand that you’re talking about a guy who thinks wars can be stopped by cloning oil. And I quote “that would be something wouldn’t it YouTube? Takin the oil we already have and cloning it… using… molecular… generator technology. There would be no more gas shortage you would be like ‘we have gas for everything’ there would be no more reason to fight wars over it”

He has the same comprehension of this shit as actual toddlers

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He has the same comprehension of this shit as actual toddlers

Dude the response video he made to LeeAnn Michelle where he gets so upset over being called a toddler is so good. "OH I'M A TODDLER? WELL IF I'M A TODDLER HOW COME I'M NOT WEARING A DIAPER!"

 

[fukkit]

Please Satan, bring my boy home.

 

['Ole Dente]

That depends on what you count as pro gun. He argues in favor of heavy gun restrictions but his shotgun was what the founding fathers always intended for us to own.

He's what we typically refer to in the second amendment community as a "fudd". The "I'm a gun owner and I think we should restrict the ownership of AR-15s" type.

1. He has ODD. If he sees a left wing cultural movement that makes any demands of him, that’s not something he’ll ever identify with and he’ll actively oppose it, the manosphere shit appeals to him because it validates how he feels on being a victim and removes from him of any accountability and he also lives around a bunch of cowboys and crackheads who say dumb shit all day.

2. His father is a bald twink who would suck off 1 gorillian muslims if it meant he could wear a dress again for an hour. He has imparted to his son these tenancies of left wing faggotry.

Cobra always meets in the middle on subjects because his upbringing and what he’s learned as an adult are in constant conflict.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Dude the response video he made to LeeAnn Michelle where he gets so upset over being called a toddler is so good. "OH I'M A TODDLER? WELL IF I'M A TODDLER HOW COME I'M NOT WEARING A DIAPER!"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=St1gJaClKUc

I love when he says "You don't understand how the soap works" in response to her saying the Tactical Soap never got him laid. Sometimes it's the simple things that make me laugh the most.

Besides, Cobes really did prove her wrong.

 

[deadson]

Fuck I'm behind 40 pages, anything new or interesting happen to the boglim?