🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Jobama said:
While most lolcows like Chris are only fun to laugh at Cobes is both unintentionally and occasionally intentionally hilarious (although it is very funny to laugh at Cobes). Half of the things that come out of his mouth like “genetic Mountain Dew” or “I might have been born last night but I wasn’t born yesterday” are funnier than anything a screenwriter could come up with. I unironically think the old Shon videos like the one with fun size Felicia are hilarious. Especially since the only way he’s seemingly able to look at himself critically is through a ventriloquist dummy. This might be a controversial opinion but after really getting into Cobes the last couple of years I genuinely think he might be the greatest lolcow of all time in terms of content. I think he arguably surpasses Chris in terms of however we would judge which lolcow is the most entertaining.
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Cobes’ manner of speaking alone is enough to make me get into a laughing fit. He and Tony Chase (and I guess Bossman to a very lesser extent) are pretty much the only lolcows that make me consistently laugh these days. Chris used to be on that same level but he’s boring and rarely funny nowadays.
 
Clint needs to show receipts for Josh's housing as a qualified expense for his SSI. Losing that means it would be very hard to get back. He might be able to get a loan for an in-law house and use SSI to pay it but I'm not sure.

I'm still on 'team trailer' and waiting through this dry spell patiently.
 
Grizzlamic Bearrorism said:
I've been out of the loop for a few weeks. Why is NAL streaming on IG and Twitch now? Was her Youtube channel finally banned?
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Why are Cobra Casuals like this? The most laziest niggers on the entire site.

God forbid you scroll 10-20 pages back and put in 25 minutes of work to catch up like a normal fan (faggot)

Really, I thought about this before. This thread would be great if each new member who wanted to post here was FORCED to at least start from the homepage and HIGHLIGHT number one, to HIGHLIGHT current # before posting here. This thread NEEDS some type of gaytekeeping to prevent low effort nigger posts like this from littering the thread.

I don't think I've ever seen a more "PLEASE SPOON FEED ME" group on nerds on Kiwi Farms. Give me the top hats, I've read every single HIGHLIGHT in this entire thread, my history will prove this.
 
Agares said:
It's definitely Tanis and Clint that laid down the ground rules.
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Most likely Clint stated that he doesn't want the house or family to become some kind of a target as a result of Josh's interactions with the Internet. It explains why Cobes still tried an upload crammed in a corner of a relatively nondescript room, in his mind that would have been a way of doing what he wants while respecting the ground rules.

Simp Biscuit said:
Really, I thought about this before. This thread would be great if each new member who wanted to post here was FORCED to at least start from the homepage and HIGHLIGHT number one, to HIGHLIGHT current # before posting here. This thread NEEDS some type of gaytekeeping to prevent low effort nigger posts like this from littering the thread.
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Agree, but hand-in-hand with this, pagination needs to be fixed. Despite the protests of gay niggers that proclaim that it'll mess up their precious page counts. Posts like 'OMG 1000 pages' counts for shit when the posts per page is so fucking low, and it's exhausting to be faced with reading 'hundreds' of pages, especially when there is so little content per page. I've read every page in this thread, but it was a fucking slog not because of reading is hard but because of how many pages that actually is to click through. It's reminiscent of those gay fucking clickbait sites that spread a small article of content across fifteen separate pages for the ad revenue. Only there's no fucking ad revenue here, just additional load on the web server. It's dumb and worth changing. I don't care if Trent Buttfuck's vanity post declaring 'omg page twenty' is no longer valid as a result.
 
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Simp Biscuit said:
Really, I thought about this before. This thread would be great if each new member who wanted to post here was FORCED to at least start from the homepage and HIGHLIGHT number one, to HIGHLIGHT current # before posting here. This thread NEEDS some type of gaytekeeping to prevent low effort nigger posts like this from littering the thread
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>I demand you read 1800 highlights before posting.
TMDNWU
 
Cougar Pump said:
, especially when there is so little content per page.
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Honestly with the hugely popular cows like Cobra, that don't have subforums, there really needs to be at least two threads. A content/archive thread with only video archives, social media posts, and relevant website archives, and a discussion thread for memes and discussion.
 
In ment droughts like this one, I wish the subreddit hadn’t been banned. Josh knew about it and they could push him to stream.

He will never find the farms. He’s like a boomer. All he knows is Facebook, YouTube, and porn.
 
NAL came back twitch a couple more times last night, mainly to talk about JessicaMessica's kids, and be mad. People don't appreciate her ambrosia salad, and she's wobbling from how drunk she is.

somehow she hasn't said the no-no words
 
Going back to the long NAL bath stream with the fight with her pissed off dad.
I was amazed she didn't get her second account banned for walking over the camera hideously naked.
You could see all the horror of Room 237.
If Cobes hopefully one day fucks her off she can live in her victimhood.
Forever in love with Ricardo López, spazzing to Bjork
 
Mister Uno said:
You can also do what I did and lurk for awhile and watch lore videos. Seizure and Bitesized helped me get familiar with a lot of Cobra lore fairly quick.
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GUYS WHAT DOES TWU MEAN?

My favourites are the "What's wrong with this guy? Why does he do this?" And the answer is always he's retarded
 
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