🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ㅤㅤㅤ said:
I really hope Cobes actually does something soon
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Same here at this rate we’ll run out of nonsense to talk about and then boom next thing you know it’s all “should cobra be in a group home?” “Is cobra a bad person?” “Is Clint a bad father?”
 
Slim Boglim said:
Same here at this rate we’ll run out of nonsense to talk about and then boom next thing you know it’s all “should cobra be in a group home?” “Is cobra a bad person?” “Is Clint a bad father?”
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Why didn't Clint just pulp him and drop him off outside the orphanage? Why doesn't he do that now? Is he stupid???
 
HOLD UP! HOOLLLLLLDDDD UP!
THE KING HAS SPOKEN
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Better not be fucking wasted posting about cheese on fb, BOY!
 
$600 may be a lot, but he’s gonna spend that money on booze, food hacks, and overpriced deliveries that he won’t even enjoy.

It’s not like he’s gonna put that money in his 401k.
 
Agares said:
You missed the part where he almost bought a $600 custom engraved railroad bell but couldn't due to an expense he wasn't aware of. Just some classic financial boglimry.
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ok admittedly that was pretty kino and should not be overlooked but nonetheless the content drought autism is out of control and I'M SICK OF IIIIIIIT
 
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Slim Boglim said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JRBBcoANRIEThis song is so Clint it hurts
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This works disturbingly well. Make sure you mute the first vid! EDIT: start my vid at 30 seconds.


I tried to mash it up, but it won't work. Especially not at 252am.

Edit: I'll try to mash them properly in a day or two. I can't guarantee it'll be good. I'm very lazy.
 
Shinkai said:
Does anyone have the link to the cobes rap where he says "I'm confident in my body. Cause I know I'm a fuckin goth hottie". Miss the boys freestyling lately.

It was either titled chillin or video responce
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I don't know the origin of my fave Cobra freestyle, it's the opening for the channel lolcowcobra. He says something like "you's a wank ass transitional cracka" and I often find myself wondering what the fuck a transitional cracker is. A trooned out Ritz?
 
Since the Subreddit was nuked I figured I’d share a few Cobra-related designs I toyed with a while back for fun. Long time lurker and Cobrologist, never posted or signed up until now because lazy.

The regard truly is a muse in the weirdest way. Trying to come up with ideas for a King & Queen cobra graphic.
 

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SeizureRobot5000 said:
THIS IS BLOWING MY FUCKING MIND. Any chance you could elaborate on this find? I'm full of questions. Are the Laura and Shon pics both from the same yearbook? I'm assuming Shon is Laura's brother? Didn't Cobra mention a deadbeat uncle at some point that was supposed to get him a 52 Ford pickup, and Is THIS that uncle? How much of an impression did Shon make on Cobra to have a dummy be named after him? This CAN'T be purely coincedence, right?
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Yes, they are from the same 1990 Wheatland yearbook, Shon (April 3, 1970) is older than Laura/Laurel (Feb 3, 1971) so its likely he was held back, Also his middle name is Darwin,

EDIT: Unless Wheatland is so small they just do things alphabetically, or Laura skipped grades. Shon appears to have graduated in 1990.
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Rotogravure said:
Yes, they are from the same 1990 Wheatland yearbook, Shon (April 3, 1970) is older than Laura/Laurel (Feb 3, 1971) so its likely he was held back, Also his middle name is Darwin,

EDIT: Unless Wheatland is so small they just do things alphabetically, or Laura skipped grades. Shon appears to have graduated in 1990.
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Since the article listing Clinton Saunders and LAUREL Goodro has been found I'm even more confused about Laurel on youtube not claiming our Josh.

Harassment or not I can't imagine a scenario where my mom would deny my existence. It's so weird. It fucking has to be her.

I wish someone would publicly ask her if she graduated from Wheatland.

But to be honest what I really want is for her to just be left alone. That's what Cobra would want. I'm fucking curious though.

Too bad she's not a clout demon thirsty for recognition. I wonder if weens are still bothering her?
 
UncommonParlence said:
Since the article listing Clinton Saunders and LAUREL Goodro has been found I'm even more confused about Laurel on youtube not claiming our Josh.

Harassment or not I can't imagine a scenario where my mom would deny my existence. It's so weird. It fucking has to be her.

I wish someone would publicly ask her if she graduated from Wheatland.

But to be honest what I really want is for her to just be left alone. That's what Cobra would want. I'm fucking curious though.

Too bad she's not a clout demon thirsty for recognition. I wonder if weens are still bothering her?
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It is weird. There's a couple of scenarios. She never wanted to be a mom and begrudgingly did so and now has the ability to distance herself entirely, She feels guilty about how Josh turned out (though I question this since they divorced early and I don't know how early the Bog signs showed) or it's some sort of anger thing, It could also be that, because Laura and her new husband Neil appear very Evangelical (though they were only married in 2023 Laura had this on FB in 2023, but I think they've been married longer and she's just tarded.) maybe she was religious before hand and Josh's anti religion tendencies put a wedge in?

Either way, yes people should leave her alone despite her information being out there, to me, its for informational purposes only.
 
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