🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Twinkie said:
That's definitely not a trailer.

That being said we don't know his final destination. He could still move into a trailer. But that's not a trailer in the video. His surroundings have too many characteristics that trailers do not usually have
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I'd watch that "Final Destination: Trailer Park". There'd be exploding meth labs, roving pit bulls, giant roaches, and tornadoes. It sounds better than the originals to tell the truf.
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
If Cobes is indeed doing sneaky drink combos in Clint's basement, I doubt there's any NAL visits in the future.
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Punishment haircut for NAL
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I'm not convinced there even is a trailer. Retards say retarded things all the time. A trailer would be funny, but he's proven he can't even handle maintaining an apartment, twice now.

I'm just theorizing here but:

Clunt is pretty stupid himself, but I doubt he's going to piss away how many thousands on even the most basic trailer at a park.

There's no way he would just plop one down on his property, let alone get a trailer set up and install hook ups for amenities so that he's contained, it's even more unlikely that Clunt wants to risk Cobra interacting with the do over family more than is absolutely needed, so no coming inside to use to bathroom or food hacks, BOY

Furthermore, based on the area Clunt lives in, it looks relatively suburban, so you have to at least attempt to fit in. I have a very hard time believing that it would ok with the neighbors if his clearly mentally ill "or something" son set up what might as well be a meth lab in the backyard and howling obscenity at all hours of the night.

I think Cobra is currently sneaking dank drink combos beside his bed in his spacious basement terrarium, but will be getting ejected as quickly as the weather permits.

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Slim Boglim said:
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Glad to see our king is living his best life all cheesed up and posting zany rhetorical status updates to FB like it’s still 2011. Better not crank your humidity control to the max BOY
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I think this might support the theory he's at Clint's house. "Keep all of your stuff in this drawer" kind of deal.
Buster Scruggs said:
Did he lose another tooth or something? Maybe it’s just because his audio is slightly better here but I swear he sounds even more toothless than before.
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I noticed that immediately. Definitely more lisping than before. I think either the rest of the degrading one broke off or a different one started to go. You can tell he's also doing that thing where he's keeping his upper lip stiff so his top teeth don't show when he speaks.
 
Tiny Chinaman said:
The most wonderful time of the year
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The thought of Clint screaming "fuck you" at him over and over again while Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer plays on the car radio was one of the best parts.

Deez Nuts said:
i love how he is refrigerating shelf stable canned meat, but will leave out his food hacks on the counter for 48 hours before consuming.
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I was going to say it might not be a bad idea if you're concerned about power outages in the near future (like from a storm) and don't have ice. Fill up the extra space with cans, they'll keep it cold a lot longer if it goes out because of how dense they are. Could probably freeze them first even more of an effect.

But let's be honest, this is regardation and not a practical workaround.
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
The thought of Clint screaming "fuck you" at him over and over again while Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer plays on the car radio was one of the best parts.


I was going to say it might not be a bad idea if you're concerned about power outages in the near future (like from a storm) and don't have ice. Fill up the extra space with cans, they'll keep it cold a lot longer if it goes out because of how dense they are. Could probably freeze them first even more of an effect.

But let's be honest, this is regardation and not a practical workaround.
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I dont think freezing canned goods is wise.
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I was going to say it might not be a bad idea if you're concerned about power outages in the near future (like from a storm) and don't have ice. Fill up the extra space with cans, they'll keep it cold a lot longer if it goes out because of how dense they are. Could probably freeze them first even more of an effect.
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tbh Cobes might do well in a storm situation because of his regarded-ness, provided he has access to a grill. The only way to keep your food cold long in that scenario is to just not open the fridge/freezer, and make dank food hacks.

Pizza thawing out? Grill it, toobz. Put'cher cheese and meat and country crock on top of it, and grill it all together.. Haha, yesssth...
(I've made a few grilled pizzas during hurricanes, they rule.)

Or getting an MRE from the government, and improving it to his tastes. Adding more cheese, peanut butter, or just mixing every part of the MRE together.
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I would agree with that unless you're just planning to use them as an ice substitute to save more valuable stuff.
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also, uh, cans explode...
The liquid in cans expands when it freezes.
 
Imagine we only get dank food reviews and drink combos where he's crouched beside the bed trying to hide where he is and what he's doing in his old room in the Clint Estate from now on. Punishment for reddit's hubris, our content utterly decimated.
 
anliteralidiot said:
The liquid in cans expands when it freezes.
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I have never thought about the consequences of freezing cans but this is good to know. Kind of makes me wonder if it'd be enough pressure to damage the can but I don't want to find out.

Guess you could open the can to reduce the pressure from expansion but it really would be better to just buy some ice.
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I have never thought about the consequences of freezing cans but this is good to know. Kind of makes me wonder if it'd be enough pressure to damage the can but I don't want to find out.

Guess you could open the can to reduce the pressure from expansion but it really would be better to just buy some ice.
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When I would get a warm case of beer, I would toss a couple in the freezer to cool them faster. Sometimes I would forget one in there and end up having to pull everything out and clean it because the can would rupture before all the liquid would freeze and it covers all your pizza rolls and peas and then freezes. A real pain.
 
Big Dogs Gonna Eat said:
Pretty sure it's been well established ice doesn't exist in Casper Wyoming
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Ice has to exist because the troles doordashed it to him. Getting it into a drink seems to be another thing entirely though.

It does look like he has returned to the green basement but it could also be a new apartment it's hard to tell. I would think Clint would change out those water-stained drop ceiling tiles where a Casper slumlord just wouldn't care but it could just be an out of sight out of mind thing being in the basement. As far as I know all the trailer talk was just conjecture.
 
a bar of tactical soap said:
I'm not convinced there even is a trailer. Retards say retarded things all the time. A trailer would be funny, but he's proven he can't even handle maintaining an apartment, twice now.

I'm just theorizing here but:

Clunt is pretty stupid himself, but I doubt he's going to piss away how many thousands on even the most basic trailer at a park.
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So there's this other, far smaller retard on YouTube I've been watching who was kicked out of his house and is living in a literal camper van in a trailer park. He pays like $300 for "rent" as far as the physical spot the vehicle is parked in, and whatever incidentals for bills. There's a chance if push really came to shove, Homedad may eat a small upfront cost and simply shove The Boy into an RV from the 90's for a few thousand and say "Welcome Home, Josh!". Particularly if it meant he wouldn't be on the hook for whatever damages he did to it.
 
Bogliacci said:
Imagine we only get dank food reviews and drink combos where he's crouched beside the bed trying to hide where he is and what he's doing in his old room in the Clint Estate from now on. Punishment for reddit's hubris, our content utterly decimated.
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Actually I think I'll enjoy the Crouching Clint, Hidden Cobra saga. Despite how little of it we may get. It gives everything the airs of Diary of a Young Girl. Vlog of a 33-year Old Cobra.
 
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