🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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AnOminous said:
I'd guess he's in the borderline IQ range where whether you're considered a retard is based on whether you can actually function, and he's so nonfunctional he's in the actual retard range.
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I think when there's over an hour of footage on the internet of you trying and failing to figure out how to use a can opener, that's enough to firmly put you in the clinically retarded category.
 
chimpSculpture said:
It's got to be more likely he just doesn't want to set it up, or he lost it, or broke it, something. He's stupid but it's just three legs and a clamp, if he can unscrew a bottle of Jack Daniels he can handle a tripod.
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Yeah but for real he has a LOT of trouble getting liquor caps off and has even cut his hand trying to get the plastic seal off the cap.
 
Sog Dog said:
I think when there's over an hour of footage on the internet of you trying and failing to figure out how to use a can opener, that's enough to firmly put you in the clinically retarded category.
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NAL was fumbling the can opener in one of her cooking streams. I don't know if it was legit or if she was just doing another one of her skinwalking routines to psyop Josheeee into thinking they're soulmates.
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
NAL was fumbling the can opener in one of her cooking streams. I don't know if it was legit or if she was just doing another one of her skinwalking routines to psyop Josheeee into thinking they're soulmates.
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It has to be a psyop, she already told him she had a 6 year dry spell, she reported sb5k's stream, she's got to be researching all of the associated content, she's aware of Jessica Messica snipe streams, yet she still does what she does.

If her motive was a nice life with the boy she wouldn't be streaming herself, she'd be giving him what he wants while encouraging him to do things like getting back into wand making, yet she's up-ended his living situation, drawn a lot more a-log attention, and streams herself constantly.

Whatever is going on in her fucked up brain, the boy isn't #1 in the hierarchy. Total NAL death.
 
You have come into possession of a Cobra Genie Lantern. You rub it out onto the floor and the Cobra Genie appears. What are your three wishes for the Cobraverse? 🐍🧞yes this is gay and retarded but we ain't got much going on right now, explain rationale for extra interest.
  1. Salazar, Garfield, and Puff turn into real life monsters, deadly, and at Josh's command.
  2. Josh grows into a 9 foot tall giant, turned into living stone, spray painted black and green.
  3. NAL becomes the protagonist of "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" for her sins.
 
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Either reddit trolls had more traction than I expected, or some accounts got pruned. That's actually a somewhat large dip. Screenshot_20240429-053430.png
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
You have come into possession of a Cobra Genie Lantern. You rub it out onto the floor and the Cobra Genie appears. What are your three wishes for the Cobraverse? 🐍🧞yes this is gay and retarded but we ain't got much going on right now, explain rationale for extra interest.
  1. Salazar, Garfield, and Puff turn into real life monsters, deadly, and at Josh's command.
  2. Josh grows into a 9 foot tall giant, turned into living stone, spray painted black and green.
  3. NAL becomes the protagonist of "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" for her sins.
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1. Josh wins the lottery
2. All the damage done to his brain and body from spray painting, duster, and alcohol is undone permanently.
3. He gets his gothic dream babe who is 10/10, not batshit insane, and loves him dearly.

I want to see NAL seethe hard.
 
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