🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I got curious about the store NAL got mad at, and looked up how close it was to a Walmart address that came up in JM's live chat. Said Walmart also has a troll review that doesn't directly mention NAL, but describes her to a T.
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NAL said it was the ABC store, so I'm confident this is the right one.
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It also lines up with the tequila person saying she makes drink combos out of the Chick-fil-A lemonade.

NAL was huffing and puffing about writing a review, so fingers crossed.
 
Tetragrammaton said:
or he would be like harold in fallout 3 but instead of being a tree he would just be fused to his chair where he would still be worshiped by some random group of people.
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Replace the lucky 38 with the bell tower mansion, and Mr. House in the life support pod with Cobes fused into his chair. Before you betray him you can only communicate with him by sending donos and watching his stream.
You're the brave doordash courier sent to deliver him the platinum cat food can.
 
NAL talking about the cobra tattoo on her arm again. I think she is seeing the writing on the wall with regards to the relationship. He doesnt mention her of late, and I do not think he has been in her chat for a while now. I know he might be moving, but its been a few streams and he no showed her.
 
whogoesthere said:
NAL talking about the cobra tattoo on her arm again. I think she is seeing the writing on the wall with regards to the relationship. He doesnt mention her of late, and I do not think he has been in her chat for a while now. I know he might be moving, but its been a few streams and he no showed her.
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What does she have a tattoo of on her arm? I can't stand that woman so never noticed it, is it just a cobra or is it like KingCobra written out or something? And yea do you blame him for not mentioning this harpy he got what he wanted and kicked her ass to the curb. Makes me like Cobes even more he's a total chad now
 
bonified retard said:
She's currently back at her parent's house threatening the liquor store employee, saying "mess with the cobra get the fangs." on instagram live. I missed the beginning, but I think her youtube account is suspended. Her instagram account is private but jessica messica is streaming it.
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I can't stand Messica. She pops up everywhere. She's been the scourge of Gorworld for a long time now.
 
Pitckus said:
The way she talks here is eerily similar to when a woman with schizophrenia I used to know once went off her brain meds for a week and then drank half a handle of whiskey. Cobes really has no idea how much danger he is in.
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Yea seen something like that myself when I was a piss head, Girl got with a self medicating Dude and it didn't end well he got drunk and attacked her dude was massive (like dwarfed 99% of other men) and she was this little 5ft nothing woman and she was lucky to survive.

NAL is a genuine danger to Josh in more ways than one, if she's not gotten rid of things are going to get very unpleasant for him.
 
Phalanges Mycologist said:
Yea seen something like that myself when I was a piss head, Girl got with a self medicating Dude and it didn't end well he got drunk and attacked her dude was massive (like dwarfed 99% of other men) and she was this little 5ft nothing woman and she was lucky to survive.

NAL is a genuine danger to Josh in more ways than one, if she's not gotten rid of things are going to get very unpleasant for him.
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If he doesn't get rid of her one them could well murder suicide the other.

Either way they will both wish they were dead. Jessica is misery incarnate. Every life she touches will diminish.

Josh doesn't understand hate... yet. Just wait until Jessica knows him well enough to really push his buttons. Prison will sound like mercy.

When she lashes out at his family and completely isolates him from the whole of humanity she will devour his soul. He's gentle now but he's yet to taste true horror. Horror is what Jessica lives and breathes.

I wouldn't wish her upon Satin himself. Josh needs to lean into his harlem of fan girls before his life turns into some kind of eva grande nightmare.

It's no skin off my shoes... but winds dyin' down, Jessica.

BOY! Just needs to get some genetic mt.dew, bottle o' jack, and let Cobra's mist carry him away....

I digress.
 
Pitckus said:
The way she talks here is eerily similar to when a woman with schizophrenia I used to know once went off her brain meds for a week and then drank half a handle of whiskey. Cobes really has no idea how much danger he is in.
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And the worst part is if anyone, even Mr. Nipples himself, were to point this out to him, it would only strenghten his resolve to continue this relationship despite all the red flags and (eventual) outright abuse.
I've got a soft spot for this lovable retard, but his teenager-like defiance against any advice, no matter how well intended, is starting to get on my nerves a tad. Fortunately I'm not a redditor, so I only wish he wisens up instead of impotently seething.
 
UncommonParlence said:
I love getting the updates, and I'd appreciate a witty clip channel, but I cannot stomach her streaming. Not even J Messica can make it bearable.

She's just horrible. I mean... it's funny that she exists but she's painful to watch.

I really wish she'd take a nap in traffic. Or take a flying fuck at a rolling dump truck. That could really be her nickname, dump truck.

She's so fucking easy to troll. Makes Cobra look restrained.

Press S to shit on aNAL... S

I'm so proud of whoever impersonated her p.o. Dumbitch was soooooo embarrassed. It's a marvel she has any shame at all often as she humiliates herself. Room temp i.q. on prominent display.

Has anyone checked her streaming account lately to see if she's ewhoring behind Cobe's back? You know she'd be fucking someone else... if she could get laid. She literally had to travel to buttfuck Wyoming and fuck the town drunk to get h
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There was a post a few pages back where someone said she was showing cash and they checked her camwhore page. It said last upload April something 2024. I haven't seen it mentioned since.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
When she lashes out at his family and completely isolates him from the whole of humanity she will devour his soul. He's gentle now but he's yet to taste true horror. Horror is what Jessica lives and breathes.
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That I think could be a breaking point for him, While Josh might row with Clint, Tannis maybe his sisters (well older one of the two) he's never let anyone bad mouth them in his presence and I do think he has a genuine deep seated love for them if Jessica said "Josh your mum's a cunt" and he was talking about Tannis I could see him having a really ugly reaction to that and telling her to fuck off an meaning it, if it was his bio mum he'd agree but not Tannis who raised him, He might have loud very ugly fights with Clint but he loves him and if she started on that road he's likely to blow up harder than he ever has before.
 
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