🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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While we're on the subject of lost Cobra memes, someone on the Subreddit made him in Fallout 4 and tried to recreate his apartment.
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It's so weird seeing these videos of his apartment slowly emptying out. I don't think this apartment will ever be as iconic as the OG, but it sure had its moments.
 
Agares said:
He'd make a good Nurgle sorcerer from Warhammer fantasy.
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Cobes is truly chaos undivided. Depending on his mood he embodies every aspect of chaos. Cobes lying about the sex doll? Tzneetch. Cobes foot rot and mouth rot? Nurglite. Cobes working on his anger? Khorne. Cobes getting hornt up? Slaanesh.
 
TheBearMan said:
The debate around racism is so retarded especially when it comes to lolcows like cobes, wings DSP, ETC. Being racist isnt a philosophy or a state of being, it requires action. We use it like a adjective but metaphysically its an adverb. You arent racist or non racist. You just are or arent BEING racist right now.
That comedian Shane Gillis has a joke about it that sums it up pretty good IMO
"Being racist is like being hungry. Yeah youre not hungry NOW, but if a cheeseburger cut you off in traffic you might start salivating a bit"
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I don't even think race is something Cobes thinks about. Casper is 90% white and virtually every single person he interacts with is also white. The nearest he has come to actual racism is when he insisted on emphasizing Stephanie's BLACK boyfriend when talking about her but he also never said anything hateful or racist towards him. I don't think it's something that interests him.
 
Bogliacci said:
Cobes is truly chaos undivided. Depending on his mood he embodies every aspect of chaos. Cobes lying about the sex doll? Tzneetch. Cobes foot rot and mouth rot? Nurglite. Cobes working on his anger? Khorne. Cobes getting hornt up? Slaanesh.
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Funny you mention that because the thought occurred to me after I made the post. A lot of cows could be seen as agents of Chaos Undivided like Cyraxx come to think of it.
 
Bogliacci said:
Cobes is truly chaos undivided. Depending on his mood he embodies every aspect of chaos. Cobes lying about the sex doll? Tzneetch. Cobes foot rot and mouth rot? Nurglite. Cobes working on his anger? Khorne. Cobes getting hornt up? Slaanesh.
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Tzeentch Cobes casting a spell: "I helped Steve move into his old apartment, I helped Steve move out of his old apartment. And then I helped Steve move into his new apartment. I've helped Steve move in and out of his old apartment into his new apartment."
 
Drama Fan said:
"Yeah, I got mad and I broke my fucking PipBoy again, and I know I said I was going to stop doing that. So if people want to stop donating caps, I'd understand. It is what it is. Anyway, we're going to do a drink combo I call the glowing radscorpion"
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A strange radio show called "chillin" or "radio responce" permeates the radiowaves of the Wyoming wasteland.

Also someone made a bunch of New Vegas ending slideshows based on the Cobraverse last year but they got deleted on YouTube. Fuck, those were funny as hell.
 
Agares said:
A strange radio show called "chillin" or "radio responce" permeates the radiowaves of the Wyoming wasteland.

Also someone made a bunch of New Vegas ending slideshows based on the Cobraverse last year but they got deleted on YouTube. Fuck, those were funny as hell.
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“What’s up fellow radio listeners. King Radcobra JFS coming to you with another broadcast. One of my broadcast trolls sent a courier with a letter to me that read and I quote “better not use Radaway BOY!” And that’s just the thing of it dude I own these fuckers lives or they wouldn’t be paying couriers to bring me shit. Why the fuck do you care if I use radaway? Everybody says ‘duhhh you’re becoming a ghoul’ fuck off dude my hair- MY HAIR is coming out because of tricklrtreaia and even if I have radiation sickness it’s my business anyways.”
KNOCK KNOCK
“If it’s paid for leave it at the door!”
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
“oh my fucking god dude hold on”
SOUND OF DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING
“My trolls sent me another courier with food let’s see what have we got here…. ‘1 order Squirrel on a stick. No squirrel’ oh my god dood my trolls are pathetic man. You think I’m gonna get mad cause you ordered squirrel on a stick with no squirrel so it’s just a stick? I’ll just use it to make a wand. How is that even trolling?” FUCK MY ASSHOLE TROLLS”
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I don't even think race is something Cobes thinks about. Casper is 90% white and virtually every single person he interacts with is also white. The nearest he has come to actual racism is when he insisted on emphasizing Stephanie's BLACK boyfriend when talking about her but he also never said anything hateful or racist towards him. I don't think it's something that interests him.
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Is homeboy Scotty Hispanic? Maybe I'm just racist but he always looked kind of Mexican to me.
 
NAL was being a broke bitch and went all the way back to her Virginia ABC to try out free shots of different tequila, pretending like she knows something about Tequila other than that its alcohol.

About two shots in, a trole ruined it by calling the store, pretending to be her parole officer. NAL has been asked to leave the store and was put on a list, according to her incoherent rage ramblings in the parking lot afterwards.
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Timestamp to the parking lot rage
 
Just think about how drunk and disinhibited Cobra gets and he's never really said anything racist. He was probably legitimately amazed to know a chocolate person if the worst thing he's ever done was emphasize that some dude was black.
 
Slim Boglim said:
“What’s up fellow radio listeners. King Radcobra JFS coming to you with another broadcast. One of my broadcast trolls sent a courier with a letter to me that read and I quote “better not use Radaway BOY!” And that’s just the thing of it dude I own these fuckers lives or they wouldn’t be paying couriers to bring me shit. Why the fuck do you care if I use radaway? Everybody says ‘duhhh you’re becoming a ghoul’ fuck off dude my hair- MY HAIR is coming out because of tricklrtreaia and even if I have radiation sickness it’s my business anyways.”
KNOCK KNOCK
“If it’s paid for leave it at the door!”
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
“oh my fucking god dude hold on”
SOUND OF DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING
“My trolls sent me another courier with food let’s see what have we got here…. ‘1 order Squirrel on a stick. No squirrel’ oh my god dood my trolls are pathetic man. You think I’m gonna get mad cause you ordered squirrel on a stick with no squirrel so it’s just a stick? I’ll just use it to make a wand. How is that even trolling?” FUCK MY ASSHOLE TROLLS”
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You know, someone should make a KingCobra radio station mod and just have it play the audio from a bunch of his livestreams
 
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