🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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A victory for cobra is a defeat for all the trolls and sickos out there. Social media might just give a shit, toobz. 10 years from now every kid is going to want to be a cowboy hippie Gothic badboy when they grow up.
 
She claims the neighbors killed her cat but has no proof, she claims the neighbor was "mocking her", which in NAL's eyes, could have been simply the neighbor asking why the cat was outside.

Here are some excerpts from her now deleted LiveJournal, she has always been a mentally ill bitch, the posts range from her early 20s to her early 30s

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Below is a link of that Jessica Messica person going through her LiveJournal on stream, NAL deleted it while Jessica Messica was reading it.

Nowadays she gets very offended when someone suggests she is a lesbian, yet she had a profile on "Rate My Melons" where she talked about sucking nipples and eating pussy

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I can't be the only one thinking "totally would" right?
 
Edit: seething, pissing, shitting, and crying trolls began unsubbing to bring it back down. Your efforts will be futile, losers. King Cobra Wins. I believe he told you to suck his fucking ass crack? He told you, did he not? Better get on that.
He really does rule their sad troll lives...
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“Guys let’s all unsub from cobras channel when he sees it he will be so mad 😈
All these losers have this energy
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He’s not gonna freak out just like he didn’t freak out the other 100 times redditors did the biannual “guys it wouldn’t it be epic if we all unsubbed form cobra?” big. If he even acknowledges it he’ll say what he always does “my trolls decided to unsubscribe from my channel. I don’t care they weren’t real fans anyways and that’s the thing of it dood! I own these fuckers sad lives or they wouldn’t be subscribed to me”
 
better not get a YouTube plaque BOY
As much as I'd like him to get a plaque to own the trolls I'm pretty sure that you can't get a plaque if your channel has been suspended within the past couple of months. He'll just have to wait patiently for his of age, alive, cisgendered, silver, Youtube plaque to come.
 
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As much as I'd like him to get a plaque to own the trolls I'm pretty sure that you can't get a plaque if your channel has been suspended within the past couple of months. He'll just have to wait patiently for his of age, alive, cisgendered, silver, Youtube plaque to come.
It's true. Youtube is in the process of pruning inactive accounts which will kill his 100k as a good majority of that 100k is throwaway accounts that people used to circumvent "hide from channel trole" and bans. However, I have no doubt some buddy troll will just order him one regardless, Cobes won't know the difference nor care.
 
It’s weird how a bunch of people get so mad that a mentally challenged autistic alcoholic gets a moment of happiness in his otherwise sad and miserable life. Sky god forbid he isn’t miserable 24/7.
 
As much as I'd like him to get a plaque to own the trolls I'm pretty sure that you can't get a plaque if your channel has been suspended within the past couple of months. He'll just have to wait patiently for his of age, alive, cisgendered, silver, Youtube plaque to come.
I know you're probably right, but it's not fair that shit like FoodieBeauty can potentially get a plaque*, and Cobes can't. He's actually earned this.

*there's a lot of debate on if her plaque is legit
 
It’s weird how a bunch of people get so mad that a mentally challenged autistic alcoholic gets a moment of happiness in his otherwise sad and miserable life. Sky god forbid he isn’t miserable 24/7.
Because they are even more sad and miserable than Josh and take out their frustrations on him. Nobody with a relatively decent life envies his situation.
 
Think people just get annoyed by him and his smug selfish-nature. Than someone points out he is literally retarded and wins for him are a rare occasion.

Hell, wins for him would be an embarrassment for most people
 
Think people just get annoyed by him and his smug selfish-nature. Than someone points out he is literally retarded and wins for him are a rare occasion.

Hell, wins for him would be an embarrassment for most people
that's why I want him to get the 100k plaque
it's a legit feat, and a win for him

I hope the redditors change and admit that he runs their sad lives.
 
Love him or hate him, he’s been putting out regular content for like over a decade. He deserves a little reward.

Josh was way more fun back when he was still happy and delusional. Dude’s just sad and lonely as fuck nowadays. His YouTube channel is the only thing he has, and regards wanna take even that away from him.

Hopefully, he’ll get his plaque, the move goes well, he makes some trailer park friends, finds a better Cracklynn or Methanny than the current one, and we can go back to the old style of content.
 
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