🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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*stolen from twitter
 
BullfrogBill said:
The only good part about YFS's doc was the HD cooking segment in the cobra kitchen, other than that it was just an opportunity wasted to try to mimic Full Force. Even the HD cooking segment was a ripoff from Full Force.
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If the person filming the documentary appears on camera, wipe your ass with it and forget it exists. There's a very big difference between low effort content produced by people grifters (pretty much everything made in the last 3 years) looking to milk the many cobraverse paypigs, and entertaining content produced from a place of creativity (walnut grove/seizure to some extent) and/or curiosity (trappped).
 
ASeabear8952 said:
Who would be the brave soul that would play him?
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I like Paul Giamatti. He's twice Cobra's age, but still somehow looks the same age. He's got the look, the build, and the acting range. He can rage out like a drunken Cobra or sadly pout like lowly Cobra. He'll go for it too, he's fearless.
 

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Looks like the @SeizureRobot5000 video strike mystery of 2024 has been solved. As if we didn't hate her enough... Gawd she's fucking awful. I hope Josh continues to ghost her and she gets 5150'd for doxxing children(not that I WANT her to dox kids, it's just her m.o.). That BOY! has some kind of taste in woomens. Alive, cisgendered, non related, never said anything about being retarded harpies.
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Tbf his taste seems to begin and end with “has hole, heartbeat and tits”
 
Lolcow Rodeo Clown said:
I like Paul Giamatti. He's twice Cobra's age, but still somehow looks the same age. He's got the look, the build, and the acting range. He can rage out like a drunken Cobra or sadly pout like lowly Cobra. He'll go for it too, he's fearless.
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“We are not drinking FUCKING BOGMEAD”

On the NAL ghosting thing, the smart play from Cobes here would of course be to ditch the witch at the same time he changes address. Now our boy for sure do have some brain think problems, but does occasionally pull out chad moves. The NAL arc is tapped out of funny so if it concludes in a boring way that’s fine.
 
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Jessica's in danger of being lease termed by her mom. Hope she can dig enough cash out of the couch to get to Casper.

Ok that joke did go too far and was retarded. Whoopsie doodles.
 
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Hands down my all time favorite vocal cover from Cobes

 
Agares said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g78yXMajJ6UJessica's in danger of being lease termed by her mom. Hope she can dig enough cash out of the couch to get to Casper.

Ok that joke did go too far and was retarded. Whoopsie doodles.
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Last night, JM was specualting that her laptop screen might be broke. You can hear NAL say she can't use her laptop in this fight. She said she can't get a job because her laptop is broken, and she's telling her mom she can't use her phone.
 
Boomerjason86 said:
I know Josh runs my sad pathetic life, but has he talked to the bog witch this week at all? I can't watch her stream so I have no idea. Hopefully he is ghosting her
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I have been trying my best to put up with NaL and her streams (shoutout JM for making them watchable) but through all of it I haven't heard her say that it is Josh contacting her on stream. He did buy her some booze recently, she complained that all her booze from Josh was stolen.
She mentioned she was being ignored the other day, I'd reckon the boy is in the middle of his move. The last meltdown had someone spam-calling/texting her and she might have claimed she was being ignored but tbh I was mostly ignoring her.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Last night, JM was specualting that her laptop screen might be broke. You can hear NAL say she can't use her laptop in this fight. She said she can't get a job because her laptop is broken, and she's telling her mom she can't use her phone.
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Looks like she and Cobes can also bond over breaking their phones and computers all the time. Speaking of which, do we have an official killcount of Josh's iMacs. I know he's destroyed at least 2 of them in the last decade.
 
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