🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Acceptable said:
oh my god that just gave me flashbacks. what was that video of him in first apartment where he says he's going to eat healthier and then eats a burger and says its healthy because theres lettuce and and wheat and wheat is a vegetable.
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I remember a vid where he wanted to prove that he ate veggies so he chomped on a celery stick and started gagging. That's probably when he first owned my sad life.
 
UncommonParlence said:
I remember a vid where he wanted to prove that he ate veggies so he chomped on a celery stick and started gagging. That's probably when he first owned my sad life.
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i actually think if he did that now he would lose what ever crumbles of teeth are remaining in mouth. do people still get scurvy? how does cobes not have scurvy, the only fruit he consumes is in his mead.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
Who would be the brave soul that would play him?
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Regardless it's been pretty funny watching new people to the cobraverse have longtime established memes go right over their head. It's happened a lot in the last few weeks.
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It goes to show how little they know what the fuck they’re talking about whining about people being “cobra defenders” and acting like they know cobra and what he’s about more than anybody and they can’t even grasp the most basic entry level cobra memes. Must have joined two months ago, saw the stupid Reddit “shitlist”, and decided they had it all figured out
 
Slim Boglim said:
It goes to show how little they know what the fuck they’re talking about whining about people being “cobra defenders” and acting like they know cobra and what he’s about more than anybody and they can’t even grasp the most basic entry level cobra memes. Must have joined two months ago, saw the stupid Reddit “shitlist”, and decided they had it all figured out
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That user literally came from reddit with their Easily Tracked Username. That's why they are butthurt about Cobes "defenders". They aren't even from BP.
 
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Looks like the @SeizureRobot5000 video strike mystery of 2024 has been solved. As if we didn't hate her enough... Gawd she's fucking awful. I hope Josh continues to ghost her and she gets 5150'd for doxxing children(not that I WANT her to dox kids, it's just her m.o.). That BOY! has some kind of taste in woomens. Alive, cisgendered, non related, never said anything about being retarded harpies.
 
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Someone started blowing her phone up mid-meltdown and it's not hard to imagine who it was but she was already angry at him and was on a roll
 
Slim Boglim said:
It goes to show how little they know what the fuck they’re talking about whining about people being “cobra defenders” and acting like they know cobra and what he’s about more than anybody and they can’t even grasp the most basic entry level cobra memes. Must have joined two months ago, saw the stupid Reddit “shitlist”, and decided they had it all figured out
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I think if you can pick up most memes in this one you know enough Cobra to join the cult.

 
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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
Fair enough, wasn't sure how trustworthy he was on this. Just curious, what makes YFS a retard? His documentary seemed fine, just mostly boring and poorly planned out.
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The only good part about YFS's doc was the HD cooking segment in the cobra kitchen, other than that it was just an opportunity wasted to try to mimic Full Force. Even the HD cooking segment was a ripoff from Full Force.
 
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