🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I thought my turbo autism several pages back with him next to a a gen 3 or Gen 4 Chevrolet Tahoe even standing tall showed his height is a hard 5'9. 5'10 when he wakes up in the morning.

If we really want to settle this debate forever, we simply need to have NAL be convinced that she needs to measure him next time she's there.
 
Look, kiwisisters, the only way to know how tall cobes is is to pile into the kiwimobile and road trip out to casper Wyoming and measure him ourselves. Otherwise it's just conjecture if he's 5'9" or 6'3"
 
Bogliacci said:
Look, kiwisisters, the only way to know how tall cobes is is to pile into the kiwimobile and road trip out to casper Wyoming and measure him ourselves. Otherwise it's just conjecture if he's 5'9" or 6'3"
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Us kiwibros can't back you up because he might be taller than us.
 
The average shoulder cuff in 1895 was about 5 inches. According to my calculations this man is 5'3".
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JaneThough said:
“Beauty Parlor posters suck! Anyway here’s pages of speculating Cobes height”

Yeah it’s the BP posters who suck.
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Feel freak to fuck off back to your subforum where fat women laugh at women slightly fatter then them to feel good about themselves.
 
Height calculations, at a glance, are weird.
Consider these two guys:
Both of them are roughly the same height when sitting, but one of them has baby legs.

I think Cobes is more on the 5'10" side, and he wears his pants kinda low, which makes his torso seem longer.
 
If this is of any interest to anyone, here's a rare video of him interacting with another person who appears to be the same height. It stands to reason Cobes actually is "5'9 six foot"/the average height of a normal man.

 
Bogliacci said:
Look, kiwisisters, the only way to know how tall cobes is is to pile into the kiwimobile and road trip out to casper Wyoming and measure him ourselves. Otherwise it's just conjecture if he's 5'9" or 6'3"
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And what would that entail? We all pile into the car, get to Casper knock on the door and say "Excuse me old boy, Do you mind standing up straight for a moment while my Cove with a ruler measures how tall you are?, there is a sniffter of port in it for you".
 
Phalanges Mycologist said:
And what would that entail? We all pile into the car, get to Casper knock on the door and say "Excuse me old boy, Do you mind standing up straight for a moment while my Cove with a ruler measures how tall you are?, there is a sniffter of port in it for you".
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You would be in charge of distracting him with a dank drink combo while we measure him from foot fungus to chrome dome
 
alright it’s settled next time he goes live I’ll pay him $25 for a chat and say “better not purchase a measuring tape, stand with your heels and back right up against the wall, have somebody measure you from your head to your feet, and tell us your exact measurements, BOY!” And we’ll have an answer by the next day
 
Twinkie said:
I agree but also, the way those jeans are painted makes him/his legs look shorter than they are. The paint stops mid-thigh which has almost a distortion effect like a funhouse mirror.
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Thats not paint, homie. Thems bleach spots. Bleach is waaayyyy more gof than paint. Why do you think the bleach stained "trip" pants he had aNAL model were selling for such an expensive price? $666 expensive. Tnwu, toobz. I digress... fuck sickos.

Edit- fuckin' double standers!
 
UncommonParlence said:
Thats not paint, homie. Thems bleach spots. Bleach is waaayyyy more gof than paint. Why do you think the bleach stained "trip" pants he had aNAL model were selling for such an expensive price? $666 expensive. Tnwu, toobz. I digress... fuck sickos.

Edit- fuckin' double standers!
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Our boy uses only the top shelf Clorox bleach, that’s why the price is so high. If it was just some cheap ass paint it’d be worth $420!
 
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