🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Sicko Hunter said:
It shows. You should go back. Also your "X item is an average of X inches!" is meaningless that's not how things work. There is no average bathroom sink height especially not in a 100+ year old apartment complex.
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You gotta know someone well to accurately judge their height.
 
Rotogravure said:
Your first post in this thread is March 23rd (unless search is broken somehow which IDK man stranger things have happened).
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It's broken. It only goes back 8 pages. I've posted in this thread for 2-3 years.
Sicko Hunter said:
If any of you wondered how obsessed Cobes is with smelling good for the of age, alive, cis gendered, consenting, non-related ladies here you go
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(this is just the first of NINE pages of this...)
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Personally, I've always thought he was 5'7" and that she is 5'3", but seeing the graveyard pics did make me question that. He gives off the non-confrontational energy of a tall man.
 
I think because we rarely see him interacting with the public we think he’s smaller than he is. It also doesn’t help it’s always a retarded camera angle looking up at him
 
The Judean People's Front said:
Lol not this nigger, but possible others. Sometimes when the autism gets overwhelming I skim posts. Which then leads to me apparently adding more autism. My bad.
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Nah, this is the one thread where added autism, repetition and thought loops are completely on-brand especially when the damn thing grows 500 pages a month. Keep on rockin' bud.

Wonder if the trailer era will finally give us the KingCobraJFS subforum.
 
Rotogravure said:
We can't have anything nice. Not even a search. *sigh*(:_(
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I know right? It's super annoying. I was looking for some old memes I had made earlier in this thread and could not find them.
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Nah, this is the one thread where added autism, repetition and thought loops are completely on-brand especially when the damn thing grows 500 pages a month. Keep on rockin' bud.
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Did you know KFC took away the double down? I'm not mad I just wish they didn't take it away. I can't believe KFC took away the double down. Fuck.
 
Extra Dainty Gorl said:
Edited just to add this: IMDB says he's 5' flat. Are they reliable, probably not. I'm also not laughing at him but if that's your takeaway, okay. :smug::drink:
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Their info on Ralph is correct, so its possible. :lol:

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RL Steinbeck said:
Cobes is 100% on the taller side. His inability to be photographed as a normal human being (in myriad ways) plays tricks on the eye.
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I agree but also, the way those jeans are painted makes him/his legs look shorter than they are. The paint stops mid-thigh which has almost a distortion effect like a funhouse mirror.
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Twinkie said:
I agree but also, the way those jeans are painted makes him/his legs look shorter than they are. The paint stops mid-thigh which has almost a distortion effect like a funhouse mirror.
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If you want to get really autistic his phones a iphone 6, if you take the length of that and stack it up along the inside of his right leg that's an almost perfect line from his heel to the top of his head given his slouched stance and his head being tilted down your propibly going to get the correct result measuring from his heel to the top of his head.
 
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