🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Agares said:
People have a pretty distorted view of Casper because their only lens into it is through the degenerates of the Cobraverse. Like they think it's just dive bars, chain stores, fast food places and section 8 apartments inhabited by boglims. Sure Casper's got its problems, but it seems like a nice small city to live in if you're into that.
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The only other Casper resident I know is a cyraxx-verse person, and he supposedly went to school with Cobes. Anyway, he's got some kind of palsy, I think, because he's in a wheelchair, and he believes he has the spirit of a black dragon in him. And he was caught taking pictures of girls at a mall, because they looked underaged.

Casper seems to produce some characters.
 
Robert w'E'd Leef said:
What happened to @SeizureRobot5000 's most recent call-in show from Saturday? I wanted to listen to it today GAWD DAAAAAAAMMIIIIIIIIIT
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Some a-log has been reporting the videos, but we got 'em. Praise RMM's magic!
RL Steinbeck said:
I personally think Clint's art is one of the funniest elements of the cobraverse. It's just so perfectly bad. Plus, it gives valuable insight into his ego, relationships, personality, and beliefs in a way that words or inferences wouldn't. I thought that ep of snakebones was great. Different strokes, I guess.
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The first 10 minutes I was feeling a bit meh on that one (probably because of all the unconcious bias towards wahmen of course), but I gave it a go, and now I think it's by far one of my favourites.

The guest's scathing takedowns of Clint's work is hilarious, and if any Cobra fans haven't had a deep dive into Clint's work it's a good watch. My takeaway from the episode is how Cobra's artistic delusions are almost certainly inherited from the father.
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
Some a-log has been reporting the videos, but we got 'em. Praise RMM's magic!

The first 10 minutes I was feeling a bit meh on that one (probably because of all the unconcious bias towards wahmen of course), but I gave it a go, and now I think it's by far one of my favourites.

The guest's scathing takedowns of Clint's work is hilarious, and if any Cobra fans haven't had a deep dive into Clint's work it's a good watch. My takeaway from the episode is how Cobra's artistic delusions are almost certainly inherited from the father.
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I liked that one too. The Clinterview was also fascinating. Homedad Nips is actually very interesting as a cow in his own right, although unfortunately he's just barely smart enough to not take the bait and engage with troles (most of the time anyway).
 
anliteralidiot said:
The only other Casper resident I know is a cyraxx-verse person, and he supposedly went to school with Cobes. Anyway, he's got some kind of palsy, I think, because he's in a wheelchair, and he believes he has the spirit of a black dragon in him. And he was caught taking pictures of girls at a mall, because they looked underaged.

Casper seems to produce some characters.
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They say there's uranium and oil contaminants in the water over there.
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
My takeaway from the episode is how Cobra's artistic delusions are almost certainly inherited from the father.
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Artistic, like Roy from IT Crowd?

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He and Clint are definitely on the Artistic Spectrum.
 
The new exhumed shirt is certainly something.
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I genuinely considered buying this for a couple of minutes because I really liked the art and color until I realized NAL’s tits were out.
 
Two thoughts on IF Cobes is moving on up to the trailer park.

The Good - He will be able to sit outside his front door and interact with people if he wants.
- IF the troles get his address again and send him meme deliveries this new location will provide Cobes an opportunity to give away bags of ice to make friends, or sell cat food for 50% off to the resident cat lady(ies).

The Bad - The Information Board. Almost all trailer/RV parks have a board that residents can post almost anything. Cobes could use this to unload meme deliveries for cold hard cash or trade, but if the trolls find out, they can post ads like, "Lightly used sex doll ventriloquist dummy for trade - 100 used cigarette butts minimum".
- We're going to see Cobes picking up and smoking butts like it's his actual part time job, it's about to get real gross.
- The cops that show up to the trailer park won't be as friendly as the ones who visited Cobes at his previous apartments, and they'll be amped up ready for some static.

Question: Did Cobes ever really fix his shotfun with gorilla glue? Has he shot it since the attempt? Thanks in advance for the anwer.
 
Simp Biscuit said:
The cops that show up to the trailer park won't be as friendly as the ones who visited Cobes at his previous apartments, and they'll be amped up ready for some static.
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What makes you think that? If it's the same city it'll be the same cops/EMS.
 
Was the original Cobrapedia every archived? It had a very good writeup of the early Cobra years at least up to around the first eviction.
 
Big Nasty said:
I do think there was another wiki too, but it was very inferior to the original one.
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I'd say it'd be worth trying again, but I think we've all seen with that "List of Crimes" floating around that a gaggle of mongoloids would just fill it with bullshit. Maybe tight moderation would work, but I don't know. Just weird because I vividly recall an era where it was customary that almost every no-name retard people tried to make "the new Chris-chan!" got their own ripoff CWCki, except Cobra who actually had enough side characters and obscure, hilarious nonsense that actually warranted such a project.
 
Like I get Cobes trying to get rid of the subreddit or nuking a wiki documenting him being a retarded lolcow but doesn’t he understand it’s a double edged sword?

The only reason he can sit around huffing duster and drinking booze all day is because of that infamy. Zoomers get bored of him and all the donations are going to dry up.

It’s the same reason he will eventually dox himself. He wants/needs those bottles of free booze and ‘fan’ donations.

Also, re-listened to the Papa Nips interview and was just sad the fat fuck interviewing him didn’t ask a single question worth a damn.

Do you think Cobes would be better without YouTube?

Why doesn’t he just change his number?

What do you think about his infamy?

How long do you think Cobes has to live?

Don’t think Cobes should get a real job?

But instead he just confirms whatever bullshit Clint is waffling about while Cobes looks like a kid in the principal’s office. If anything, it makes him seem more retarded when he just chimes in with slogans or ‘cool guy’ answers.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
Like I get Cobes trying to get rid of the subreddit or nuking a wiki documenting him being a retarded lolcow but doesn’t he understand it’s a double edged sword?

The only reason he can sit around huffing duster and drinking booze all day is because of that infamy. Zoomers get bored of him and all the donations are going to dry up.

It’s the same reason he will eventually dox himself. He wants/needs those bottles of free booze and ‘fan’ donations.

Also, re-listened to the Papa Nips interview and was just sad the fat fuck interviewing him didn’t ask a single question worth a damn.

Do you think Cobes would be better without YouTube?

Why doesn’t he just change his number?

What do you think about his infamy?

How long do you think Cobes has to live?

Don’t think Cobes should get a real job?

But instead he just confirms whatever bullshit Clint is waffling about while Cobes looks like a kid in the principal’s office. If anything, it makes him seem more retarded when he just chimes in with slogans or ‘cool guy’ answers.
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All questions about Cobra can be answered with one of three statements:

1. Yes, Because Josh is retarded.

2. No, Because Josh is retarded.

3. He ride bike, weather permit.
 
Thought of a fun project last night and I'm curious if anyone has ideas for how I could apply this. I've got a huge archive of everything from Cobra's current channel which I'm currently waiting for compression to finish on. The plan is this:
1. Generate captions using Whisper
2. Vectorize and index all the captions that Whisper generates into a searchable FAISS index
3. Connect the FAISS index to a language model like Claude 3 Haiku or GPT-3.5, so you can ask a question like "What was Cobra's childhood like?" and get an immediate answer with citations to matching videos

I was thinking this would be good for writing wiki articles in MediaWiki format, but I don't really wanna host a wiki. I previously did this for the Tony Chase Wiki and it worked pretty well. Does anyone know if there's an existing Cobra wiki that isn't hosted on something like that multi-wiki hub site? I kinda don't want to contribute to one of the multi-wiki sites because I know it's bound to get taken down sooner or later.
Another idea I had was to just let people use the chatbot on a custom domain and not attach a wiki. Imagine a site with a format sort of like ChatGPT's website, but the only thing it's meant for is to answer questions about Cobra and provide citations.
The final idea I had, though I'm not sure I want to do this since I'd prefer this doesn't become something people harass Cobra with, is to plug it into the Twilio API and set it up as a Cobra hotline. You call in, ask a question which is then transcribed to text, then the bot answers the question and its answer is read back to you with TTS. I don't think people will probably be very comfortable calling a phone number though, given the obvious privacy implications.

Thoughts?
 
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