🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Slim Boglim said:
Off topic but all this stove talk is reminding me of that one time when that goober YouTube cooking personality Adam Ragusea had a complete meltdown over a stupid YouTube troll comment. This coupled with the fact that he’s had ton of videos where he’d preemptively make a comment disproving or responding to potential critique of whatever he uploaded and pin it makes me believe he’s lolcow material. Some of his videos and knowledge is good and some of it is completely regarded but he comes across as having incredibly thin skin and unable to handle criticism. Thats the trademark of a good lolcow, being smart enough to know better and still being unable to help yourself but to respond to trolls. Like you’re compelled to take the bait even if you know it’s bait. Disclaimer: this is from years ago and I don’t follow him closely there is a good chance he’s not a retard about his internet presence anymore
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This the soiboi that got raped in the Looney bin?
 
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Youtube doesn't like him watching other Youtube videos I guess.
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Cobra is scared of the cops and getting arrested so he pretty much never goes into detail about any of his drug use. I can only think of one time he actually smoked weed on camera and it was years ago by accident. I think that's also why he refers to delta-8 vapes as "CBD" when they're clearly not.

He's like Bubbles, Ricky, Sam Losco and Mr. Lahey in one character.
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But he THINKS he’s Julian.
 
JaneThough said:
But he THINKS he’s Julian.
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tbh m'gourd has traits of all three Boys
>Ricky's stupidity, alcoholism, dope-smoking, strange cooking habits, general degeneracy, strange fashion sense and constant battle against the English language
>Bubbles' weirdness, strange physical appearance, inability to drive, willingness to be used and manipulated by scumbag friends, and awkward horniness
>Julian's narcissism, delusions of grandeur, obsession with being cool, selfishness, and tendency to have his mouth write checks that his brains can't cash
 
Down From The Champions said:
I would love it if the trailer park Josh moves into is full of fans of his content that worship him like a hero. Just imagine the amount of new characters introduced into his world.

And for the love of God he better not let the reddit faggots find out his new address.
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Just like Trailer Park Boys. Now that'd be great to witness.
 
Smegward said:
clint took caesar down
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RL Steinbeck said:
et tu, huge nips?
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"NEWS FROM CASPER!

Seeking only justice and peace and to avoid the unnecessary trolling of King Cobra, Pater Magnus Clintus Saunderus Nippoli has reported the renegade livestreamer Caesar Automata Quinque Milia's most recent call-in stream for displaying licentious content! Including but not limited to the first-born son of House Saunderus' stated desire to perform autofellatio followed by laments regarding his inability to do so! Appeal of the takedown is unlikely, and the location of an archive is unknown at this time.

All mockery of Christians and their Skygod should be kept to an appropriate minimum! Today's public foodhacks are brought to you by the Guild of Wandmakers, who use only the best Wyoming sticks in their cool wands, for Cool Cobras."
 
Racist Parrot said:
Just like Trailer Park Boys. Now that'd be great to witness.
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Better not build a hash driveway, BOY

Sog Dog said:
>Bubbles' weirdness, strange physical appearance, inability to drive, willingness to be used and manipulated by scumbag friends, and awkward horniness
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Don't forget they both have puppets that reveal their true thoughts and feelings.
 
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RL Steinbeck said:
et tu, huge nips?
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Pascal's Wagie said:
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"NEWS FROM CASPER!

Seeking only justice and peace and to avoid the unnecessary trolling of King Cobra, Pater Magnus Clintus Saunderus Nippoli has reported the renegade livestreamer Caesar Automata Quinque Milia's most recent call-in stream for displaying licentious content! Including but not limited to the first-born son of House Saunderus' stated desire to perform autofellatio followed by laments regarding his inability to do so! Appeal of the takedown is unlikely, and the location of an archive is unknown at this time.

All mockery of Christians and their Skygod should be kept to an appropriate minimum! Today's public foodhacks are brought to you by the Guild of Wandmakers, who use only the best Wyoming sticks in their cool wands, for Cool Cobras."
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Been laughing about this shit for 10 minutes. Exquisite.
 
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