🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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peachlover669 said:
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lmao never seen it before either that screenshot is golden too, such a sarrow filled expression inspite of this delicious meal he is chowin down on.
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One other thing we can blame NAL for is that she convinced him to shave off that long-ass goatee. That's a good 18 months of growth and a couple of days before she arrived he shaved everything off.
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
One other thing we can blame NAL for is that she convinced him to shave off that long-ass goatee. That's a good 18 months of growth and a couple of days before she arrived he shaved everything off.
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I was gonna say that his current look is too humorous to be upset about but I cant lie im getting a bit sick of egghead cobes, its an utterly disgusting look he has right now and ANYTHING even a wizard tier goatee would help in alleviating that egg of a head he has
 
SeizureRobot5000 said:
lol saintpuffers absolutely dressed it up to make his list more compelling, yeah. I really should have made it more clear during the stream that my enthusiasm for him was more about the archiving and that rare clip he had. For what it's worth I will be happy to talk about it next stream. Sorry about that gang, I'll be more careful going forward.
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It's important that you don't feed or validate the alogs in any way after recent events. Saintpuffers list indirectly encouraged behavior that got the sub shut down in the first place.
 
They’re still bitter over a stupid fucking bug. “His pet praying mantis” dude it was a dumb insect that crawled into his abode. I wonder how horrified these redditards would be if they saw one of those dead bug collections, those people must be like bug Hitler to the sub. I think they’re cool bugs I guess, but 100-200 hatch all at once, Cobes getting one blasted and making a gothic bad boy staff isn’t going to make them extinct. I won’t excuse the THC stuff but as mentioned before, he’s literally a sub-80 IQ retard who grew up in the age of dumbass potheads telling everyone who would listen about how “great of a medicine it is, dood.”
 
Buster Scruggs said:
They’re still bitter over a stupid fucking bug. “His pet praying mantis” dude it was a dumb insect that crawled into his abode. I wonder how horrified these redditards would be if they saw one of those dead bug collections, those people must be like bug Hitler to the sub.
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I never thought of it that way. If the alogs were logically consistent, walking into any state museum and seeing the collections of insects pinned in glass cases must be like a Jew taking a tour of Auschwitz.

But they are not logically consistent, they are retarded.
 
Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
I've never seen the Bog Den hotdog challenge until today, and it is by far the best example of how he eats.
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What's funny is there is photographic evidence of Clint eating the EXACT same way. He's standing in the street with a hotdog, apple gripped, halfway down his throat as he's in the process of eating it in what has to be 2, maybe 3, giant disgusting gulping bites. Never seen anyone else eat like that. Almost like they have teeth in their throats.
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
I never thought of it that way. If the alogs were logically consistent, walking into any state museum and seeing the collections of insects pinned in glass cases must be like a Jew taking a tour of Auschwitz.

But they are not logically consistent, they are retarded.
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I've got a couple of works by Christopher Marley at home that are literally made from dead insects, I'm definitely a sicko according to Reddit. It's not like Cobes was rounding up live insects and killing them to make juans FFS.

What else was he supposed to do besides that or throw the dead mantis in the trash? Give it a funeral?
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I've got a couple of works by Christopher Marley at home that are literally made from dead insects, I'm definitely a sicko according to Reddit. It's not like Cobes was rounding up live insects and killing them to make juans FFS.

What else was he supposed to do besides that or throw the dead mantis in the trash? Give it a funeral?
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Yes.
 
UncommonParlence said:
What's funny is there is photographic evidence of Clint eating the EXACT same way. He's standing in the street with a hotdog, apple gripped, halfway down his throat as he's in the process of eating it in what has to be 2, maybe 3, giant disgusting gulping bites. Never seen anyone else eat like that. Almost like they have teeth in their throats.
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Praise Cobra's magic, I've recovered it from the decaying ruins of the subreddit. TWU.
 
Do you think when Cobes goes down on NAL's Wendussy he eats it like an apple? Like two hands on each side and rotating it?
 
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Praise Cobra's magic, I've recovered it from the decaying ruins of the subreddit. TWU.
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See that left hand? Classic apple grip. He's a little more dexterous than Cobes so he can do fancy shit like a switch hand hotdog lift. You know if there was chili or something messy it'd be the original double apple hand stance.

I'll never get used to seeing Cobra jam as much of whatever he happens to be eating into his gaping maw. He so extreme about it you can sometimes see him almost choking. It's like he's never eaten around humans before. Never mind all the slurping, smacking, and orgasmic moaning that accompany his gastronomic exploits.
 
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Other people have pointed this out but a lot of these Reddit fags have a complex about needing a lolcow to be bad person for them to laugh at them. They can’t just laugh at someone like cobra for being a goofy retard. They have to feel as though they are morally justified in their bullying as though they need permission to laugh at someone beneath them. That’s why that list exists.
 
Jobama said:
Other people have pointed this out but a lot of these Reddit fags have a complex about needing a lolcow to be bad person for them to laugh at them. They can’t just laugh at someone like cobra for being a goofy retard. They have to feel as though they are morally justified in their bullying as though they need permission to laugh at someone beneath them. That’s why that list exists.
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Such weak minds.
 
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