🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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It never ceases to amuse me how Seizure can go live for 4+ hours to talk about an autistic NEET who thinks he's a rockstar badboy. Cobra really does rule all our lives.
 
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Deez Nuts said:
Oh yeah no way in hell is he gonna pay her way. She is also incapable of raising money for herself. That actually makes me question what she does for weed money and food money.
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I would be shocked if she was consistently buying her own food and not just eating what's in dad's fridge. It's also likely she's on some kind of disability so there's your weed and liquor money. Probably has a meltdown if asked to pay rent, so I doubt thats a factor. Don't forget the camgirl shit so she's not above doing "unsavoury" things for money. I've known pretty girls who've given handies for a bump of cocaine. She might have the buying power to leverage a half gram of dirt weed for a handy, provided the lucky recipient closes his eyes and tells her to shut the fuck up. You now have a potential bog hag recipe to scrounge up enough to keep inebriated
 
Deez Nuts said:
Oh yeah no way in hell is he gonna pay her way. She is also incapable of raising money for herself. That actually makes me question what she does for weed money and food money.
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Josh buys her food. He's spent enough Doordashing her to pay for a round trip already. I think he'd be willing to pay to fly her in, just a question if he wants to keep her around another week.
 
dingusmcbingus said:
Her starting the stream muted with her head tilts made me genuinely uneasy. This bitch is gonna murder someone and end up in a documentary
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People that desparate for attention from somebody like that tend not to be in the best mental health. The signs are there like not being self-suffecient enough to make money for her own food, and I assume she's living with her parents too. If she's like a girl i knew that had the exact same living situation and tendencies with the "woe is me" tendency she displaysd in her videos, she's getting dick from strangers and using him for food and weed, and only wants him around because he's a reliable source of food and weed money.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Josh buys her food. He's spent enough Doordashing her to pay for a round trip already. I think he'd be willing to pay to fly her in, just a question if he wants to keep her around another week.
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Once he's moved into his trailer in a few weeks, NaL will be able to stay for even longer than a week!!
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Unless Clint convinces him the trailer park doesn't allow guests to stay for more than a week; the same way he convinced him he couldn't wear the chains on his Tripp pants because they were "illegal" and all the other things he's convinced him of.
 
I think Josh and Jessica are gonna be an item for a looooooong time to come. They might fight and break up and be in an on again off again situation. But they are kind of stuck together because neither have any other prospects, which is the same reason they came together to begin with.

Even if Jessica never goes to Casper again, Cobes will still talk about her and call her his girlfriend, just so he can brag to everyone that he has a girlfriend. It's one more thing he can hold over the troles. "My Youtube trolls are just mad that they don't have a girlfriend that loves them like I do so they have to spend all their time hating Cobrah." He is too insecure to actually sever the relationship and go back to being single, he must know on an instinctive level that his next "dry spell" might last forever.

The only way I see him ending it anytime soon is if he somehow is able to upgrade to a different woman. And likewise if Jessica ever manages to latch onto another e-celeb she would ditch Jawshie in a heartbeat. But who knows when or if that could ever happen.
 
A certain a-log just got doxxed LOL.
RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
Doxed @MDWU aka @Wall Breaker. They had quite the seethe and expressed their genuine belief Cobes is a pedophile. Turns out, kind of an alog!
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Changed my mind.
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Rebecka Lynn Winton, 27 or 28 years old, from Conroe, Texas.
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Instagram connecting the name Becka Lynn to chris-chan and thus the paypal and reddit accounts. This is the only becka lynn following Chris.
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LinkedIn works at Spirit Halloween store #61210
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So short and fat she wrestled in high school at 190lbs.
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Lol, practically a cobragram tattoo. Anyway, you like the attention so there you go.
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This is why I am always against reddit rubs getting the ban hammer. The fucking dregs always end up infecting here and other places, raging about nonsense.
 
whogoesthere said:
This is why I am always against reddit rubs getting the ban hammer. The fucking dregs always end up infecting here and other places, raging about nonsense.
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this has been really funny actually

im not rly celebrating the sub going down but it was more harassment than it was good contont so im not going to mourn them either
 
Every single one of you niggers that bitches about looping is as bad as the fags caught in the loops. Just post related content and ignore them. And yes, I do realize how ironic it is of me to make this gay post.
 
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