🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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sharp lint said:
I'll never understand this pudding head's obsession with letting his foodhacks cool down for 24 hours before eating a few bites. Guess I'm just not goth enough to get it
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I think he usually does his foodhacks when his tummy's full of alcohol. Eats a few bites, feels full, goes back to drinking, passes out, next day, feels hungover, hangover wears off, mmm room temperature foodhack sounds good right about now.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Now that I think of it, didn't Clint talk about converting a shed for him in his back yard or something? That would be pretty amazing if it happens. BOY can live like a dog in the backyard.
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It's pretty easy to build and sound proof a small house/detached suite. How would the redditors cope with him at that point?
 
Everyone with these big plans for future Josh. Haven't noticed anyone talk about how he is drinking every minute he is awake now. Real alcoholism coming in nicely.

His metabolism retired this year too. His teeth have started to fall out. This girl has potentially introduced him to new drugs.

This chick is only one problem that he's going to be dealing with this year. With all the new people he has an endless supply of booze now. Doesn't even need to beg. He's one of few alcoholics that probably won't run out of money no matter how much he drinks. He's fucked.
 
GibMoneyPls said:
Everyone with these big plans for future Josh. Haven't noticed anyone talk about how he is drinking every minute he is awake now. Real alcoholism coming in nicely.

His metabolism retired this year too. His teeth have started to fall out. This girl has potentially introduced him to new drugs.

This chick is only one problem that he's going to be dealing with this year. With all the new people he has an endless supply of booze now. Doesn't even need to beg. He's one of few alcoholics that probably won't run out of money no matter how much he drinks. He's fucked.
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Not one of his organs are healthy, some are reaching "barely usefull" levels if not already there, if he lives to 40 it'll be a testament to the power of the human body.

Saldy, best we can do is take bets, personally, instant duster death seems off the table, so either lung cancer or liver cirrhosis as even the betus will take it's time.

中华人民共和国的政治 said:
Has the boy ever made a hot dog that hasnt fallen apart? Also Jefree Star is a sicko
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That man, if you can even call him that at this point, is as evil as he is gay, maybe even more so, which in itself is an achievement- The kind that wouldn't piss down your throat to save you from dying unless there was a full camera team behind him.
 
Mister Baranavichy said:
Saldy, best we can do is take bets, personally, instant duster death seems off the table, so either lung cancer or liver cirrhosis as even the betus will take it's time.
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If the bog wench doesn't get to him first. If she monetizes her YouTube she can maybe afford more than a 8$ machete. Though a lifetime with her seems like a fate worse than death.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
I don't think Josh wants to return home any more than Clint wants him to. Clint will get doxed almost immediately if he hasn't been already and the ween sponsored knocks will flow, meanwhile Cobes will be told that he can't stream at 3 in the morning and will probably be kept from his precious booze and duster. I genuinely think he would rather be homeless in Casper and livestream for booze to drink in a field every night.

I'm sure Clint will cosign for an apartment though, probably just tossing the bog anywhere he can and calling it a day.
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Clint is extremely easy to dox as he owns his home, and Casper property information is public record.
 
Down From The Champions said:
How long has Cobes likely been an alcoholic for?

I know a lot of his older stream featured alcohol but when did it roughly turn into a everyday first thing in the morning problem?
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I feel it got really bad when he moved into the current apartment he is in. And also he wasn't able to get another job, banned from bars so I guess he figured he would just cope like this.
 
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