🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Molly Millions said:
The troles can't handle that Josh has a hot and of age girlfriend.
Everything that happened was because of the troles, who can't handle that Jessica is both hot and of age.
Fuck my youtube troles, they are miserable cunts who can't handle that I've never complained about my neighbors.
Also, Jessica is hot and of age. The troles can't handle it.
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Here's the thing of it: Not only is she hot doodt, she's twice of-age and:
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☑️cis-gendered​
☑️consenting​
☑️alive​
☑️non-related​
☑️Not in a coma 🆕​
☑️There​
☑️Farts openly​
☑️Has all her limbs​
☑️Speaks English​
☑️Not a burn victim​
☑️Currently not incarcerated​
☑️Under the age of 60​
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Troles are seething and coping that Cobes has found an amazing woman that checks all these boxes and lives up to his lofty standards and their just mad that they can't find a woman like Jessica in their local truck stop parking lot. It's just sad, to be honest.
 
Welp it's confirmed shit went down on his Bday. Let the speculation begin. We'd know by now if it weren't for all the retarded ass weens and glass tappers.
 
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Just checked his etsy.

You too can own a piece of overpriced kingcobrajfs boglin-scented, lotlizard worn pants. That is what is up toobz.
 
He’s like one of those 13 year old girls that completely unprompted brings up shit that they’re “don’t wanna talk about” lmao

“Yeah shit sucks but I don’t wanna get into that right now”

Then why even bring it up?

Also confirmed it was totally Jessica’s fault “it wasn’t even just her fault to be honest… it was also my YouTube trolls”
 
"Jessica just needs people to love her in her life, that's all"
For fuck's sake Cobes. Have all those Terrence Popp videos taught you nothing?

Chat getting the stankface.
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Agares said:
Welp it's confirmed shit went down on his Bday. Let the speculation begin. We'd know by now if it weren't for all the retarded ass weens and glass tappers.
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Eviction notice for sure I’ve been keeping an eye on apartments for rent in Casper Wyoming and what do you know. I’m pretty sure I remember that being his apartment from the people posting it constantly in r/the_boglim
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Nearly 2000 people watching right now I legitimately think Cobes might be getting the most views of any lolcow period. Not sure even Chris Chan gets those numbers. TWU
 
God, imagine the shenanigans if the ends up moving back in with Clint. No idea how they'll find another apartment for him with today's housing crisis and all.
 
McWeaeselton said:
I don't think it will ever happen. He won't leave his comfort zone in the cobra den.
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Other than him being a neet now, he's deathly afraid of flying. He would never get on the plane the only way it would happen is with Clint holding his hand for the trip and even then he would probably need to be black out drunk. Clint talked about how Josh is terrified of airports and flying or some shit not too long ago.
 
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