🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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bonified retard said:
His cameo videos are public. Looks like he's done 6 so far. That's $300 to respond to retards for 2 and a half minutes. He's getting paid good money to do what he already does all day. He might be able to afford his clocktower dream house soon if he can stay strong and not call anybody faggots, or shout out nazis.
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Reddit trolls about to punch holes into the drywall tonight that's what's up and fuck sickos
 
“Hey Josh, it’s your boy KingCobra! Remember to brush your teefs, puffs is dead, and stop having sex with that ugly hag!”

He’s going to not fulfill half the orders
 
Agares said:
If schizophrenia had a soundtrack, Cobes would be its composer. His music is just this incomprehensible cacophony of random shrieks, guitar noises, drum tracks and church bells with a side of layered vocals.

His "best" normal songs are probably Satan's Bell because it sounds more or less like a generic black metal song and Booty Goblins, for its actual creativity. His funniest song, however, HAS to be Love and Vanity. I was on the floor laughing when I heard "BODYYY SHAAAAAAMING" for the first time.
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Love and Vanity is something else. The lyrics, the banshee wailing, the casio default drum track, the vibraslap.
 
Joyless bitter faggots.
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Seeing people absolutely lose their mind over it is hilarious. Whenever Josh gets money they absolutely seethe they are frothing at the mouth completely incensed over it. You really wanna see em mad watch people go there and post that they got a stupid tape of his music they go fucking berserk
 
Incel Death Note said:
Joyless bitter faggots.
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I've said this before but I'll say it again when it comes to the people who hate Josh it's not about him being a "sicko" or shitty things he's done in the past the real reason they hate him is jealously. They see him sitting on his ass drunk at 2pm and getting 700 dollars in donations and it infuriates them. "Why do I have to go work a 9 hour shift at Wal-Mart when that STINKY BOGLIM gets free money?!! I'm going to report him." that's their thought process. It's petty jealously. Nothing more.
 
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TheTourist said:
I mean she's streaming all the time, anyone catch symptoms? frequent vomiting, nausia, bizzare food cravings? The world wants to know!
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An a-log will have to drive to her parent's house and tie a pregnancy test to a go-pro, then toss ut through an attic vent. If it lands in one of the piss boxes, we'll know.
Sicko Hunter said:
I've said this before but I'll say it again when it comes to the people who hate Josh it's not about him being a "sicko" or shitty things he's done in the past the real reason they hate him is jealously.
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If you're jealous of Josh? You haven't considered the smell.
 
If jet Neptune was smart his next show would be to get Jessica and josh in a house together and do it like fish tank with constant live streams this would make so much money and researchers would write papers on it years down the line
 
Agares said:
There's still some semblance of a work ethic floating around in that gourd of his.
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Only just barely! One shout out was 11 seconds. The circle of protection ($50) video was 26 seconds. He cast the spell without a wand too! Put in some effort, boy!

I was probably being too optimistic thinking he might read a fable if it was asked of him on Cameo, that might push the runtime out to 2 minutes.

There's a lot of balls in the air right now. His lady is streaming from an attic and pissing in boxes (I still can't believe this one), we have a chess playing paedo in a hospital room beefing with the boy, a "legondary" cameo account, birthday month, and a birthday visit from the hunchback of NALtrodamme in the short future, and apparently a new album (recorded with a damaged microphone).

All we need now is a SR5k call-in stream and we've hit the jackpot.
 
Incel Death Note said:
Joyless bitter faggots.
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The reddit alogs are so fucking cringe. They see a retard drinking himself to death in his apartment, harming no one besides himself, and spend all day seething and plotting his destruction, praying day and night for his death. That's no way to live your life. That is most definitely not what's up.
 
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