🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I was just thinking about cobe's "music" and how bizarre it is, I can't wrap my mind around how it's possible for someone to sit down and make the stuff and then post it. Everything I've heard is just garbled noisy nonsense.

That leaves me wondering, has he ever made something that even LOOSELY resembles a song? I've tried clicking around random songs to see if anything is there but I haven't found it. What's Cobra's best song, and for that matter has he made even one track you could call a song?
 
SupremeGuntleman said:
I was just thinking about cobe's "music" and how bizarre it is, I can't wrap my mind around how it's possible for someone to sit down and make the stuff and then post it. Everything I've heard is just garbled noisy nonsense.

That leaves me wondering, has he ever made something that even LOOSELY resembles a song? I've tried clicking around random songs to see if anything is there but I haven't found it. What's Cobra's best song, and for that matter has he made even one track you could call a song?
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I prefer Cobes' freestyles over instrumentals. But if I had to pick a song, it would be... Satan's BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLGH from the album Satan's Bell. Such a throwback to when he'd do shrieks.
 
SupremeGuntleman said:
I was just thinking about cobe's "music" and how bizarre it is, I can't wrap my mind around how it's possible for someone to sit down and make the stuff and then post it. Everything I've heard is just garbled noisy nonsense.

That leaves me wondering, has he ever made something that even LOOSELY resembles a song? I've tried clicking around random songs to see if anything is there but I haven't found it. What's Cobra's best song, and for that matter has he made even one track you could call a song?
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If schizophrenia had a soundtrack, Cobes would be its composer. His music is just this incomprehensible cacophony of random shrieks, guitar noises, drum tracks and church bells with a side of layered vocals.

His "best" normal songs are probably Satan's Bell because it sounds more or less like a generic black metal song and Booty Goblins, for its actual creativity. His funniest song, however, HAS to be Love and Vanity. I was on the floor laughing when I heard "BODYYY SHAAAAAAMING" for the first time.
 
SupremeGuntleman said:
I was just thinking about cobe's "music" and how bizarre it is, I can't wrap my mind around how it's possible for someone to sit down and make the stuff and then post it. Everything I've heard is just garbled noisy nonsense.

That leaves me wondering, has he ever made something that even LOOSELY resembles a song? I've tried clicking around random songs to see if anything is there but I haven't found it. What's Cobra's best song, and for that matter has he made even one track you could call a song?
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Drink Beer/Smoke Tobacco, both from Rebel Revolution. Not because they're particularly good music but because they're this weird flow of his inner thoughts working. Drink Beer is him wailing about his alcoholism, the temptation of it to cure his depression and need to get fucked up the morning after because he's always hung over.

Smoke Tobacco is much the same but about his rebellious attitude, concepts of adulthood based on age of majority purchases and again, stress induced drug addiction. Plus he sounds like he's got COPD when he shrieks in it, which I find funny. Is it good? Not really. But it's definitely some kind of art and expression.
 
RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
Drink Beer/Smoke Tobacco, both from Rebel Revolution. Not because they're particularly good music but because they're this weird flow of his inner thoughts working. Drink Beer is him wailing about his alcoholism, the temptation of it to cure his depression and need to get fucked up the morning after because he's always hung over.

Smoke Tobacco is much the same but about his rebellious attitude, concepts of adulthood based on age of majority purchases and again, stress induced drug addiction. Plus he sounds like he's got COPD when he shrieks in it, which I find funny. Is it good? Not really. But it's definitely some kind of art and expression.
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DRINK WHEN YOU'RE OF AGE
DRINK LIQUOR, DRINK BEER
DRINK QUICKER, *DRINK BEEEEEEER*
FUCK DRINKING AND DRIVING YEAH
SMOKE BUDS AND DRINK SUUUUUUDS
DRINK BEER WITH SODA
MAKE A SHANDY *DRINK TILL YOU'RE DANDY* YEEEEEAH
 
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You can tell it’s real by the fact he’s “legondary”
 
Baby Cakes said:
I prefer Cobes' freestyles over instrumentals. But if I had to pick a song, it would be... Satan's BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLGH from the album Satan's Bell. Such a throwback to when he'd do shrieks.
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Agares said:
If schizophrenia had a soundtrack, Cobes would be its composer. His music is just this incomprehensible cacophony of random shrieks, guitar noises, drum tracks and church bells with a side of layered vocals.

His "best" normal songs are probably Satan's Bell because it sounds more or less like a generic black metal song and Booty Goblins, for its actual creativity. His funniest song, however, HAS to be Love and Vanity. I was on the floor laughing when I heard "BODYYY SHAAAAAAMING" for the first time.
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This is why I think cobes doesn't actually listen to music. He likes the idea as an identity, but he likely rarely listens to music or he could compose something that at least kind of makes sense, just through mimicry.
 
SupremeGuntleman said:
This is why I think cobes doesn't actually listen to music. He likes the idea as an identity, but he likely rarely listens to music or he could compose something that at least kind of makes sense, just through mimicry.
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One youtube comment on Love and Vanity summed it up perfectly:
"It's like an alien was trying to understand music"
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
We should get some good content out of this, at least until he stops doing them when people start uploading them.

For those who spend money on super chats might get some value for once.

There's a few interesting categories available, as per Cameo:

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I wonder if he would read one of Aesops fables if requested...
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A pep talk from the laziest man in Wyoming. Totally worth $50.
Dammit. If only OnlyUseMeBlade made a Cameo. $50 for a Lit Romney motivational speech would actually be worth it.
 
Cobra's Cantina is obviously the GOAT KingCobra song and it's not even close.

Watching Josh interrupt his Taco Bell food review to talk about how it's not fair that he is judged for his ancestors being responsible for slavery will never not be funny. Modern America is so fucking bizarre lol
 
His cameo videos are public. Looks like he's done 6 so far. That's $300 to respond to retards for 2 and a half minutes. He's getting paid good money to do what he already does all day. He might be able to afford his clocktower dream house soon if he can stay strong and not call anybody faggots, or shout out nazis.
 
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