🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Pascal's Wagie said:
Our cerebral friend Aron Wills has quite the backlog of interesting video titles.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LUaHKxrnSGo
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I just don't know what to feel about this guy. On one hand Cobes roasting him made me burst out laughing multiple times. On the other he seems like a fairly sympathetic figure. On the other he seems like a schizo and gives major creepy vibes.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I guess I don't really understand why we need to keep alcoholics and drug addicts from burning themselves to death at the expense of everyone else.
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Because other people can be harmed by their irresponsibility. It's why we have more severe penalties when you injure or kill someone while driving drunk.
 
I saw a new picture of his chompers on the subreddit, and boy, the toothless saga is much closer than I thought. His meltdowns are about to sound even more retarded with a pronounced lisp.

”I’m thick of my trollsh making fun of my lithp, YouTube”
 

Aron makes a new video shitting on Josh, saying that he (Josh) sucks his dad's dick and licks the jizz off his back. He goes into graphic detail on how Josh and Clint fuck. Aron calls himself a pedophile??? Not sure if he means that in a sarcastic way or serious.
 
I have no words for how hard it made me laugh that Cobra already gave up on his Doritos boycott, all it took was him needing to hack his latest food video. Watching him cope while putting those Doritos on his disgusting sushi baconattor got way too hard for a laugh out of me.

"In my defense Doritos fired Samantha Hudson and they apologized for their mistake."

Boy just refused to compromise the quality of his food hacks, his morals don't go that far.
 
8mm Cunningham said:
R8 me L8, buuuuttt in this clip Jessica states that she had just gotten over her period before leaving to see Josh. Women are most fertile a week after their period ends and sperm can live for several days in a Wendy's Baconator. Simply put, the chances are better than average that she might (intentionally or not) be baby trapping Wyoming's goth bad boy.
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I'm tardy too, buuuuuuuttt over on the Kiwi Tapes channel, someone enhanced audio of Cobes and NAL talking off-frame. She clearly says "We're going to have lots of beautiful (?) babies and all your little fucking fans can pay for it", or words to that effect. She made her intentions explicitly clear. Also in a subsequent stream of hers, you can see a pill collection behind her, which includes pre-natal vitamins. There's no doubt in my mind that this is exactly what she had planned.


That part is around 14:00 of the video.

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Cobes mentioned that his "YouTube revenue was on point this month". I often wonder if he understands the mechanics of his YouTube paycheck. He doesn't seem to pay attention or at least never mentions things like views or likes. He normally has comments turned off so he isn't getting engagement that way. I guess like everything money related he just thinks YouTube is sending him some arbitrary amount every month based on nebulous reasons.

He definitely doesn't understand the super chats. In the most recent stream someone donated to him for the first time and it had a special thing saying that it was the first time that person had donated so he goes "I don't know why YouTube keeps saying lets celebrate your first super chat, I get super chats all the time."
 
Pascal's Wagie said:
Spoiler: Men are supposed to find young teens sexually attractive.
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Watched the full video and the first minute is rambling then him saying "Now I would never meetup with a 13 year old but nature does make us attractive to pubescents girls" just really creepy shit. I have no idea why he would make this video. Another example of someone who has called out Cobes having sicko thoughts themselves.
 
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