🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The Blue Morpho said:
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I love that of all things his autism special interests are his own wildly inaccurate perception of goth subculture, Ozzy Osbourne, the colors black and green, and fucking clock towers. It’s like somebody wrote random shit on post it notes, put it in a hat and had him close his eyes and pull out a couple and be like “alright, that’s what you’re going to dedicate your existence to going forward”
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
He is right. that makes no logical sense even within their own warped and illogical framework. How the fuck can you be nothing and still something? You’re either one or the other the two are completely mutually exclusive and even Cobra who can’t open cans can figure this out.
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He's the kind of dumb where he's dumb, but isn't afraid to say if something isn't logical ie troons. The best kind of dumb.
 
I love how Cobes isn't going to start Jessica out on a relatively normal mead like the Tampico, nah bitch you're going to drink habanero water with grease and clumps of dryer lint.
 
Orkeosaurus said:
I love how Cobes isn't going to start Jessica out on a relatively normal mead like the Tampico, nah bitch you're going to drink habanero water with grease and clumps of dryer lint.
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I hope she brings over a cardboard box because that apartment only has one toilet for when the aftermath hits.
 
i guess those trolls who sent him barn animal supplies might have been onto something if NAL is just pissing in boxes for some reason. lord knows she has most likely already pissed in his chair as well.
 
Something I've been thinking about a lot today. I used to play EverQuest for 72 hours at a time, napping here and there, not once did I ever say, yeah I should piss in a bottle to save time. If NAL lives in the attic, why doesn't she piss in a cup and throw it off her roof? A bottle and pour it down the sink? Just go downstairs maybe.. NAL seems pretty lucid, but the only times I've ever pissed myself or somewhere unintentional were blackout drunk hours. I just can't picture the American Gladiators style mental gymnastics for a person to go, yeah I'll piss in a box.
 
Ponzo said:
She is back in her parents home, streaming 11 hours a day and pissing in cardboard boxes (three times to be exact)
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DiggieSmalls said:
this is absolutely repulsive. she's worse than an animal.
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
The BP ladies have been following her for a while, even before she showed up at Josh's I suggested she should have her own thread. She really needs one, I would've created one but there is women here who are far more familiar with her. After this crossover, I can't imagine she's just going to disappear quietly, I imagine she's going to produce milk for quite a while even if Cobes cuts her off completely.
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Shout out for the queens on the Beauty Parlor for being able to watch this shit. She unironically made a litter box for herself out of the worst materials possible and is proud of it for some reason instead of just going up or down some stairs... There's something in my brain of both disgust and bafflement that like synergize and I can barely watch a 30 second clip of this (it probably doesn't help that I despise her from what little I know of her from the Cobes crossover).
Her parents probably need to fumigate her room with Lysol regularly and I would suggest they also spray down that gross bitch.
 
"It's going to take some time to get back into the swing of eating them again." is one of the funniest things he's said in awhile. He probably still has undigested doritos inside of him from last weekend.
 
Slim Boglim said:
I love that of all things his autism special interests are his own wildly inaccurate perception of goth subculture, Ozzy Osbourne, the colors black and green, and fucking clock towers. It’s like somebody wrote random shit on post it notes, put it in a hat and had him close his eyes and pull out a couple and be like “alright, that’s what you’re going to dedicate your existence to going forward”
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Don't forget "jalopy" style hot rods, especially ones with the "AWOOOGA" horns
Molly Millions said:
Cobes smugness is growing faster than his gingivitis

Cobra declares victory over Doritos and ends his twelve hour long boycott

https://youtube.com/watch?v=y-S8nvyI93s
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Based, fuck sickos
 
Xenomorph said:
I bet people want him to answer the door with his fake gun drawn while the cops are on the other side of it hoping he gets shot right in the dome, on stream of course.
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Yeah and that’s a fucked up thing to do to the officers. I assume they all know him at this point. I wonder if there are internal emails and briefings about Josh.
 
Deez Nuts said:
Yeah and that’s a fucked up thing to do to the officers. I assume they all know him at this point. I wonder if there are internal emails and briefings about Josh.
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There has to be. Cops have shown up recently and know him by name (when NAL visited). Clint has done work with Casper PD on how to deal with mental health crisis situations (as an actor). I'm sure when they attend they know it's some bullshit, but likely have some legal responsibility to respond to the reports. Who knows, maybe they are fans too? The cops treat him well, though the EMT call while he was passed out when NAL streamed with him passed out for 20 minutes apparently were not so friendly, and damaged his front door trying to make entry, according to NAL on a later stream of hers when she returned home.
 
Without a doubt they know him.

Dispatch gets lit up like a Christmas tree when he streams, getting calls from around the world.

The cops show up and this drunk, clearly mentally handicapped guy in a dog collar wearing rags, rants nonsensically about trolls answers the door.

They undoubtedly get back to the station and joke about the retarded guy with a wand that gets a call once a week or so.
 
Mushroom King said:
Something I've been thinking about a lot today. I used to play EverQuest for 72 hours at a time, napping here and there, not once did I ever say, yeah I should piss in a bottle to save time. If NAL lives in the attic, why doesn't she piss in a cup and throw it off her roof? A bottle and pour it down the sink? Just go downstairs maybe.. NAL seems pretty lucid, but the only times I've ever pissed myself or somewhere unintentional were blackout drunk hours. I just can't picture the American Gladiators style mental gymnastics for a person to go, yeah I'll piss in a box.
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It's the only logical solution to being too drunk, high, lazy and tired all at once, while nobody even cared to bring you a piss bucket.
 
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