🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Law said:
She's taking jobs from us hard-working Kiwis!

Also the frothing a-loggery she inspires, Jesus Christ. I'm used to this thread having a lot of a-logs cause it attracts "people" from reddit, but there aren't many other orbiters who inspire Kiwis to write embarassing paragraphs detailing how they wish they could torture or kill that orbiter. I hope she stays for months just to make the a-logs seethe at this point.
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I'm just seething because of the muting shit. It's not Cobes' brand!

I suppose it's actually a blessing because of what's probably happening on the otherside of the CVS reciept...
 
PatrickSTomlinson said:
Your pussy smells like Wendy's, child.
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No, stalker child, my pussy does NOT smelly like Wendy’s, no child, no.

My pussy in fact smells like pussy, which to your uneducated senses smells like pepperoni made from the bodies of nigger babies.

I will pay nobody.

I owe nothing.

Enjoy prison, stalker.
 
Usernamewastaken said:
Reddit is seething and reporting him for everything under the sun. Can’t stand to see a brutha get some cash
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If there is one thing I appreciate about this grotesque creature it is her ability to infuriate the human cockroaches that infest the various Cobra-related subreddits and discords.
lottalove said:
Not only that, but a mod, Kate.
She is the only one, she has to shield her treasure.
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2 mods, she timedout longtime wrench Punkrock for complaining about her timeout of Kate and constant muting
BallBuster II said:
Well the weird thing was, Superchats were turned off on last nights stream. Do we know why? He probably could have made an easy $500-700+ maybe more as he was pretty steady at 4000 viewers for a while.
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She set the stream to age-restricted when she started it, which disables superchats. I say "she" because Jord was completely comatose until the door knocks started, so Jessica made herself at home with his channel.
Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
His channel got demonetized. Methica tried turning superchats on and it said "Inelligible"
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Wrong, see my reply above this.
 
Mister Baranavichy said:
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Future murder weapon coming in nicely toobz.
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Did anyone notice two days ago, NAL was holding a cup and saying, "I love these cups, you can put ice in them and they stay cold." I was watching it with a friend and said, "That's a spit cup." I didn't think much of it because I thought Cobes quit dipping, but he's dipping a day later in one of those cup holder sized spit cups.

This bitch was drinking out of one of Josh's spit cups that probably wasn't washed in months, or ever.
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ClothedandSobbing said:
She lost her channel after gaining 5k subs in 2 months I'm pretty sure anything she did today is pure cope
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I don't quite think so. At her core, Jessica is a narcissist (among her many other faults) and her channel was never monetized. She seems to give no shits about that. I can't quite say for certain why she's so curious about Cobes numbers, but I suspect it has less to do with her wanting to take his money (though she DOES want a boyfriend who can give her things) and more to do with buttering him up with prattle that she thinks he will find important and endearing and make it look like she cares,

Bixby Snyder said:
She’s oddly openly hostile to everyone and anything associated with his audience to. Cobes is delusional enough some people are there for pearls o’ wisdom or his amazing vocal skills. This bitch just holds us all in contempt, even those sending free food thats not been fucked up.
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Rest assured that she isnt just hostile because its Cobes' audience. She was just as hostile and vile to her own audience. I know that her channel has been archived by BP, but its not available anywhere (yet?), but I would REALLY recommend to some of you that only know her from Cobes streams to watch some of her streams when she is alone on her own channel.
 
Twinkie said:
It didn't look like NAL brought any checked luggage with her, only carryon. If that's the case her Valentine's knife from Josh isn't making it past airport security.
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I thought the same thing. Pretty on brand for NAL to bring two changes of clothes in a backpack for an 8 day odyssey in the Wyoming badlands.
 
Twinkie said:
It didn't look like NAL brought any checked luggage with her, only carryon. If that's the case her Valentine's knife from Josh isn't making it past airport security.
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The Blue Morpho said:
I thought the same thing. Pretty on brand for NAL to bring two changes of clothes in a backpack for an 8 day odyssey in the Wyoming badlands.
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Unless she stays 😱
 
Rotogravure said:
Rest assured that she isnt just hostile because it’s Cobes' audience. She was just as hostile and vile to her own audience. I know that her channel has been archived by BP, but its not available anywhere (yet?), but I would REALLY recommend to some of you that only know her from Cobes streams to watch some of her streams when she is alone on her own channel.
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I’ve watched a number of her streams, however many I could stomach anyway, and you’re bang on the money. This woman is actually a schizophrenic, there’s no way she isn’t. She imagines violent altercations are going to occur with everyone, she thinks people are following her, she screams and yells at people on the street when they look at her…..it’s astonishing. There is no way this woman is looking after her grandparents, the grandparents are looking after HER. If they weren’t, she’d be another delusional bum screaming at passerbys on the tube or yelling at people outside a Safeway. She is completely and entirely unstable.

Seriously lads watch her videos she’s a fucking actual insane person.
 
I hope those faggots at reddit get their sub shut down. I also hope everyone in this thread who has shown up butthurt about the soul sucker saying they want Cobra to lose his channel/die/whatever gets a pink triangle.
 
Law said:
Also the frothing a-loggery she inspires, Jesus Christ. I'm used to this thread having a lot of a-logs cause it attracts "people" from reddit, but there aren't many other orbiters who inspire Kiwis to write embarassing paragraphs detailing how they wish they could torture or kill that orbiter. I hope she stays for months just to make the a-logs seethe at this point.
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I hope she keeps cockblocking reddit vermin by muting it and blocking the screen. Fuck those scumbags.
 
Got a blast from the past and decided to share:
Cobra starting a stream with Nal in the room:


And what Nal will look like in a hot minute
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