🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Eyesore City said:
Will they fuck like crazy and fall in love?
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Best case scenario could be like Blade and Bec. She took Blade's virginity in his 30s, so he forever simps for her because she's willing to touch his dick. Bec puts up with the repulsive fat bum because she wants the notoriety and a place to live where she's free to be a pill popping junkie.

I doubt Josh and Jessica could have a similar situation for numerous reasons... Josh is autistic and can't put up with people for long. Bec is significantly more attractive than Jessica, and she's a conniving manipulator, which I doubt Jessica can pull off.

But, even with this scenario, everyone hates Bec because she's a content blocker and she's annoying. Jessica is even more annoying.
 
I know it's all a grift and she's never going to get to the Cobra Den by Valentine's Day, but I love the idea that Cobes thinks that just getting her a plane ticket will get Jessica to his lair.
Not a single thought in his little bogged out mind goes towards "hey, who's going to pick up my gf"
His brain just thinks "plane ticket = inside cobra lair = smash box"
I'm all for the drama, toobz.
 
She can just like, walk from the airport. It's only like, 20 minutes by bus, on a busy day, weather permitting.
 
Summoning meth demons to your apartment is goth AF, doodt.

But on a serious note, I worry for him. NAL is a loose cannon and probably has multiple hard drug addictions. The first thing she'd look for in Casper is probably the local meth dealer. The content potential for this is legendary, though.
 
Point Emerging said:
She can just like, walk from the airport. It's only like, 20 minutes by bus, on a busy day, weather permitting.
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She's too entitled to take a greyhound. There's no way she going to use public transit to get to the Cobra lair.
I like to think that either Papa Clunt or Stepmom picks up Jessica. I also like to think that Cobra won't be there to greet her at the airport and would be streaming while downing a birthday cake vodka.
 
HiveDull said:
She's too entitled to take a greyhound. There's no way she going to use public transit to get to the Cobra lair.
I like to think that either Papa Clunt or Stepmom picks up Jessica. I also like to think that Cobra won't be there to greet her at the airport and would be streaming while downing a birthday cake vodka.
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I was saying she'd fly into Casper and get on public transit. Albeit, I have no idea what that looks like. Not even sure if there's a reasonably-priced flight that flies into that hole. I'd assume a 20 minute bus ride would be like a 2 hour walk or more in those parts since it's so cold and shit-snowy.
 
Point Emerging said:
I was saying she'd fly into Casper and get on public transit. Albeit, I have no idea what that looks like. Not even sure if there's a reasonably-priced flight that flies into that hole. I'd assume a 20 minute bus ride would be like a 2 hour walk or more in those parts since it's so cold and shit-snowy.
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I looked and there is a greyhound and that's mostly I see. there looks like there was a public bus, but the website is 404 me.
 
Slim Boglim said:
“Cobras content sucks! He just sits around and reads donations! We should do everything in our power to discourage him from anything other than staying in his comfort zone by being a shut in staying in his apartment reading chat donos. THAT’LL fix it!”
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You've also got to remember that the Redditors know Josh obsessively browses that sub. Not making excuses for them but a lot of them will write shit they don't intend on ever acting on just so he sees it and gets sent into a loop over it. The majority of them don't even contribute to that sub let alone fuck with Josh. There are constantly people on there that complain how the sub has gone down the drain and has no good original content anymore and then you click on their profiles to find they've contributed zero. I think you have to be mentally retarded to do anything on Reddit outside of lurk for niche information.
 
Hennimore said:
You've also got to remember that the Redditors know Josh obsessively browses that sub. Not making excuses for them but a lot of them will write shit they don't intend on ever acting on just so he sees it and gets sent into a loop over it. The majority of them don't even contribute to that sub let alone fuck with Josh. There are constantly people on there that complain how the sub has gone down the drain and has no good original content anymore and then you click on their profiles to find they've contributed zero. I think you have to be mentally retarded to do anything on Reddit outside of lurk for niche information.
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Yeah an open letters to Josh/clint are easily the worst shit posted there
 
curbside2 said:
That’s an interesting euphemism for disease riddled, box cutter wielding, slime whore.
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Well my go-to for her is always gonna be "meth whore". It's amazing how her ugliness is more than a match for Cobes. Ugly on the inside and outside and then some. At least Cobes can be genuinely endearing sometimes.
 
I can't imagine content being amazing out of this. Best case scenario he gets pissed at her, then does a live stream and read's the chats comments about her like he did couch chris.
 
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