🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Slim Boglim said:
A word that never existed, with no prior meaning, just complete gibberish and yet you look at Cobes and hear the word “boglim” and it just clicks. It just feels so obvious as if you knew all along and just needed a word to put it to. It’s as cut and dry as the word “red” meaning the color “red”. Kingcobrajfs is a boglim. Of course he is. He’s always been a boglim, in our minds he was already a “boglim” there just wasn’t a word word for it until you hear it and just feel “yep, that’s a boglim”
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It's just 1 letter away from a toy we had over here in Bongland in the 90s.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
For me the golden era of kingcobrajfs ended when Josh was evicted in 2020. Once he moved he stopped going out nearly as much, the only friend he'd really have over was Warlord, he started becoming a full blown drunk and he also got into the more disturbing rants about periods. It's been pretty much all downhill since he moved.
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I don't think anyone would argue against this. While I do have fond memories of the basement days and there is some great content from that era that is sadly lost to the passage of time, I don't think anyone could argue that his original apartment wasn't home to some of the most classic Cobra moments.
 
Agares said:
He un-dumped NAL but the gay vampire look has yet to return.
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I hope his sexy look will return when she sends him an empty bottle of Pepto.
Doordash has saved this romance. Amazing she was wearing a box fresh Ozzy top when she recieved his beautiful offer of love.
A fucking burger.
I bet NaL's tormented mum didn't even get a fry
 
Cobra somehow being able to pull girls AND being completely willingly to cut ties with them without giving a single shit will never not be funny to me. Boglin somehow displays giga chad energy every once and a while.
 
Ponzo said:
The boglim fed the homeless
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mfygxvAiqGU
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Love how he didn't customize it at all, except for excluding the one ingredient he doesn't like, even though it's for somebody else. Trust and fucking believe Alicia or Ellen get at least extra cheese because they don't look like a young edarem.
 
I think he just sent her what she asked for, which is a baconator with no ketchup.

Part of me wished he sent one of his $50 monstrosities that just slides off the bun and leaves grease streaming down your arms.

I wonder how often they don’t even add all the shit be requested and he doesn’t even notice.
 
He actually spent his hard-begged Doordash money on this fiend. What a 180 and not the good kind. So much for the chad energy he had earlier.
 
An E-ghoulfriend works out the best for Cobes, he gets to keep the cobra den to himself but gets the dopamine hit of female attention.
 
RollingRock2 said:
An E-ghoulfriend works out the best for Cobes, he gets to keep the cobra den to himself but gets the dopamine hit of female attention.
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It would be amusing if "E-girlfriends are REAL girlfriends" gets added to his list of copes, alongside "There's no such thing as a girly drink" and "It's too late to start brushing my teeth."

That last one might not be a cope to be fair.
 
Are you troles gay enough secure in your masculinity enough to drink pink champagne?
 
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