🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Sicko Hunter said:
The duster is more likely to do it. People heavily drink for decades before dying. All it takes is one wrong huff and he's brain dead.
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Combined drug ODs kill a lot of people. If Cobes gets blackout wasted and eats a whole bottle of pills he'll die with his camera running, which is what his troles are hoping for.
 
I know it's been discussed before, probably, but Cobes seems to have the basic white girl equivalent in his taste for metal. He seems to prefer all the generic stuff with a touch of Cradle of Filth for edgelord points. He also seems to possibly enjoy some of Clint's stuff as well. Most metal heads branch out and start testing out various subgenres of metal and find their various niches. Cobes just seems to have settled for being a stereotype.
 
Just watched his last video and just realized his chest was exposed. Jesus Christ, he has a rash on his chest now


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Braowbun said:
Are you using the same old late 80's republican viewpoint of music creating miscreantes?
Perhaps I'm going overboard but Josh can't even recite Crazy Train
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Cobes is a unique case because he’s an impressionable retard. Normal people understand it’s just music and aren’t going to go out of their way to make life decisions based on it.

And then there’s Cobes who has dedicated his life to appearing goth, wants to appear as a “rockstar villain” to others, thinks drinking, smoking, and doing drugs is a badass part of living a rockstar lifestyle. He has the name of his favorite artist tattooed across his knuckles.

If you think that cobra hasn’t been influenced by Ozzy’s music and image and is actively trying to emulate it in the flawed way he perceives it then you’re one silly goose
 
The Southwest Strangla said:
Just watched his last video and just realized his chest was exposed. Jesus Christ, he has a rash on his chest now


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I honestly am betting that red mark is where cobes must have hit himself as a sort of self punishment like he used to do during the weird "I'm fat and can't eat" wannabe eating disorder phase
 
I think the most Cobra outcome of Ozzy dying will be Cobra miraculously not being phased about it at all and moving on with no problem, like he did with Puff. He was crying tears of sorrow about the fact that people have cancer and aids in his phone-breaking meltdown stream but I have never seen him show a shred of genuine emotion whenever someone in his chat inconveniences him by bringing up the dead lizard. Its always a gruff, terse "I hope I find him in Spring" and then quickly left behind.

I'm not saying he won't get drunk and a bit bummed out, he probably will have quite a reaction the day it happens because he will finally check after trolls tell him and find out its true. But, I honestly could see him taking Ozzy's death better than most expect.
 
About the DTTS, someone asked a page back if he doesn't do them due to chargebacks. Wasn't he using the non-youtube dtts that allowed chargebacks? I don't think Youtube allows chargebacks on their version that he would be using now.
 
GibMoneyPls said:
About the DTTS, someone asked a page back if he doesn't do them due to chargebacks. Wasn't he using the non-youtube dtts that allowed chargebacks? I don't think Youtube allows chargebacks on their version that he would be using now.
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he was using streamlabs, if I remember right. Dunno how streamlabs/twitch/youtube handle chargebacks.
 
Spergs of Anarchy said:
Combined drug ODs kill a lot of people. If Cobes gets blackout wasted and eats a whole bottle of pills he'll die with his camera running, which is what his troles are hoping for.
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The only pills I'm aware of Cobes getting is muscle relaxers from Walt and Angie. He's not getting actual good shit like Xanax or Oxy they aren't wasting those on a boglim.
 
Having a Screwdriver while modding NAL's stream and watching it is the closest thing he's had to a job in years. But why did he fall for her but not Gothie? They're about the same "quality" woman.
 
Agares said:
Having a Screwdriver while modding NAL's stream and watching it is the closest thing he's had to a job in years. But why did he fall for her but not Gothie? They're about the same "quality" woman.
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IIRC, Gothie went crazy(ier) the immediate day after she showed Cobes her disgusting OF and he wanked it for her on cam. The back n forth woe is me videos she was doing likely turned him off pretty quick.
 
You're MDNWU said:
IIRC, Gothie went crazy(ier) the immediate day after she showed Cobes her disgusting OF and he wanked it for her on cam. The back n forth woe is me videos she was doing likely turned him off pretty quick.
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I mean, NAL doesn't exactly give off a very good first impression either. Cobes seemed a bit more restrained with her though and didn't immediately spank the monkey on call.
 
The Blue Morpho said:
I think the most Cobra outcome of Ozzy dying will be Cobra miraculously not being phased about it at all and moving on with no problem, like he did with Puff. He was crying tears of sorrow about the fact that people have cancer and aids in his phone-breaking meltdown stream but I have never seen him show a shred of genuine emotion whenever someone in his chat inconveniences him by bringing up the dead lizard. Its always a gruff, terse "I hope I find him in Spring" and then quickly left behind.

I'm not saying he won't get drunk and a bit bummed out, he probably will have quite a reaction the day it happens because he will finally check after trolls tell him and find out its true. But, I honestly could see him taking Ozzy's death better than most expect.
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That’s the funny thing with Cobes he is simultaneously incredibly predictable and yet very unpredictable. Theres a chance Ozzy dies and cobra just goes “So Ozzy died… it is what it is. I’m not mad that he didn’t sign me to his record label before he died to be honest kinda thing. His grandkids disgust me sexually. Fuck sickos”

But I think he’ll be pretty torn up. There’s been times when he’s almost cried over somebody saying Ozzy died and him rushing to google it. But y’know, on the other hand who knows how the mind and stunted emotions of the bog _really_ work?
 
Slim Boglim said:
But I think he’ll be pretty torn up. There’s been times when he’s almost cried over somebody saying Ozzy died and him rushing to google it. But y’know, on the other hand who knows how the mind and stunted emotions of the bog _really_ work?
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Don't forget he literally attacked Warlord for saying Ozzy's music sucked
 
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