🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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You might be from Casper Wyoming if you:
  • sell tie dye shirts online
  • wear eye make-up every goddamn day
  • hang out with tweakers for content
  • unironically wear cowboy hats
  • tattoo phallic symbols on your body
  • write songs about vomit and piss
  • if you hate sickos
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bonified retard said:
Dumb observation, but at :50 when he takes the bottom bun off, the beef patty looks so fucked. Like somebody scraped the cheese off an old burger to make this one.
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The quality of fast food has gone down a lot since the scamdemic but I like to think local fast food places are sick of him not tipping so they fuck with his orders. Just a headcanon of mine.
 
I imagine it’s less ‘him not tipping’ and more he’s the asshole with a billion custom options. It’s hard enough to get them not to put tomatoes on a burger, let alone a fucking shopping list of extras. Cobes is probably infamous in local fast food joints and they know immediately it’s him when are the massive list
 
Bixby Snyder said:
I imagine it’s less ‘him not tipping’ and more he’s the asshole with a billion custom options. It’s hard enough to get them not to put tomatoes on a burger, let alone a fucking shopping list of extras. Cobes is probably infamous in local fast food joints and they know immediately it’s him when are the massive list
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It's like he annoys the shit out of them with his ludicrous custom orders but at the same time they're making more money off of him.
 
Agares said:
McBoglim food hack complete with the finger still in a bandage 2 weeks later.
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Did the dumbass even see a doctor or get rabies shots? That was probably an unvaccinated feral cat and biting someone for letting it go is the kind of shit a rabid animal would do. If it was he'll 100% keel over dead at some point.
Mr Steal Your Farm said:
While cats can carry rabies, it's exceedingly rare. It's far more likely that Josh contracts/dies from a bacterial infection from the bite.
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Well luckily for this retard, there isn't a confirmed case in 40 years. Of course the overwhelming number of people don't somehow get bitten by feral cats. It's still disturbing that finger is still in a bandage two weeks later. Ongoing infection?
 
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AnOminous said:
Did the dumbass even see a doctor or get rabies shots? That was probably an unvaccinated feral cat and biting someone for letting it go is the kind of shit a rabid animal would do. If it was he'll 100% keel over dead at some point.
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Boglims get a +4 to their constitution. He'll probably be fine.
 
Captain Ahab said:
The infection doesn’t have to come from the cat. He lives in a giant germ incubator. Every surface of his hovel is a potential PhD in microbiology.
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He IS a giant germ incubator. There are strains of bacteria inside him unknown to science that maintain homeostasis.
 
Cobes benefits from his acute case of Three Stooges Syndrome, he has so much wrong with him none of it is able to get the upper hand vs the other problems to take him down.
 
AnOminous said:
Did the dumbass even see a doctor or get rabies shots? That was probably an unvaccinated feral cat and biting someone for letting it go is the kind of shit a rabid animal would do. If it was he'll 100% keel over dead at some point.

Well luckily for this retard, there isn't a confirmed case in 40 years. Of course the overwhelming number of people don't somehow get bitten by feral cats. It's still disturbing that finger is still in a bandage two weeks later. Ongoing infection?
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Nope. Just this past November. It’s pretty common:
 
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