🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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New batch of "Christmas" mead. That won't be ready until after Christmas. Is mead supposed to be black?
2 cups granulated sugar
1 bottle honey
One package of peppermint candy canes
Ten cardinal cordial cherries, Cobe's favorite
Cherry juice
11-18 yeast
Also, I only just realized that he has an area rug in his kitchen. Disgusting!
 
New batch of "Christmas" mead. That won't be ready until after Christmas. Is mead supposed to be black?
2 cups granulated sugar
1 bottle honey
One package of peppermint candy canes
Ten cardinal cordial cherries, Cobe's favorite
Cherry juice
11-18 yeast
Also, I only just realized that he has an area rug in his kitchen. Disgusting!
The results will probably still be repulsive but it seems like a rare Cobes recipe that isn't utterly insane.
 
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Just 2 things that came from these last videos.
That drink is literally pure black, and with time will slowly rot into potential botulism, I'm not a man of fate but if this literal darkness isn't a sign of things to come I don't know what is.

And can he OD on all that g fuel? He has no impulse control, he loves the taste and he can't read labels, namely 140 mg per dose, and he has about 200 there, will he survive or will his heart cave in on itself?
 
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And can he OD on all that g fuel? He has no impulse control, he loves the taste and he can't read labels, namely 140 mg per dose, and he has about 200 there, will he survive or will his heart cave in on itself?
"The FDA estimates toxic effects, like seizures, can be observed with rapid consumption of around 1,200 milligrams of caffeine"

Should be around 28,000mg of caffeine in that picture, possibly more (some flavors are 150mg per serving). He would have to go through a tub roughly every 4.5 days to hit that estimate, and that's only factoring the caffeine he ingests from gfuel. It looks like he's already on pace in the review video he uploaded earlier today.
 
ew batch of "Christmas" mead. That won't be ready until after Christmas. Is mead supposed to be black?
He says he deleted the footage of him mixing it because it was "badly filmed".... says the dude who has a camera that's somehow worse than Chris Chan's PSEYE and usually pointed at the ceiling. What he actually means is he did something really funny like spilling a whole bag of sugar into it, stirred in some roaches, or dropped half of the concoction on the floor and had a tard rage so he deleted it. Shame we don't get to see it.
 
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Just 2 things that came from these last videos.
That drink is literally pure black, and with time will slowly rot into potential botulism, I'm not a man of fate but if this literal darkness isn't a sign of things to come I don't know what is.

And can he OD on all that g fuel? He has no impulse control, he loves the taste and he can't read labels, namely 140 mg per dose, and he has about 200 there, will he survive or will his heart cave in on itself?
I’m not sure if his sodium levels will reach hypertension fuel, or is just getting high off caffeine an excuse to act like Cobra is living life off the edge?
 
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Just 2 things that came from these last videos.
That drink is literally pure black, and with time will slowly rot into potential botulism, I'm not a man of fate but if this literal darkness isn't a sign of things to come I don't know what is.

And can he OD on all that g fuel? He has no impulse control, he loves the taste and he can't read labels, namely 140 mg per dose, and he has about 200 there, will he survive or will his heart cave in on itself?
yes that's gfuel, I can't tell if the top one is opened but the ones under it appear to be not opened.
The top one is the sonic peach rings flavor (which is pretty yummy with milk)
 
The posters in Cobes apartment really do show how he is mentally trapped around 13-14. The Monster ass poster is totally something a teenager would have.
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The empty bottles of booze on the walls kinda is a strong indicator. He’s basically a 14-15 year old kid trying to be cool in a 50 year old man body.
 
I really think if Cobes goes on fishtank they're going to try and put him through an intervention or just be cruel to him. Steal his hat and maybe 3 out of 5 of his layers, throw water on him or something. I can imagine he'd leave in an hour or two
 
My favorite part of the Christmas mead video is when he shows the cherries. You can hear him almost say cardinal, but stop himself. I think he must have been pronouncing it in his head, but gave up and just said "chocolate covered cherries."
rare cobes intelligence. it is better to remain silent and look stupid than open the bog pit and remove all doubt
 
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