🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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HONKHONKTIME said:
you should have seen him polish off a whole plate of shrimp cocktail
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Trapped Under Rice said:
God there's just something about a man who can eat a whole shrimpwheel that really wets the walnuts.
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The best part about the shrimp wheel was that someone sent it to him and he froze it because he didn't want to eat it right away. When he recorded the ""challange,"" he either defrosted it by letting sit on the counter or he microwaved it in bursts.
He mentions this in one of Porkney's streams. I think he says something along the lines of "I didn't know what to do, doot. I just kinda defrosted the sumbitch and started popping them in my mouth."

I'd fact check myself, but that would require watching Porkney's streams. I can handle Cobes, I can't handle her.
If anyone has the clip, it'd be greatly appreciated.
 
Potion_Time said:
It looks like the My Little Pony cum jar.
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Now that's a screenshot

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HiveDull said:
The best part about the shrimp wheel was that someone sent it to him and he froze it because he didn't want to eat it right away. When he recorded the ""challange,"" he either defrosted it by letting sit on the counter or he microwaved it in bursts.
He mentions this in one of Porkney's streams. I think he says something along the lines of "I didn't know what to do, doot. I just kinda defrosted the sumbitch and started popping them in my mouth."

I'd fact check myself, but that would require watching Porkney's streams. I can handle Cobes, I can't handle her.
If anyone has the clip, it'd be greatly appreciated.
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oh god please let it be "microwaved it in bursts"
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UyceNjur-mc
Has anyone seen the Talking Tom clip in the end?
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No, but these reddit faggots won't be happy until they get his channel completely suspended and then they will bitch in a few weeks that Cobra isn't putting out videos anymore thus making their lives meaningless.

EDIT to add: His teeth are finally failing. They are beginning to crumble and break. Curious if Clint will step in and start footing the large dentistry bills that could follow to get his mouth back in order.
 
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That's one gnarly chip, the entire lower corner is just gone

BallBuster II said:
EDIT to add: His teeth are finally failing. They are beginning to crumble and break. Curious if Clint will step in and start footing the large dentistry bills that could follow to get his mouth back in order.
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At this point the only thing that will "put his mouth back in order" is pulling his teeth because he can't be expected to do basic, low level maintenance.
 
I'd like to officially welcome everyone to the KingCobraJFS Denture Saga. It's been a long time coming and I hope the writers saved their best work for this. This feels bad enough he had to call Clint and once that phone call is made every tooth in there is coming out.
 
The fact that BogChron is giving the subreddit any attention is just fuel for the fire. I appreciate editing down Cobes' shit but jfc we don't need the retarded takes from leddit.
What sad humans.
 
Leave it to fucking reddit fags to completely blueball us by reporting his video. Cobes reveals he's got a massive chipped tooth so what do we do? Make it difficult and annoying for him to go live and show us up close!
 
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