🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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PetiteFeet said:
That just sounds like that icelandic national dish, except even more retarded. At least the reasoning behind the rotted, fermented shark is it's literally poisonous to eat otherwise. Like the original potato from south america, it had to be frostbitten and ground-fermented/"prepared" before it was edible.

Our Boglim is truly reaching beyond the potential of the human frame. On Halloween he's going to sprout demon wings and a third eye.
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His 3rd eye is his butthole, trolle. And he can see your sins.
 
I'm hoping that with the triumphant return of Chris Chan to YouTube all the paypigs and weens jump ship from Cobra and return us to some natural content.
 
8mm Cunningham said:
I'm hoping that with the triumphant return of Chris Chan to YouTube all the paypigs and weens jump ship from Cobra and return us to some natural content.
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I think a lot of the people who give money want him to buy duster or drugs so he kills himself so I'm not sure they will switch to chris since he has been very non-interactive for a long time.
 
I know the Reddit tards are absolutely the worst but someone posted about sending him 300+ bananas and I can’t stop thinking about how he would handle that many fucking bananas. I’d be so frustrated no lie.
 
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M'lord can't keep his carp lips off those bottles, banana sludge nearly gone. Unfortunately, looks like the other two biology experiments are ngmi till all hallows' eve.
 
Goatchoker said:
I know the Reddit tards are absolutely the worst but someone posted about sending him 300+ bananas and I can’t stop thinking about how he would handle that many fucking bananas. I’d be so frustrated no lie.
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When they send him silly food orders I think its kinda funny sometimes but so much of the reddit is fags who hate kobra and actually want him to suffer, I remember seeing some of them talking about how they want to get him kicked out of his apartment since they think he is too boring now.
 
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Negev said:
I remember seeing some of them talking about how they want to get him kicked out of his apartment since they think he is too boring now.
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The Reddit fags are so braindead that they are unable to realize that their constant fucking around has made him the boring cow he is today, the only time a ween was funny with Cobes was Mr. Green, but that was only because we got to see the Warlord smack down as a result of the alcohol he got that day. I honestly think the Reddit is mostly made up of scorned pay piggies who feel like they got ripped off by a literal retard and that’s why they want him to die so much, otherwise I cannot fathom why they’d have so much hatred for a harmless sperg.
 
I fear for Cobes, bros… that brown sludge can't possibly be good for you… Maybe Cobes has a medieval alchemist in his family tree and that genetic memory awakened within him and he's making the best mead ever, but I doubt it... 🤢🥲
 
Buster Scruggs said:
The Reddit fags are so braindead that they are unable to realize that their constant fucking around has made him the boring cow he is today, the only time a ween was funny with Cobes was Mr. Green, but that was only because we got to see the Warlord smack down as a result of the alcohol he got that day. I honestly think the Reddit is mostly made up of scorned pay piggies who feel like they got ripped off by a literal retard and that’s why they want him to die so much, otherwise I cannot fathom why they’d have so much hatred for a harmless sperg.
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The Reddit fags aren't scorned paypigs, they're losers who are far worse off than Cobra if you dug into their personal lives who make themselves feel better by punching down on him. Probably tons of trannies and unemployable freaks.
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
The Reddit fags aren't scorned paypigs, they're losers who are far worse off than Cobra if you dug into their personal lives who make themselves feel better by punching down on him. Probably tons of trannies and unemployable freaks.
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This is an interesting proposal: identify the most frequent posters in cobra's subreddit. Look at those users' other posts. Share findings. I guarantee there's gold in there.
 
Trapped Under Rice said:
This is an interesting proposal: identify the most frequent posters in cobra's subreddit. Look at those users' other posts. Share findings. I guarantee there's gold in there.
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I'm not ashamed to admit I've got a Reddit account because I love Kenshi and MST3K and /r/Kenshi and /r/MST3K are two completely sane islands of normalcy in that cesspool. Old Internet types congregate there just like on the Rimworld and DF ones.

I'll do some digging tomorrow and see what I find.
 
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