🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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bonified retard said:
New video - Pizza Review
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QjswQ1HmO5E
He has the pizza of his fucking dreams and he can't even enjoy it because of how bad his teeth hurt. This is so depressing lmao.
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Tooth decay is goth af, toobz.

M'Lord says ,"My account no longer goes into the negative. I must be required to have the money on-hand or on-card."
Is this a doing from Papa Clunt or an action from Paypal?
 
HiveDull said:
Is this a doing from Papa Clunt or an action from Paypal?
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I think it was the bank itself, you can only go into the red so often before they stop doing overdrafting. That's supposed to be a once in a once in a once in a bluemoon protection and with cobes its basically a monthly thing.
 
Bogliacci said:
I think it was the bank itself, you can only go into the red so often before they stop doing overdrafting. That's supposed to be a once in a once in a once in a bluemoon protection and with cobes its basically a monthly thing.
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Banks make money by you overdrafting by slapping a fee for each time you do it and with the paypigs enabling him, I'm sure he gets out of the red fairly quickly most of the time. Unless there's something else going on it has to be Clint putting his foot down.

EDIT: Thinking about it, I could see the bank disabling it if Cobra tried to claim he overdrafted because of fraudulent charges, sometimes banks will clear the debt but put restrictions on your account afterwards.
 
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bonified retard said:
New video - Pizza Review
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QjswQ1HmO5E
He has the pizza of his fucking dreams and he can't even enjoy it because of how bad his teeth hurt. This is so depressing lmao.
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Fucking retard paid $48 for 2 slices when he could have bought a whole 28 inch fucking massive pie for $7 less. I am mad at genetics right now. Pizza looked really good too until he slathered it in Ram Ranch dressing.
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bonified retard said:
New video - Pizza Review
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QjswQ1HmO5E
He has the pizza of his fucking dreams and he can't even enjoy it because of how bad his teeth hurt. This is so depressing lmao.
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He says "My teeth are hurting so I'm going to start brushing them more" but he doesn't understand that he's well past the point of recovery. The enamel isn't going to regrow. There's no escaping the denture saga. It's only a matter of time.
 
Potion_Time said:
He says "My teeth are hurting so I'm going to start brushing them more" but he doesn't understand that he's well past the point of recovery. The enamel isn't going to regrow. There's no escaping the denture saga. It's only a matter of time.
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The brushing will only fuck his gums and teeth up more now and be excruciatingly painful
 
Sicko Hunter said:
This reminds me of when Warlord said they should both go to Vegas and Josh had zero interest at all. He is totally content rotting away in his chair. It's really strange. It's like he really doesn't aspire to anything. He wants the clocktower and the big tiddy goth gf but won't do anything to achieve it even if it's extremely simple.
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I'm not going to argue that Cobes' isn't comfortable rotting away in his chair; but I wouldn't take Cobes dismissing something even he knew was never going to happen as indicative of anything else. It took Warlord a few days to come up with $5 when they were supposed to be business partners. He doesn't have a car either. How the hell was he ever going to finance a trip for them to go to Vegas?

Cobes will actually go to see bands, so him going to do something fun isn't out of the question. He's going to Cradle of Filth soon I think and he saw Gwar a few months ago because a trolle paid for it.
 
Potion_Time said:
He says "My teeth are hurting so I'm going to start brushing them more" but he doesn't understand that he's well past the point of recovery.
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Just like when his lease got termed in the other apartment, "tell them I'll stop smoking inside dood!". Too late bud. Same shit different day...
And the thought of brushing those front teeth gives me goosebumps
 
“I’m brushing my teeth more.”

I love how he doesn’t say every day. Even when his teeth are rotting, he still isn’t willing to commit to daily brushing.
 
Josh can't navigate an airport to be on WP2. People overestimate his abilities. Maybe he could have 10 years ago, but unless someone is holding his hand the entire way, it ain't happening these days.

Looks like it's a top molar giving Josh problems. The brushing probably did him no favors and knocked off a protective coat of calculus.

People are forgetting how much Door Dash fees make up Cobra's final $45 pizza order too. He is regarded with money. Every time he gets PayPal/CashApp donations, he chooses the instant transfer option; so it always takes a bigger cut of the $10 or whatever at a time instead of just transferring it all at once after an ebeg-athon or waiting 1-3 days for a no fee transfer.
 
Tranny Lizard Bugger said:
Just a tiny bit especially on the crust really brings it together with a tangy taste, gnome'sayin' dood?
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I just use marinara sauce and dip the crust in it, but that depends on the crust. Any tomato based sauce is probably too acidic for our Gothic bad boy's gingivitis gums now though.
Pascal's Wagie said:
It's a Great Plains/Midwest thing. City slickers like you just wouldn't understand.
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I've definitely seen it where I'm from, not just the Midwest (which I'm familiar with too).

Also it probably doesn't look appealing to me since I don't like ranch dressing.
 
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