🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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If someone showed me this photo with no context and told me that Cobra just ate shit I would believe them.
 
I just watched the dog treat video. Did he just go to homegirl Angie's, open a brand new bag of dog treats (assuming that homegirl bought them), and just ate one?
What a guy lol - inviting yourself over just so you can dine on the finest bacon flavored dog treats. TWU
 
HiveDull said:
I just watched the dog treat video. Did he just go to homegirl Angie's, open a brand new bag of dog treats (assuming that homegirl bought them), and just ate one?
What a guy lol - inviting yourself over just so you can dine on the finest bacon flavored dog treats. TWU
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Josh probably had them delivered. That's his move when he's over there. He recently mentioned how he overdrafted buying food for his friends and needed to stop. Maybe he thinks buying dog food is different?

I doubt the senior citizens that use a literal retard for cigarettes are spending extra money on their dogs
 
Didn't expect dog treats/food arc. Gonna enjoy watching him somehow turn this into a way to piss off viewers like he did by uploading fart videos resulting in people here leaving or taking breaks.

Kendall Motor Oil said:
Some higher end dog food is better than processed human food, especially the refrigerated stuff. High end dog jerky is basically overpriced human jerky.
Beggin strips? We can be generous and equate them to something like doritos or artificial bacon bits.
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Not bad at all.
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For some reason you breaking this dog food down reminded me of that dude who posted online about eating gorilla zoo biscuits to gain muscle mass.
 
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Cobe's could've made $300 in one stream if he "crowdfunded" his paypigs to eat a bog treat as a stunt
But he did it for free
 
BoglimArchives said:
Just did the bad ending, too.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1c-3qlzxeM
I saw the AI shit on the forums, so I decided to just stay up all night and all morning and do gay shit
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I do think about Cobes' future a lot, the Dark Lord's unfortunate but inevitable demise.

I think it's unlikely he'll outlive his father and step-mother. Daddy dearests seems to be a really fit guy and I wouldn't be surprised if he lived beyond eighty or even ninety years old (especially thinking how medicine is likely to improve as he approaches an older age). If Cobes continues how he is now but doesn't pick up anything harder like heroine, then I can imagine him living to maybe his forties or fifties, eventually the alcoholism is going to catch up with him and he'll die of heart failure. If he did outlive his father then he'd kill himself.

I wish your video wasn't just joking about him watching Cuties and him being a prison bitch or whatever. The New Vegas soundtrack and dialogue of all the Casperites' dismal but probable demise could've been really good. Not to be too serious but I do think about this a lot.
 
chimpSculpture_ said:
I wish your video wasn't just joking about him watching Cuties and him being a prison bitch or whatever. The New Vegas soundtrack and dialogue of all the Casperites' dismal but probable demise could've been really good. Not to be too serious but I do think about this a lot.
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Nah, it’s alright, bud. I was thinking about being a little more serious with this and for similar reasons. I think about the subject off and on.

But, I spent $5 to do the AI shit, and if I spend money on anything competent, my mind instantly goes to “Do something retarded with it and make yourself laugh.”
 
chimpSculpture_ said:
I do think about Cobes' future a lot, the Dark Lord's unfortunate but inevitable demise.

I think it's unlikely he'll outlive his father and step-mother. Daddy dearests seems to be a really fit guy and I wouldn't be surprised if he lived beyond eighty or even ninety years old (especially thinking how medicine is likely to improve as he approaches an older age). If Cobes continues how he is now but doesn't pick up anything harder like heroine, then I can imagine him living to maybe his forties or fifties, eventually the alcoholism is going to catch up with him and he'll die of heart failure. If he did outlive his father then he'd kill himself.

I wish your video wasn't just joking about him watching Cuties and him being a prison bitch or whatever. The New Vegas soundtrack and dialogue of all the Casperites' dismal but probable demise could've been really good. Not to be too serious but I do think about this a lot.
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I can only imagine what is day to day existence is like, the only thing I can equate it to is like going to a music festival. I've gone to those with great intentions, and spent them too drunk to take care of myself so I end up living in my own filth for a few days. Simple actions like cooking food, washing clothes, cleaning things and well - the normal things you need to do to live - just get missed out. You're too drunk to care or realise.

How similar is that to the chronic alcoholism that Cobes has? I don't know, but I can't imagine it's much different. Even by just looking at him, you know he doesn't do enough of the above to keep himself at an even keel.

There is no way he is going to get better, I don't think he's capable of it. He's fixated on the things that cause him issues - smoking and drinking. I don't know how that compounds with addiction in general, but it cannot be good.

Anyway, it could be he gets liver sclerosis and that gets him, or any litany of diseases, however I have a suspicion this dude is gonna drop dead suddenly. Maybe next year, maybe when he's approaching 50... We'll find out quickly, because he will stop streaming and this will alert people to something being wrong. I imagine he's going to be not doing much from now on, he's kinda stuck into drinking in a chair. That's a dark lonely path.
 
What's everyone's favorite Walnut Grove songs/edits? Seeing "BitchassNegroJFS" reminded me of Bitch Ass Toes.

Here are my favorites:



I go back to this all the fucking time.





I can't hear "Buffalo Wild Wings" anymore without a reggae beat.

There's tons of good ones, but those are my top three for sure.
 
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charlesdickens said:
What's everyone's favorite Walnut Grove songs/edits? Seeing "BitchassNegroJFS" reminded me of Bitch Ass Toes.

Here are my favorites:


https://youtube.com/watch?v=RcqJH50Yii8
I go back to this all the fucking time.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=XVSFOk9da1w
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o_47kmUuyEg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h9Te_uIoMAE
I can't hear "Buffalo Wild Wings" anymore without a reggae beat.

There's tons of good ones, but those are my top three for sure.
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By far, it's

It's *chef kiss* perfect.
 
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